Shorts, Sodomites & Sitges

Season six is officially in full swing, and Davina is back to navigate the wreckage of our weekly choices.This week: David decides it's 17 degrees, declares "Summer is here," and heads to Morrisons in his shorts—only for Dom to remind him we're currently in 'False Spring' and to prepare for the second coming of the Beast from the East.We take a deep dive (literally) into the history of Hollow Ponds in Leytonstone. Apparently, the council had to cut back the bushes because people were seeing things they shouldn't, leading us into a very necessary debate about cruising grounds, "bombing" in the bushes, and whether anyone actually has a good chat-up line anymore.Speaking of lines, we settle the score on whether the word "homosexual" was actually added to the Bible in 1946 (spoiler: it was a 16:9 aspect ratio mistake), Dom recounts a uniform-clad emergency flight to Berlin for a date that was "not a very nice person," and we look back at the 2021 email where David was holding a bowl of fruit and laughing at a wall for social media.Plus: Why Dom is coming for your non-existent uterus if you haven't seen Wicked, the joys of active constructive responding (that’ll be £750, please), and why you should never, ever trust us with travel advice involving expired passports.