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May 14, 2026 42 min

Situationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review

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"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor." Transcript Patrons Mar 22-31 Dotty Bubbles, Paul Peterson, devils_prodigy12, Michael Omiecinski, Murphy Eckhoff, Smoke FX, DracodeMortem, Bitter Hippo, and Rana'e Pool Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Teddy - David Ault David - Chris Harris-Beechey Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Guide - Mike Fielding Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com

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