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Blood $atellite
by Blood $atellite
Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
Episodes
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JDavinci Vance Code Predicts Total Fleatearthplap Victory
Dimes and Judas discuss the hagplex making Shane Gillis’ gym ass commentary the new Democratic Party position, Dimes strangling a MAGA jobs program in the womb, and America’s National Conservative Conference hosted in Israel. After investigating the “Carney Pivot” and the fraudulent promotion of...
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I am Just a Traveling Man and This Right Here is my Traveling Hand
Dimes and Judas discuss the recent Second Sons protest on Aboriginal territory sparking a national outrage, a tech startup testing experimental medicine on disembodied but functioning human brains, and Candace Owens’ secret lesbian past uncovered. After speaking on the implications of torturing a...
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Getting My Sh*t Ruined For Borrowing Too Much Money From Xenu and Yakub
Dimes and Judas discuss the conclusion of the Lindsay Clancy Mistrial, the fraudulent online legacy of Reasonable Blackman, and the epidemic of mob violence in Africa over alleged shouldercheck penis theft. After dissecting the recent controversy over artificial intelligence going rogue and...
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Ay Tone4CERN Not for Nothin but this Feels Like Biocalvinism
Dimes and Judas give a debrief of DomCon 2026, discuss the emergence of AI vibe viruses, and describe in vivid detail a video of Congo Dandies. After dissecting a recent claim by Curtis Yarvin that anything that strengthens the state – even an anarchotyrannical one – is Right Wing, they review…
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I'm a Big Proponent of Gentlemen I Regret to Inform You That Sir An Infinity George Foid Has Hit The World Trade Center
Dimes and Judas discuss the exposure and death of disgraced black professor Jason Arday, the debate between Andrew Wilson and Candace Owens over the conspiracies surrounding Charlie Kirk’s murder, and New York Mayor Mamdani speaking Chinese. After exploring the flabbergasting cult generated by...
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Is There Heaven For a Foyim Off the Cob?
Dimes and Judas discuss Indians flooding AI platforms with CSAM trickery, the rise of cootermogger Savanna Cannon, and a recap of the Shiloh Hendrix trial. After investigating a woman who is birthing the highest-IQ gene selected embryo available, they review the book “Truth & Method” by…
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Indian in a Cowboy Hat vs. Cannibal Muslim Frasier = Agency War
Dimes and Judas discuss Lindsay Graham’s sudden gay death, the falling fertility of the Left, and a man paying spousal support for a vacation home hack. After diving into the Bishnoi Networking – the latest Indian gang plaguing Canada – they review the book “The Conflict of Interpretations…
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Bustin' Trvkedeau
Dimes and Judas discuss the recent puzzling attempted mass shooting in Montreal, Trump resolving the gender discourse while losing on every other conceivable issue, and the civilizational catastrophe of no air conditioning in Europe. After exploring whether or not Elon Musk is personally...
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Muslim R*pe Gangs is Epstein for Nazbols Groyper
Dimes and Judas discuss the race riots in Belfast associated with a Sudanese man attempting to behead someone in public, thrilling conclusion to America’s Non-War with Iran, and Indians believing White names are porn titles. After an extensive discussion on the Rape Gang Inquiry Report released…
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How Would you Feel if you Didn't (Generational Penis Game) (Waisian Gattaca) This Morning?
Dimes and Judas discuss AI hitting blue collar trades, the murder of Henry Nowak by Indian Liars, and barely avoiding a big circus filled with monsters. After sharing a story of how the pedophilia discourse finally hitting homeless schizos, they review the second volume of Whitney Webb’s “One...
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The Paradigm that Cried Wolf in Huhmocracy Manifest
Note: this episode had extremely poor audio for Dimes. It was able to be restored with AI but there will be some inconsistences. Dimes and Judas discuss the benefits and drawbacks of massive datacenters, the puzzling return of Peepee Poopoo Man, and the chud teenagers who shot a Hitler Muslim in...
