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EPISODE · Oct 23, 2025 · 56 MIN

Shrink The Clothes, Not The Vibe

from Adventures of Des and Cort

Send us Fan MailThis week’s episode is packed tighter than Des’s carry-on! We get spicy about public correction culture. Why are people out here hitting reply all or correcting someone in front of a crowd like it’s a sport? Babe, pull someone aside or send a text. You’re not scoring points for humiliation. 🫠🙃Des is prepping for her trip and is on a mission to pack her entire wardrobe into one carry-on. She’s armed with a vacuum sealer, optimism, and maybe a little delusion. 🧳💨 Cort’s just here to watch it all unfold.We deep dive into the Netflix documentary The Perfect Neighbor and try to understand why people get so angry. Like, ma’am, if you hate joy and kids, maybe move? 🚪😬Cort’s serotonin meter hit the roof after a Christmas décor shopping spree. 🎄✨ There’s truly no therapy like Target aisles, twinkly lights, and pretending you’re in a Hallmark movie.Then we wrap things up with a few random bestie questions:🧤 What would we be doing if we invited each other over and asked to bring gloves?💌 What’s the first lesson in a “How To Be Our Bestie” course?🕰️ And if we could live in any generation, which chaotic era would we pick?Grab your headphones, your coffee, and maybe a vacuum sealer of your own. It’s a chaotic good time as always with your girls at Adventures of Des & Cort. 💖New episode is live on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Tune in to Adventures of Des and Cort for unhinged energy, a lot of laughs, and plenty of real talk. 💋🎙️#podcastbesties #shrinktheclothesnotthevibe #funnywomen #bestiefueledchaos #carryonqueen #serotoninhit #funnyfriends #womenwhopodcast #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

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Send us Fan Mail This week’s episode is packed tighter than Des’s carry-on! We get spicy about public correction culture. Why are people out here hitting reply all or correcting someone in front of a crowd like it’s a sport? Babe, pull someone aside or send a text. You’re not scoring points for humiliation. 🫠🙃 Des is prepping for her trip and is on a mission to pack her entire wardrobe into one carry-on. She’s armed with a vacuum sealer, optimism, and maybe a little delusion. 🧳💨 Cort’s just h...

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