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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Freedom is a wonderful thing. Some people think it’s being able to say what you want. Some people think it's the ability to eat as many hotdogs as you want. But in reality, freedom is the ability to live in a home made shack under a bridge in California, starting your own hotdog cart business. This episode just so happens to introduce 3 such free people. They will utilize their skills in theft, sales, charm, rocks, having a bug leg, and distraction to obtain and sell said hot dogs. Wait, why are you bringing up the bug leg thing? That’s not important, it’s completely normal. Don’t get sidetracked, we’re talking hot dog entrepreneurs here! Who are these salesmen? Why are they selling hot dogs? How are they going to build a hot dog cart? Why does one of them have a bug leg? Why is that not really a big deal? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠ Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠ Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