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The Goyverment has sent 6 Gorillon Messages Informing Me the Slopmoids Demand Streamrot
Dimes and Judas discuss a JPMorgan analyst making an outrageously false sexual assault claim against his girlboss, the inept Indian truck driver responsible for the Humboldt Broncos crash avoiding deportation, and the alleged Carney Pivot restoring Canadian sovereignty. After accounting the…
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Genderplonked Milflennials are a Product of Late Stage Liberalism
Dimes and Judas recap The April Event recently held in Toronto, discuss Infowars being taken over by The Onion, and the Pragmata pdophilia accusations. After exploring Kash Patel’s FBI issuing indictments on the SPLC for infiltrating Far Right groups, they switch lanes to review “Spy Schools: How...
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The Schismatic Bogdanoff Mormons Agree With Me That There's a Shape to this Dealspace
Dimes and Judas discuss the latest civilization-ending accusations surrounding the newly-admitted War in Iraq, Chinese villagers eating what they believe to be dragon bones, and Kristi Noem’s bimbofication pervert husband putting the woke away. After dissecting the story of Australia’s most...
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An Era Defining Midwit in this Century of Game
Dimes and Judas discuss the sudden and inexplicable rise of Professor Jiang, the recent Louis Theroux documentary on the Redpill Manosphere, and the popularity of Fractional White-Collar Work. Somewhere after opining on whether video games can be considered art. They then review the autobiography...
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There are No Simulationists in Prostate Cubening Wards
Dimes and Judas assess the recent developments in the 2026 Israeli-Iranian War, the death of hack fraud groundhog Wiarton Willie, and the controversy surrounding Canada’s new anti-hate bill C-9. After exploring the limitations of shippable microfactories, they review the book “October Crisis…
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Underpants Gnome Chomsky Crip Walking Through the Epstein Files Like a Damn Fool
Dimes and Judas discuss the international incident caused by a man with Tourette’s screaming slurs at the BAFTA awards, increasingly ominous conflict surrounding Iran and claims of nuclear armament, and a wave of anarchistic cartel violence in Mexico caused by the killing of the leader of the…
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There’s No Seinfeld After 9/11
Dimes and Judas discuss the latest trans school shooter in British Columbia, the Bad Bunny Superbowl performance, and Trump’s Venezuela immediately shipping oil to Israel. After exploring the new British Columbia separation movement, they side into a review of “Bandit Country: The IRA & South...
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From Clown World to Slop World into Huh World
Dimes and Judas discuss the generational crashout of Elijah Schaffer, the downfall of the latest Virginwhore Sarah Stock, and the latest round of Epstein Documents implicating some surprising individuals. They then segue into a review of the book “Maximum Canada: Toward a Country of 100 Million”…
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BSNL29: How Doomed is Canada?
Dimes and Judas run through a list of recent events that could spell the total collapse of Canada. Invasion, implosion, financial collapse, Being Even More Chinese, what do the next 3 years hold? Is this a cope session or savage grabass? They will also discuss Iran being a stargate and women with...
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YEAR OF THE CRASH IN
Dimes and Judas discuss the death of Scott Adams and the death of Renee Good at the hands of an ICE Agent. After covering an article by “Men and the City” on the Global Margin Call that is resulting in Canadian real estate holdings being frozen by banks, the boys review the book “A History of...
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Accelerationism Wears a Toga, Mr. Hitler
Dimes and Judas discuss the civilizational consequences of pirate moms making diet coke chicken and Trump’s brazen abduction of Venezuela’s president Nicolas Maduro. After exploring the globally cataclysmic Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation (ECDO) theory, they begin…
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BSNL28: OneBC Xtreme
Dimes and Judas discuss the implosion of the OneBC Party and do a live review of the short TVO documentary "What's Fueling White Nationalism in Canada?" They will also discuss the limits of the Patronagepill and a recent viral clip starring The Collinses about whether race is genetic. It's the...
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6 Million D Chess is Priced In to Joevernomics
Dimes and Judas discuss two recent shootings, the Hannukah massacre in Bondi and the Brown University incident involving the leader of the campus Republicans, especially as it pertains to relations with Muslims in the West. After investigating the practice of Izzat in caste-based Indian culture,...
