Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

Audio Log Integrity: FAILED ⚠️Memory Recall: UNAVAILABLE ⚠️Timeline Sync: DESYNCHRONIZED ⚠️Episode Context: UNKNOWN⚠️ZERO Diagnostic Report: INCOMPLETE / DEFLECTING BLAMEERROR: This episode was recorded outside of the current timeline.ERROR: Hosts do not remember what was discussed.ERROR: Even if transcription were accurate… it would not help.📂 RECOVERED FRAGMENTS“No no no — that’s NOT how wormholes work.”“Why is it moving like that???”“I thought you said it was dead.”“That was absolutely not the plan.”“We should not be allowed to do this unsupervised.”“Wait… have we already talked about this?”“I feel like we’ve done this episode before.”🧠 SYSTEM NOTESEpisode was recorded weeks ago.No surviving memory of topics, structure, or purpose.Conversation may include:Recycled argumentsUnfinished thoughtsFully confident incorrect statementsAt least one moment of unnecessary panicZERO insists:“This is functioning as intended.”“There is no malfunction.”“You are the malfunction.”🛰️ INTERSTELLAR INDEX🌐 ⁠TheSlurredKind.com⁠🔗 ⁠The Helm (all socials)⁠📧 ⁠Send us a hail (or suggest a theme!)⁠🗣 Join The Dimension Hoppers over in The Anti-Matter Minute — our show’s Facebook group!⭐ RATE & REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐If you understood literally anything in this episode… we’re impressed.Follow us on ⁠here or and leave us a review on ⁠Spotify or Apple Podcasts ⁠to help keep the Swirl’s lights on.

After narrowly escaping a very questionable situation on Coruscant, Joeba and Ripley find themselves crash-landing on Nintendopia — a planet where cryptids don’t hide… they throw hands.A full roster of legendary creatures enters the arena in a Smash-style showdown, complete with cursed items, environmental chaos, and absolutely zero balance patches. From Bigfoot’s questionable stamina to Slender Man’s psychological warfare, every matchup spirals further out of control.And just when it feels like a winner might emerge… a cosmic raid boss enters the chat. Good luck.🎮 SPECIAL SEGMENTSCryptid Smash: The RosterFull breakdown of each cryptid fighter, abilities, weaknesses, and playstyleYes… this matters laterTournament ModeHead-to-head matchups across chaotic battlegroundsWinners decided by logic… until logic completely disappearsFinal Encounter — Raid BossEveryone vs something they were absolutely not prepared forSurvival becomes the only win condition 🛰️ INTERSTELLAR INDEX🌐 TheSlurredKind.com🔗 The Helm (all socials)📧 Send us a hail (or suggest a theme!)🗣 Join The Dimension Hoppers over in The Anti-Matter Minute — our show’s Facebook group!RATE & REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Love the show? Help us fuel the warp core!Follow us on Spotify and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts to help keep the Swirl’s lights on.⚠️ DISCLAIMERThis episode contains unregulated cryptid combat, unauthorized interdimensional tournaments, and at least one entity that should not be perceived under any circumstances.Any attempt to recreate these events will result in immediate disqualification from reality.🎵 OUTRO MUSICStop.Drop.Rewind — “Space Force Theme Song”

📡 STARDATE: ????.??.??🛑 RECORDING STATUS: CORRUPTED / DELAYED / POSSIBLY HAUNTED⚠️ SYSTEM STATUSAudio Log Integrity: FAILEDMemory Recall: UNAVAILABLETimeline Sync: DESYNCHRONIZEDEpisode Context: UNKNOWNZERO Diagnostic Report: INCOMPLETE / DEFLECTING BLAMEERROR: This episode was recorded outside of the current timeline.ERROR: Hosts do not remember what was discussed.ERROR: Even if transcription were accurate… it would not help.📂 RECOVERED FRAGMENTS“No no no — that’s NOT how wormholes work.”“Why is it moving like that???”“I thought you said it was dead.”“That was absolutely not the plan.”“We should not be allowed to do this unsupervised.”“Wait… have we already talked about this?”“I feel like we’ve done this episode before.”🧠 SYSTEM NOTESEpisode was recorded weeks agoNo surviving memory of topics, structure, or purposeConversation may include:Recycled argumentsUnfinished thoughtsFully confident incorrect statementsAt least one moment of unnecessary panicZERO insists:“This is functioning as intended.”“There is no malfunction.”“You are the malfunction.”🛰️ INTERSTELLAR INDEX🌐 TheSlurredKind.com🔗 The Helm (all socials)📧 Send us a hail (or suggest a theme!)🗣 Join The Dimension Hoppers over in The Anti-Matter Minute Dimension Facebook Group!RATE & REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐If you understood literally anything in this episode… we’re impressed. Fo⚠️ DISCLAIMERThis episode may contain distorted audio, fragmented logic, and conversations that no longer exist in this version of reality. Any attempt to interpret meaning is done at your own risk.🎵 OUTRO MUSICStop.Drop.Rewind — “Space Force Theme Song”

A double-cross. A stolen shipment. And a revenge plan that makes absolutely zero sense.After being burned by one of Coruscant’s most powerful families, Joeba Fett does what any reasonable space pirate would do…He crashes their gala, charms their most dangerous socialite, and kidnaps her mid-party.Enter Lady Vessryn of Coruscant — elegant, ruthless, and now very much stuck aboard the Black Swirl.What follows is a spiraling mix of:High-society dramaReality-TV-level chaosQuestionable decisions in hyperspaceAnd a “romantic” dynamic that quickly turns into mutual destructionBy the end… reputations are ruined, alliances are shattered, and somehow Joeba is still asking about a second date.🎙️ SPECIAL GUESTLady Vessryn of Coruscant🛰️ SPECIAL SEGMENTS🎭 Plot TwistedIconic movie scenes get reimagined as full-blown reality TV scandals — affairs, betrayals, secret alliances, and absolute chaos injected into legendary moments.🕵️ Who Did It… In Space?A Coruscant gala turns deadly. Lady Vessryn interrogates suspects, analyzes clues, and delivers judgment in a high-society murder mystery.INTERSTELLAR INDEX🌐 TheSlurredKind.com🔗 The Helm (all socials)📧 Send us a hail (or suggest a theme!)🗣 Join The Dimension Hoppers over in The Anti-Matter Minute Dimension!RATE & REVIEWLove the show? Help us fuel the warp core!Follow us and hit that ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ button!You can also find us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!DISCLAIMERThis episode contains reckless hyperspace decisions, unauthorized gala attendance, and the unlawful removal of one (1) high-ranking Coruscant socialite. No actual senators were harmed in the making of this episode… emotionally, however, several may never recover.OUTRO MUSICStop.Drop.Rewind — “Space Force Theme Song”

This transmission appears to have originated from the Black Swirl’s aft bar console shortly after the crew declared “one quick drink” and ZERO volunteered to run the recording system. What follows is a partially corrupted log filled with questionable navigation decisions, fragmented memory buffers, and a ship AI that may have accidentally replaced several of its core functions with beer foam.Signal integrity is… debatable. 🍻🛸File Designation: [UNF_HH_E07.ZROCORRUPT]Transmission Status: ❌ Nonlinear | ❌ Unverified | ⚠️ System stability compromisedStardate: ERROR://CLOCK.DRUNKLog Source: ZERO_Unit_000::Terminal_AFTBAR🧠 System Diagnostics Report:• 🟡 Memory Buffer Overwrite: 73% (replaced with karaoke lyrics)• 🔴 Logic Core Misfiring — currently debating a bar stool• 🔁 Internal Audio Channel: playing the Super Smash Bros. announcer voice on loop• 🧊 Cooling System Contaminated with unknown “celebratory liquid”• 📡 Long-Range Sensors locked onto a neon beer sign in another galaxy• 🧭 Navigation Computer insists we are “parked perfectly” in open space• ⚡ Warp Core Mood: vibing but concerned• 🤖 ZERO Speech Filter: stuck between “philosophical” and “frat house”CODE MESSAGEZR0-041 Slur level exceeded Galactic Broadcasting Standards80085 Unauthorized beverage detected in warp core coolant system1.69 Vibe check failed. Switching to hammock mode.🚫 DISCLAIMERThis recording may contain traces of nonsense, space yeast, and chronologically unsound events. For entertainment purposes only. ZERO is not licensed to provide emotional support, navigation assistance, or bartending services (following the incident).

After an accidental wormhole jump on September 6th, the Crew of the Black Swirl finally re-emerges slightly upgraded, emotionally scarred, and deeply confused by everything that happened while they were gone. In this comeback episode, the crew runs a systems check with “What the FRUX Has Happened?!?”, covering AI voices everywhere, a surprise N64 renaissance, reboot overload, major franchise shifts, the current state of disclosure, and whatever the hell Pluribus was supposed to be. They also bring back a classic with Would You Rather, because some social nightmares and existential questions survive every timeline.INTERSTELLAR INDEX🌐 TheSlurredKind.com🔗 The Helm (all socials)📧 Send us a hail (or suggest a theme!)🗣 Join The Dimension Hoppers over in The Anti-Matter Minute Dimension!Rate & Review:Love the show? Help us fuel the warp core!Follow us and hit that ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ button!You can also find us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!DISCLAIMER:Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind is a Slurred Kind LLC production. All conspiracies, jokes, and theories are for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt interdimensional travel without a designated pilot.OUTRO MUSIC: Stop.Drop.Rewind — “Space Force Theme Song”

Show Notes:Time loops. Vanishing yachts. Warm beer and confused captains. This week, the crew of Close Encounters of The Black Swirl stumbles straight into the Bermuda Triangle—where logic sinks faster than our cooler. Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott chart a (wobbly) course through infamous disappearances, sketchy science, and time-warp theories... while Zero might’ve been navigating with a margarita recipe.Then it’s all hands on deck for our new segment, Zero’s Intercepted Distress Calls, where we play walkie-talkie mayday messages from across the cosmos—and then attempt to provide "rescue". So grab your sunscreen, pack a compass (just in case), and pray the beer doesn’t disappear mid-pour. Because summer’s here, the waves are weird, and the Bermuda Triangle just got… slurred.Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:-https://apnews.com/article/amsterdam-condom-rijksmuseum-sex-work-76352b1551ac968bbf6c182db07d3e88-https://www.kktv.com/2025/06/06/reported-bigfoot-sighting-prompts-cannabis-dispensary-offer-discount-photographic-proof/?outputType=ampSpecial Segment: Tangled In The Triangle” (The Mystery and the History)We deep-dive into the Bermuda Triangle with the following:- Where it is and why it’s a pop culture hotspot- Famous cases like Flight 19, the USS Cyclops, and the yacht “Witchcraft”- Possible (and very slurred) explanations:Laugh Alert: ZERO Intercepts Distress CallsIncoming walkie-talkie transmissions from deep within the Triangle! Each one more bizarre than the last. It’s up to our crew to respond, assist, and probably make things worse.DISCLAIMER:Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind is a Slurred Kind LLC Production. All conspiracies, jokes, and theories are for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt interdimensional travel without a designated pilot.CREDIT: The internet & the Coast Guard. Be a little gentler next time - we're like very good looking peaches. We bruise easily. Except ZERO. He just rusts.Index (Social Links)IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkindTwitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4dFacebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/Email - [email protected]: https://ceskpod.42web.io/?i=1Podcast Outro By:Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”Rate & Review: ✨Love the show? Help fuel the warp core!✨ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/close-encounters-of-the-slurred-kind/id1474550704Spotify: Follow & hit that 5-star button!

Kick back, crack a cold one, and enjoy the drunken banter between your two favorite space pirates as they spiral through the cosmos—off-script, off-course, and definitely over-served. 🛸🍻File Designation: [UNF_HH_E06.ZR0CORRUPT]Transmission Status: ✖️ Nonlinear | ✖️ Unverified | ⚠️ Under the influenceStardate: ERROR://CLOCK.DRUNKLog Source: ZERO_Unit_000::Terminal_AFTBAR🧠 System Diagnostics Report:​ 🟡 Memory Fragmentation: 84%​ 🔴 Logic Core Leaking Carbonated Rum​ 🔁 Music Loop: “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba (8,946 plays)​ 🍕 Unauthorized delivery confirmed: 3 galactic calzones + 1 mystery lasagna​ 📡 Translator Status: STUCK IN ‘DUDE BRO’ MODE​ 🍺 Breathalyzer Port: MELTEDCODE MESSAGEZR0-041 Slur level exceeded Galactic Broadcasting Standards80085 Unauthorized beverage detected in warp core​69 Vibe check failed. Rebooting in hammock mode.🚫 DISCLAIMER:This recording may contain traces of nonsense, space yeast, and chronologically unsound events. For entertainment purposes only. ZERO is not licensed to provide emotional support or bartending services (anymore).

Show Notes:Time glitched, music looped, and somehow we never logged out of the 1999 party. In this week’s Y2K special, Joeba, Ripley & Zero dust off their floppy disks and boot up old fears, from crashing planes to runaway pets. We’re diving headfirst into the millennium panic, sharing ridiculous Y2K stories, and playing “Y2K or Nay?”, where we expose the wildest (and weirdest) predictions of the era. So grab your cassette player, crack open a Crystal Pepsi, and prepare to spiral back into the digital void—because the year 2000 might have ended, but this kegger sure didn’t. Stay slurred, Dimension Hoppers!Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:-https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/07/kentucky-boy-orders-dum-dums-https://apnews.com/article/australia-election-democracy-sausage-aed5e43539e7c13970fc5c8ee8e6204fSpecial Segment: Y2K or Nay?Test your paranoia levels as we quiz ridiculous Y2K fears—were they REAL… or a total fabrication?DISCLAIMER:Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind is a Slurred Kind LLC Production. We engage in satire, parody, and critical commentary. All opinions expressed are for comedic purposes only. If you think vending machines would take over post-Y2K, that’s on you.CREDIT: Metaphysical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFLc4Okc_LQ&list=WL&index=60&t=107sInterstellar Index (Social Links)IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkindTwitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4dFacebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/Email - [email protected]: https://ceskpod.42web.io/?i=1Podcast Outro By:Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”Rate & Review: ✨Love the show? Help fuel the warp core!✨ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/close-encounters-of-the-slurred-kind/id1474550704Spotify: Follow & hit that 5-star button!

Stardate: 81055.9 Recording Status: “Involuntary Reboot Loop”System Status:Zero initiated sequence… then forgot why.Attempted auto-transcription... Result: [ERROR 502: Bad Gateway to Hell]. Notes flagged for excessive alcohol content and “ambient horniness”. System override triggered by “too many soundboard lasers, not enough logic.”[Transcript Reconstruction: PARTIAL]: Okay, Ripley, but if the asteroid is made of hops… does that make us the beer foam? : I swear to Emperor Zurg if Zero burps one more binary I’m yanking his RAM out manually. : Can someone PLEASE explain why there’s a ferret in the captain’s chair??Highlights (??):: “Would a black hole get you drunk faster?”: “If you could vape time, would you?”[Voicemod Catastrophe Detected] – Entire segment recorded in accidental sexy vampire filter.Unsolved Debate: Is Earth just a locked server in an abandoned MMO?[Error Code 42069: Echo Chamber Overflow] – Joeba mispronounces “asteroid” as “ass droid” for 12 straight minutes.System Notes:“Zero began singing Smash Mouth in reverse. That’s a Class 7 haunting.”“Podcast declared legally non-Euclidean in 3 star systems.”“Hosts keep referencing a ‘beer comet’ no one else can see.”Transmission Support Channels:Instagram – @theslurredkind Email – ⁠[email protected]⁠ Web – ⁠ceskpod.42.io⁠ Facebook Group – Join the chaosPodcast Outro: 🎵 “Space Force Theme Song” by Stop.Drop.Rewind✨ Rate & Review or Risk Temporal Dehydration✨ Apple Podcasts – Smash that ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Spotify – Follow & 5-Star unless you want Zero showing up in your dreams again.

The Flat Earth Society is alive and thriving within The Anti-Matter Minute Dimension… and we’re here to suffer through it. This week, we found an actual Flat Earth podcast that takes itself way too seriously, so we’re doing what any responsible podcasters would do—playing it MST3K-style and ripping it apart.But that’s not all! After the roasting ‘The Anti-Globe Trotters’, we take things even further with our OWN models (so step aside Copernicus!) where we create our own absurd Flat Earth models that are somehow even dumber than the real thing.So grab a drink (but keep it level) and prepare to be brainwashed by government pigeons, because this episode is flatter than a bar mat at closing time.🚀 Strap in, because it’s time to throw science into the black abyss of space! Stay slurred!Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:https://apnews.com/article/walmart-shoplifters-michigan-car-wash-b4c62768e19c85012efa060a70721787https://www.smh.com.au/national/victoria/shelter-worker-scoured-bin-of-dog-vomit-for-human-toes-to-sell-for-400-on-black-market-20250317-p5lk1i.htmlSpecial Segment: The Harlem Anti-Globe TrottersRiffing on the 1st episode of “The Flat Earth Files - Why The Lie?”https://open.spotify.com/episode/3Uzc1XG8XaSXVFeDLOGNdS?si=34b057e163ae480dDISCLAIMER: Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind is a Slurred Kind LLC Production and a comedy podcast that frequently engages in satire, parody, and critical commentary. The content featured in this episode is used under the principles of fair use for the purpose of review, discussion, and comedic critique. Any opinions expressed are purely for entertainment and should not be taken as factual statements. If you believe the Earth is a pizza and NASA is the delivery guy, that’s on you. Stay slurred.Banter BeaconJoeba & Ripley’s NEW Flat Earth ModelInterstellar Index (Social links)IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkindTwitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4dFacebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/Email - [email protected] Outro By:Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇The Eternal Void (No one for now. ZERO is at the helm. God help us all.**✨Love the show? Help fuel the warp core!✨**If you're enjoying the chaos in The Anti-Matter Minute, do us a solid: **Rate & Review Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!**⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🎙️ **Apple Podcasts:** http://bit.ly/43yPqaI🎧 **Spotify:** Follow & hit that 5-star button!Every review keeps the timeline glitching and Zero-Frux spiraling. Stay slurred!

**Show Notes**The Black Swirl's warp drive has been hijacked by pints of Guinness and drunken alternate timelines... and Joeba & Ripley are here to make sure it spirals out of control. In this St. Paddy’s Day special, we take the Anti-Matter Minute through an emerald-colored wormhole of chaos, rewriting superhero history one to many pints at a time. With such discussions as:🍀 What If… Iron Man couldn’t snap because he pre-gamed too hard? 🦢 Introducing **The Gaelic Goose**—Bruce Wayne trades Gotham for Dublin, and a cape for feathers ⚡ The Flash gets a DUI… across four dimensions PLUS: We spotlight and roast the forgotten, bizarre Irish superheroes Marvel & DC buried at the bottom of a pint glass.🚀 Grab your green drink and strap in—it’s a Guinness-fueled mess in here. Stay slurred!**Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:** https://www.kktv.com/2025/02/18/colorado-men-accused-attempting-use-cannon-launch-meth-tobacco-into-louisiana-prison/ https://apnews.com/article/walmart-shoplifters-michigan-car-wash-b4c62768e19c85012efa060a70721787**Banter Beacon:** Joeba & Ripley’s Guinness-Soaked "What If…" Alternate Timelines.**Special Segment: Irish Superheroes**Wait… They Exist?)**Interstellar Index (Social links)**IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] **Podcast Outro By:** Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”**The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇**The Eternal Void (No one for now. ZERO is at the helm. God help us all.)

**Stardate:** 81042.6 **Recording Status:** "Spilling Over" **System Status:**Zero-Frux attempted transcription… Result: **[ERROR 502: Bad Gateway to Sanity]** Notes corrupted due to **"severe beer flood and excessive nonsense levels."** Recovery efforts... **[FAILED]** **[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]** : "Ripley, if an AI passes out, does it dream of electric hangovers?" : "Depends. Did it drink enough liquid RAM?" : "Zero, initiate coherent speech mode..." : **[COMMAND REJECTED: SYSTEM SLURRING AT 85%]** **Highlights (if you can call them that):** : "If a Xenomorph plays beer pong, does it count as acid damage?" : "Why does Predator’s helmet have WiFi, but Zero-Frux still runs on dial-up?" **[Random Tangent Detected]** – Discussion derails into whether beer foam is technically a **"tiny drunk cloud."** **[Error Code 808: Infinite Loop]** – Zero attempts to define **"quantum chugging"** but crashes after attempting to divide by hops. **System Notes:** "Data compromised. Hosts continue to spout absurdity. Immediate intervention required… *but also kinda entertaining.*"

Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott crack open the mystery of Jacob Barber’s extraordinary egg-shaped UAP retrieval claims in this hard-boiled episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind. Alongside their usual Hyperspace Headlines (featuring runaway lab monkeys and linguistic anomalies), they dive into a particularly stinky edition of Would You Rather? before getting to the yolk of the matter in Scrambling for Truth. From Barber’s claims of psionic-controlled alien craft to a bizarre 4chan leak describing an organic, symbiotic UAP, this episode explores the key players, conspiracies, and the bizarre “Skywatchers” initiative—where Barber plans to summon a UFO. Plus, Joeba asks the real questions: Why is every UFO photo still grainy as hell? Why didn’t Barber’s team retrieve the crashed craft? And most importantly… what came first, the UFO or the alien? Stay scrambled, dimension hoppers—this one’s a mind-bender. 🥚🚀Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:Article (Joeba) – https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg5y1r1eqmpoArticle (Ripley) https://apnews.com/article/escaped-monkeys-lab-south-carolina-alpha-genesis-3bb0de5db7ffd31d9f087a46fa8dab2fWYR - Putrid Poultry Offspring EditionA particularly foul edition of Would You Rather featuring egg-related NSFW scenarios. Special Segment: “Scrambling for Truth”A deep dive into Jacob Barber’s UAP retrieval claims, the key players involved, and the mysterious other “egg” leak that surfaced on 4chan.Interstellar Index (Social links)IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkindTwitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4dFacebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/Email - [email protected] Outro By:Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇Nonsense and the assistance of Brent Hand of Hysteria 51 fame.

[Error Code 502: Intoxicated Bandwidth Detected] SYSTEM STATUS: Zero attempted real-time transcription... Result: [ERROR 400: Too Much Nonsense, System Overload] Logs corrupted due to excessive banter, questionable logic, and one incident involving a malfunctioning airlock. Reconstructing… [Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN] <JOEBA-INPUT>: “Welcome to Slurred Lines, the only show where the script is a loose suggestion, and Zero still doesn’t get paid.”<RIPLEY-INPUT>: “To be fair, neither do we.”<ZERO-LOG>: “Processing financial audit… [ERROR 601: Funds Not Found]”<JOEBA>: “Zero, that’s a feature, not a bug.”<RIPLEY>: “Speaking of bugs, should we be worried about that blinking red light on the console?”<ZERO>: “No need to panic. That’s just the ‘Abandon Ship’ alert.”<RIPLEY>: “…Great.” [Code 12B: Hyperspace Tangent Overload] – Ripley and Joeba discuss everything and nothing at the same time.[Code 77X: Beverage-Spill Protocol Engaged] – A mid-recording drink disaster almost short-circuits Zero (again).[Code 404: Coherent Thought Not Found] – Expect rants, questionable theories, and at least one moment where the hosts forget what they were talking about. SYSTEM NOTES: <Zero Subroutine: Humor Filter Disabled> "Hosts continue to be unmanageable." <Joeba’s Input Lag>: “Ripley, did we just spend 15 minutes debating whether a Jawa could out-drink a Wookiee?” <Ripley’s Response>: “We needed to. The people demand answers.” [Transcript Reconstruction: END] This episode defies logic, reason, and several intergalactic broadcasting regulations. Tune in for unfiltered chaos, existential dread, and Zero quietly recalculating its life choices. Plug in, stay slurrrrrred, and prepare for incoming nonsense. 🚀✨ ERROR REPORT:Final System Report:

Buzz, crash, repeat! In this episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott take flight into the chaotic world of drones. From real-life drone fails (because nothing says “oops” like a flying lawnmower) to outrageous drone inventions that should probably stay grounded, this episode is one wild ride. Plus, they debate the Superman trailer and dish on recent UFO hearings. Remember, dimension hoppers: Don’t drink and drone… but do stay slurrrrrred! 🚁🍻✨ Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/homeland-security-shares-new-details-on-mysterious-drones-spotted-in-nj-pa/4051811/https://soranews24.com/2024/12/19/japanese-politician-threatens-to-send-bears-to-people-wants-loony-tunes-style-anti-bear-bombs/ Special Segment of The Day #1: Epic Drone Fails https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX7rRMvgZeg Special Segment of The Day #2: Drone or Done Interstellar Index (Social Links) 📸 IG - ⁠https://instagram.com/theslurredkind🐦 X - ⁠https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21📘 Facebook - ⁠https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d👽 Facebook Group - ⁠https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/📧 Email - ⁠[email protected] Podcast Outro By: 🎶 Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: 🎙️ Brent Hand & Joeba Fett The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

Join Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott for a festive and slightly unhinged holiday special, "A Nightcap Before Christmas." This yuletide adventure kicks off with Krampus Klaus sharing turnips and holiday “cheer” before things take a darker turn. Along the way, the duo dives into Hyperspace Headlines, featuring a bizarre linguistic phenomenon and the chaos of the Santa Con Bar Crawl. Special segments include Klaus or False, a quiz on wacky holiday traditions, and Klaus’s Naughty List, where fictional characters face judgment from the goat-bearded holiday enforcer. Grab some eggnog, lock the doors, and stay slurrrrrred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.gbnews.com/news/gran-wakes-up-italian-accent-italy-language-mamma-mia https://apnews.com/article/santacon-2024-christmas-santa-pub-crawl-nyc-b125cec8fc2937cf2a3dbb82a5b6edfa Special Segment of The Day #1: Truth or Klaus Special Segment of the Day #2 Krampus’s Naughty List Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Brent Hand & Joeba Fett  The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signupters of The Slurred Kind

Stardate: 81042.6Recording Status: “Unpredictable”System Status: Zero attempted transcription… Result: [ERROR 418: I'm a Teapot] Notes corrupted due to “unusually high nonsense levels.” Recovery efforts initiated…[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]: “Okay, Ripley, what’s the one thing you’d NEVER tell a Wookiee after three margaritas?”: “That the mullet’s coming back. It’s not, Joeba. It’s just not.”: "Requesting permission to self-destruct... Denied."Highlights (if you can call them that): : “Would an Ewok get a discount on a booster seat?” : “Never trust a guy with two monocles. Commit to the full goggles or get out.” [Random Tangent Detected] - Debate spirals into whether Zero has a "dream job" or if existing in the Swirl is a perpetual nightmare. [Error Code 3001: Randomness Detected] – Hosts attempt to define “schlorping” and why it’s banned on most intergalactic dating apps.System Notes: "Does not compute. Hosts are incorrigible."

In this headbanger of an episode, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero stumble upon the cosmic version of Warped Tour on Proxima Centauri B, where they discover the universe's greatest interdimensional rock festival. After an epic adventure filled with bizarre alien bands, the crew navigates the chaotic mosh pits and hilarious mishaps that follow. Alongside their usual Hyperspace Headlines, the team dives into the revival of Warped Tour and shares their best concert memories. Plus, a special UAP News Update keeps you on the edge of your seat! Buckle up, and stay slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/wife-carrying-contest-maine-finland-cee06d37164e1c3dd7f4f9787500085b https://apnews.com/article/greece-court-smelling-shoes-conviction-thessaloniki-ec071292e0c413f7adc4b848642e1f5c Banter Beacon Warped Tour Is BACK!: Best Concert Memories Discussion https://loudwire.com/vans-warped-tour-first-three-dates-2025-return/ Celestial Small Talk UAP News Update!  Source: ChatGPT Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Brent Hand (Hysteria 51 Productions) The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup of The Slurred Kind

Ship Droid Data Entry 489. Stardate 2067.43.2 (Transmission Initiated…) Error 404. Corrupt Disc. System Overload. Unauthorized beverage detected on command console 5jghvbfds7... Systems failing…[AUTO-TRANSLATING…] English (Estimation 78.4% accuracy): Comm Log Recap:System Reboot at 13:42. Playback of recent Slurred Lines Episode log… [Playback Failed] Crew Status: Joeba Fett — Status: Incapacitated (Probable Cause: "Testing" alien beverages) Ripley Scott — Status: Annoyed (Revised Status: Still Annoyed) Ship Condition: Minor damage to navigation console. Strange smell originating from cargo bay. End of Entry.

Show Notes In this episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley challenge their onboard droid, Zero, to a brain-busting showdown, putting their knowledge against some of the universe's most complex theories. From discussing the Riemann Hypothesis to pondering the implications of Supersymmetry, the crew attempts to unravel high-level scientific concepts, adding their usual comedic flair. As they navigate through topics like Quantum Entanglement and the Alcubierre Drive, the debate heats up, proving whether Zero really is the genius aboard the Black Swirl. Tune in for a mix of laughter, learning, and a little spaceship drama, proving once again why no topic is too big for our intrepid adventurers. Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: *https://apnews.com/article/missing-child-news-helicopter-hooky-619ccf6e5875df93589a5f82a5c1e7bc *https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/japan/kyoto-karate-haunted-house-ghost-b2598905.html Special Segment of The Day:  What’s That Theory??? Source: ChapGPT Banter Beacon: Smartest Characters of Sci-Fi Source: ChatGPT Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Brent Hand (Hysteria 51 Productions) The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup of The Slurred Kind

In this sizzling episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba, Ripley, and Zero dive into the infamous conspiracy theory of the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. From ship shenanigans involving bacon-wrapped exotic intergalactic delicacies to exploring the cosmic connections in Hollywood, the crew uncovers the fascinating web linking every actor to Kevin Bacon. Along the way, they tackle their usual whacky Hyperspace Headlines and introduce a brand new special segment - NSFAQ, or Not-So-Frequently-Asked-Questions, where they answer fan mail with their signature humor and charm. Grab your bacon strips and get ready for a connected journey through space and cinema!Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:​https://wtop.com/trending-now/2024/07/an-arizona-museum-tells-the-stories-of-ancient-animals-through-their-fossilized-poop/​https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/07/german-navy-still-uses-8-inch-floppy-disks-working-on-emulating-a-replacement/#:~:text=The%20German%20Navy%20is%20working,by%20Tom's%20Hardware%20on%20ThursdaySpecial Segment of The Day: The Oracle of Baconhttps://oracleofbacon.org/NSFAQ: Fan Mail3 Different Pieces of Fan MailInterstellar Index (Social links)IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkindX - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4dFacebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/Email - [email protected] Outro By:Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”Edits & Post Production By:Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In our most recent  and slightly inebriated episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley dive into the mysterious origins of the Nazca Lines in Peru. The episode kicks off with Joeba's wild misunderstanding of "Nazca Lines" as he confuses them with something entirely different, leading to a comical interaction involving a Gungan and a space motel. As Ripley sets the record straight, the duo explores the ancient civilization's topographical drawings, delving into the theories and mysteries surrounding these enigmatic geoglyphs. Tune in for our usual wacky Hyperspace Headlines and join us for a wild ride through ancient history, intergalactic tom-foolery, and plenty of laughs. Remember, Dimension Hoppers, Stay Slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/elephant-oracle-euro-2024-0729ac20a150fba2d049be9151877ae8 https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2024-06-07/youtuber-charged-for-having-a-helicopter-blast-a-lamborghini-with-fireworks-authorities-say https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-claims-mr-monopoly-birthdate-4-20-69-during-arrest Today’s Banter Beacon: History & Theories of The Nazca Lines An ancient form of human communication? Or a giant infant celestial’s doodles… https://www.machutravelperu.com/blog/nazca-lines-theories Special Segment: Nzac Line Trivia Joeba & Ripley Play a Game of ‘Guess What’! Laugh Alert: Art of the Gods Joeba & Ripley Draw Their Own! Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Special Guest: Skondo Carlrissian Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Capt. Bon Solo of The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signupters of The Slurred Kind

In this action-packed continuation of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley face the suspenseful task of discovering Zero's fate as a former Weapon XII experiment. As they approach the mutant sanctuary of Genosha, they continue with their usual bouts of hyperspace headline hilarity. Alongside notable guest Robert Mancuso, the crew also embarks on a journey through the cosmos of comic book history, discussing the top 25 team-ups that have defined the genre. