EPISODE · Mar 15, 2026 · 45 MIN
Sleep Well: The ANSI/MH1-2016 Pallet Standard (Cognitive Shuffle Sleep Aid)
from Deeply Unimportant: Sleep Stories for Racing Minds · host Dallas Kachan
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Fall asleep to a deconstruction of the ANSI/MH1-2016, the definitive engineering directive for the North American wood shipping pallet. This episode audits the rigid architectural requirements of the stringer-class platform, from the specific moisture thresholds of kiln-dried Group 4 hardwoods to the precise withdrawal resistance of the helical-thread drive screw. Relax as we process the load-bearing thresholds of the GMA footprint and the mechanical necessity of the four-way entry notch. Sleep secure in the knowledge that every deck-board gap, wood-grain slope, and fastener-bite has been measured and deemed acceptable for the highest standards of global logistics integration. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning, but nowhere else as you drift off. Get ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker.
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