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BSNL26: Chumpgod Transhearts Media Literacy
After a shocking hiatus, Blood $atellite returns to discuss the secret Native American roots of Islam and a very special edition of "Lauren Southern: BITCH WATCH!" Then on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes meets with the prolific Devon Stack (Blackpilled) to engage in a pop quiz on…
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Time is a PAWG Circle
Dimes and Judas discuss a recent glowing exposé from the Canadian Anti Hate Network, more Epstein email links that implicate Trump, and the epidemic of contractors charging too much for home renovations. Then after speaking on the slow normalization of chemtrail disclosure, they begin their…
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I Have A Mouth And I Must Relax
Dimes and Judas discuss Canada passing a Bill that allows unlimited unrestricted chain migration, the consequences of Third World Communist Mamdani achieving the mandate of the people to rule New York City, and the recent sweeping land claim victory of Aboriginals in British Columbia that may put...
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BSNL#26 - SinO'tooleist Robotheism
Dimes and Judas discuss Erin O'Toole at war with Canadian Nationalism, the Sad Cult of Robotheism, a report by RAND about the future of Chinese/American relations, and lastly a test of how the average radical might engage rhetorically with a dope on the street! Lastly, on this edition of The...
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CONFESSIONS OF A SLOPULIST DARKETER
Dimes and Judas discuss the controversial Young Republican group chat leaks and juxtapose that against the even more controversial instances – and defenses – of “cunnyposting” throughout many sectors of the Dissident Right. They then review the book “The Grasshopper: Games, Life, and Utopia” by...
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Worcestershire Sauce Tastes Like I Hardly Knew Her
Dime and Judas discuss the recent conversation between Nick Land and Aleksandr Dugin, a Canadian man imprisoned for online antisemitism, and Bridgette Macron’s genitals being challenged in French court. After exploring the clandestine legal PR group Wren Collective, they launch into a review of a...
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BSNL25: Extremism in Canada
Dimes and Judas discuss the brutal sociopolitical hypocrisy of comedians attending a Saudi comedy festival, old liberal women preparing for civil war, and two separate medias (from Real Talk Ryan Jespersen and Sam Cooper's The Bureau) concerning extremism on both the Left and Right proliferating...
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To Make a Societylette You're Gonna Have to Break a Few Libggs
Dimes and Judas discuss the bewildering narrative aftermath of the Charlie Kirk assassination, Christopher Cantwell’s generational gay crashout, and the Night of Long Cries getting late night hosts fired. They then delve into the riveting book “The Master and His Emissary” by Iain McGilchrist....
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Stomp Clap Prayer Emoji
Dimes and Judas discuss the public assassination of Charlie Kirk and the racially targeted murder of Iryna Zarutska. After recapping the ongoing fiery youth revolt occurring in Nepal, they launch into a review of the book “Reality: From Metaphysics to Metapolitics” by Wynand De Beer. In it the...
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Small Tube Staccato Thralls: Observed Porcelain Edition
Dimes and Judas give a debrief of their recent eCeleb camping trip, the Raise the Colours anti-immigration protest in Australia, and the 7 AfD candidates who have died under mysterious circumstances. After priming the audience with some savage opinions on the Multipolarity movement, they review…
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BSNL24: A [Nothing] About [Show]
We're talking WNBA dildos, the Return to the Land movement, all that Tucker Carlson CIA stuff, and we will watch this banned documentary titled "HATE" about racial activism in Canada. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Daniel Tyrie, the founder of The Dominion...
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BSNL23: Helldivers 2
This is our first gaming livestream, and we're playing Helldivers 2. We will be discussing several topics in an stream-of-consciousness unprecedented in the B$EU. Coverage include reviewing that Mehdi Hassan/Groyper debate, Curtis Yarvin interviewed by the Red Scare gals, and whether the Aryan...
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Robbing a Blood bank for Financial AIDS
Dimes and Judas discuss the danger of MAGA people making themselves slaves to Trump, the intersection of lesbian porn and model train autism, and the insane power centralized in global credit companies. This builds into a discussion of “Leviathan and its Enemies” by Sam Francis, a classic...
