Simon’s Nightmare 'Police Sketch' Disaster! 🕵️‍♂️🎨 The Search For Kylie Goes Hilariously Wrong!

Be honest: If you had to describe a random person you met on holiday, could your best mate draw a sketch accurate enough to find them... or would they create a total monster? 😭👹 Lana is on a wholesome mission to track down a lovely woman named Kylie whom she met while away on holiday. Desperate for a breakthrough, she recruits Simon to act as a professional police sketch artist, describing Kylie's features step-by-step so he can compile a forensic drawing. The only problem? Simon's artistic abilities are an absolute crime against humanity! What was supposed to be a helpful search tool instantly turns into a chaotic studio roast as Lana, Speedy, and Bondy lay eyes on the horrific masterpiece Simon put together. The phone lines completely light up as listeners call in to judge the drawing and share their own hilariously bad artistic fails! Never want to miss a classic studio meltdown? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova to keep your feed packed with our best moments!