SIT TO P

SIT TO P If you don’t sit to pee, you can’t play basketball with the girls! Now you would think that’s obvious, but there are still some who are just finding this out. I’d go with what came in your shorts. That’s your pre-existing condition right there! And it won’t go away just because you decide to lace up a sports bra and get after it! You’re not Mister Potato Head! You don’t get to switch out your extra parts that you keep in a little trapdoor there in your behind. Swapping out spare parts is just for potatoes, not people! People parts already line up pretty well - Tab “A” into Slot “B” and all that! Why mess with what’s working? But if you still get confused and don’t remember, it’s OK to check – or just ask a policeman. When your spirit animal is an oyster, you do crazy things! That’s when marketing gets called in to hang some hoop earrings on the whole thing, and get everybody dressed for court. Oh, the larceny! Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.