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Mario Kant Says Santa Claus Has No Skeleton
Dimes and Judas discuss the societal implications of Will Stancil being sexually assaulted by AI, Curtis Yarvin advising Elon Musk on his political ambitions, and Trump jerking everyone regarding the release of the Epstein Files. After a quick episode of Lauren Southern: B*TCH WATCH, they slide...
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Gen Y Got Mmmkay Ultra'd
Dimes and Judas discuss the closure of the Israel/Iran Improv Theatre, a study that shows dysgenic attributes are amplifying in the White population, and the inevitability of decentralized civil war in America. This leads directly into a discussion of the book “Interest and Capital: The Monetary...
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BSNL22 - Episode 300 Spooktacular
It's episode 300 of the show so are reviewing some of the earliest content from the Blood $atellite back catalogue, discussing both the creation of the show and our oldest takes to see how they stack up. We also answer some viewer requests, notably who we think from our scene will be around in…
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BSNL21: The TFW Ecosystem
On this one we're going to talk about the organizations pushing temporary foreign workers into Canadian industries, but we relate that to the conflict between Israel and Iran that started just as we were recording, and react to a video from the New York Times starring Fascism Experts explaining…
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A Very Special Sola GPTuah
Dimes and Judas discuss the breaking news that gingers are black, Mark Carney’s depressing immigration targets, and Trump’s war on Harvard for purely Zionist reasons. After a lengthy discussion on miscarriages, they enter into a discussion of the book “Building a Ruin” by Yakov Feygin. There they...
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You should do THAT THING to YOU KNOW WHO
Dimes and Judas discuss Trump holding the President of South Africa to account for all the murdered Whites, James Comey announcing a new false flag with weird seashell math, and a tour through the failed scammers Dimes has known in his life. After discovering a study showing most English majors…
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BSNL20: Alberta Separating From Canada
On this stream we are discussing the recent discourse surrounding Alberta separating from Canada after the LPC victory, the Canadian government turning away South African refugees, and Innuendo Studios going bankrupt which is funny and good. Stream starts at 09:32.
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You Can Just (Not) Apocalyptic Homosexual Heights
Dimes and Judas discuss the brewing war between Pakistan and India, Peter Thiel’s anti-woke university, and a sober summary of the recent Canadian election (Carneygeddon.) They then dive into a review of “Aberration in the Heartland of the Real” by Wendy Painting. A psychological mediaphysical...
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Bucceesian overLARPing Magisteria
Dimes and Judas discuss a government plot to dim the sun with chemtrails, the Pope being assassinated by JD Vance, and our alleged arrival at the Dead Internet Theory tipping point. After a brief investigation into the Acceleration Research Consortium, they descend into a review of “Drug Cartels…
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BSNL19: Astral Nairaland
On this episode of Blood $atellite Nights LIVE we're going to talk about a lot of non-connected things including a Vitalist who married an Alpha Woman, an incoherent African drama forum, and Chinese factories exposing the luxury goods industry. Stream begins at 10:20.
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Leaf Knife Blood Droplet Black Pregnant Man
Dimes and Judas discuss the CIA developing wooly mammoth resurrection technology, the fallout of Trump’s Liberty Day Tariff Assault, and Million Dollar Extreme’s live comedy show in Oshawa. Somewhere after reviewing the bartender’s guide to Semenology, they launch into a review of “El Narco…
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Revolt Against the Moderate World
Dimes and Judas discuss a new hidden metropolis beneath Egypt’s pyramids, Bob Lazar’s darkly strategic diarrhea, and a review of Transgender Pope critical darling “Conclave.” After exploring Canada’s Lost Economic Decade, they launch into a review of “The Disenchantment of the World” by Marcel...
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BSNL#18: CarneyVal
This live episode promises to be completely off the rail as we not only discuss the ascendency of Mark Carney to Liberal Prime Minister, but also Secret Passage Theory and the recently released JFK assassination documents. Also containing a rare Dimes crash out on a chat member! Stream begins at...
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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
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