Shitty Questions, Get Shitty Answers.

In this gloriously unhinged episode, this week we're answering agony aunt questions - starting with the burning question on everyone's lips: who IS Lady M? After solving that mystery, we answer our listeners' most deranged questions. We discuss the moral implications of stealing cats, the culinary possibilities of eating cats, launching a coffee maker through a widow (the person? the window? who knows), peacocking around town in a soft top car, and the logistics of becoming a vampire - because apparently, no question is too unhinged for us.We also unveil our groundbreaking theory that crying is really just an elaborate snack-requesting strategy. The episode comes to an abrupt end when Lady M's pets deploy biological warfare in the form of catastrophic flatulence, forcing an emergency evacuation of the podcast room.Warning: Contains discussions of feline felonies, household appliance violence, and dangerously toxic pet emissions. Listen at your own risk.