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EPISODE · Jul 30, 2025 · 10 MIN

Short Stories | The Art of Getting Caught feat. Hamilton and Fiona K. T. Howat

from Backwater Bastards: An Actual Play Podcast · host Backwater Bastards | Realm

While the Bastards and The Caps are busy planning their rescue mission, Margo is busy hunting down her own backup plan. Deep in the jungle on a desolate planet, Margo is tracking down the perpetually-captured duo known as "Nine Blades", (despite having only eight visible), and his precognitive partner Vache de Mer. With their “help”, Margo hatches a scheme to infiltrate BioLife and save Cleo. Her plan? Use Vache and Nine Blades’ unique talent for getting themselves captured by BioLife, as the ultimate Trojan Horse operation. By hiding the Bastard/Cap crew in their stolen BioLife ship and letting themselves get "caught" for the third time, they can infiltrate the facility from the inside and give BioLife "the spicy tickles" they deserve. It's a plan so crazy, it just might work… Season 4 is finally here after a big break, and we are bringing you in smooth! This is the second of a collection of short stories, meant to recap the events up to the opening of Season 4. Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠ Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠ Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- ⁠⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠ Vache de Mare -- Fiona K. T. Howat 9Blades -- Hamilton Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Whiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While the Bastards and The Caps are busy planning their rescue mission, Margo is busy hunting down her own backup plan. Deep in the jungle on a desolate planet, Margo is tracking down the perpetually-captured duo known as "Nine Blades", (despite having only eight visible), and his precognitive partner Vache de Mer. With their “help”, Margo hatches a scheme to infiltrate BioLife and save Cleo. Her plan? Use Vache and Nine Blades’ unique talent for getting themselves captured by BioLife, as the ultimate Trojan Horse operation. By hiding the Bastard/Cap crew in their stolen BioLife ship and letting themselves get "caught" for the third time, they can infiltrate the facility from the inside and give BioLife "the spicy tickles" they deserve. It's a plan so crazy, it just might work… Season 4 is finally here after a big break, and we are bringing you in smooth! This is the second of a collection of short stories, meant to recap the events up to the opening of Season 4. Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠ Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠ Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- ⁠⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠ Vache de Mare -- Fiona K. T. Howat 9Blades -- Hamilton Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Whiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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