Slap a Skeleton on that Zamn and Get You a Zamnboney ["empire for optimal outcomes"]

As Dimes brazenly fills himself to the brim with Monster and beef jerky, he and Judas weave together several news stories - including Brittney Griner's release from Russian prison, the upcoming Canadian ban on all firearms, and Trudeau's defense of Chinese anti-lockdown protests - to create a unifying critique on Capital D Democracy. Not long after exploring how Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS) is fake, they dance upon the Line of Jailable Discourse by diving into the book "Night" by Elie Wiesel, reviewing not only the flagrant inconsistencies but the controversies surrounding the book's credibility. Lastly on the Copepranos Society, Dimes sits down with FashyGainz - an encyclopedia of Deep Jewish Lore - and provides serious insight on the Talmud, Kabbalah, and the distinct thought processes that inform Judaic behavior, in their own words. We're not allowed to get in trouble for this, we simply did the research!