Shrek: Hassle at the Castle (2002): Why Are Their Heads Like That?

April fool's is Shrek season. I'm not sure why, I didn't make the rules. It came to me in a dream. April first is when you Shrek, ok? You Shrek. Tradition is important. This is an April fool's episode. The episode is not the April fool's prank. It's a relatively unhinged, but still ICB, minisode with Will and Feather. The April fools are Will and Feather, who played this game, and especially Feather, who played a lot of this game. Relatively speaking. On April first. And then Will went entirely AWOL because of a discord bug, meaning she crunched playing Shrek Hassle Among Some Castle for literally no reason. No reason at all. Except tradition. Which is important. In this episode: leap pads, linux, big head mode, shrek, donkey knows he's in a shovelware platformer, getting good (but at what cost), infinite pits, catch the farquaad mascot, 3.5 / 5, the high water mark of Toyota engineering. ~shoutouts zone~ Last episode (which is not released yet) I made a correction, I would like to make a correction to that correction, Fandom wiki is in fact performing a valuable service because GameFAQs would not host a list of every Leapfrog game featuring The Letter A (character) Hackaday articles featuring the IM-me girltech messenger device Shrek: Hassle above any Castle cover art Longplay of Shrek: Hassle inside that Castle Shrek: Hassle involving a Castle Guide and FAQ by Myke Shrek: Hassle with Castle blurb from Nintendo Power Disney's Treasure Planet Longplay The high point of Toyota Engineering, killed by safety before it could die historic on the Fury Road (the Fury Road being on a mountain on a fjord in norway) Absolutely beautifully dirty AW11 with no bumper but a lot of hardware The TRD tricolor is still perfect You could own this very very angry yaris full of bees if the NTSA wasn't COWARDS ~~~ Our theme music is Glass Half Full by the incredible Cliff, you can find him on Bandcamp! Want to shout about the episode? Join us in the Infinite Cities Discord! You can find us on Twitter, and if you want to link to us, you can catch us at https://infinitecities.libsyn.com/! We are featherwings, willofchris, karpskryparn, and thegaryroby, and we are Infinite Cities. 🌆