Silence of the Ma’ams!

We're girls with a passion for cryptofascion! Clear the runway because it's officially OVER for fatties and uglies.   We're back for the first solo episode of the GAY 4 MAY BLITZ-- for our greatest trick of all time, we're going to put out TWO EPISODES EVERY WEEK for the month of May. 1 for patrons, sisters, and true BELIEVERS in the Thot Topics mission-- and one for broke faggot haters.   This episode is randomly a super dark one. Like it or not, we contain multitudes. Cry about it! We take a good half hour to reflect on the violent dark age of the early Internet, lament the aging process and our homosexual inability to enjoy work. It's a therapy session but there's some evil energy released in the process. Oopsie!   THEN, it's back to women's business. We put on our pussy hats and-- ugh, what's that smell? whatever. Anyway, we talk about abortion. Who wants it? Who's got it? Can anyone let us know the hottest spot for it? We also touch on Madison Cawthorne getting light in his loafers.   And of course we chat about the abysmal Met Gala, though most of our commentary is nonverbal. N-JOY!   Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Twitter @ThotTopicsPod. Ease the psychic pain of the wage labor economy on Patreon.