Sleeping Aid: CSC 1972 Convention for Safe Containers (Deep Voice ASMR Sleep)

Sleep well to a deep, soothing voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This boring voice ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Leave the chaos of the ocean for the quiet discipline of the shipyard to review the required stacking, racking, and restraint tests for the twenty-foot equivalent unit, as defined by the International Convention for Safe Containers. Achieve deep rest in the immutable strength of the standardized box as we contemplate the steel corrugated wall and the immutable structural laws that govern its construction. Find peace in the meticulous safety requirements for the corrosion-resistant Safety Approval Plate, from the precise sequence of indelible markings to the exact 50-millimeter height of the registration letters. We categorize the static vertical compression of the 1.8g stacking load, maintained for exactly five minutes, and review the longitudinal restraint tests that guarantee rigidity against the indifferent movements of the global transportation system. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning, but nowhere else as you drift off. Get ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker.