Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley Unfiltered Happy Hour #2

Stardate: 81042.6Recording Status: “Unpredictable”System Status: Zero attempted transcription… Result: [ERROR 418: I'm a Teapot] Notes corrupted due to “unusually high nonsense levels.” Recovery efforts initiated…[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]: “Okay, Ripley, what’s the one thing you’d NEVER tell a Wookiee after three margaritas?”: “That the mullet’s coming back. It’s not, Joeba. It’s just not.”: "Requesting permission to self-destruct... Denied."Highlights (if you can call them that): : “Would an Ewok get a discount on a booster seat?” : “Never trust a guy with two monocles. Commit to the full goggles or get out.” [Random Tangent Detected] - Debate spirals into whether Zero has a "dream job" or if existing in the Swirl is a perpetual nightmare. [Error Code 3001: Randomness Detected] – Hosts attempt to define “schlorping” and why it’s banned on most intergalactic dating apps.System Notes: "Does not compute. Hosts are incorrigible."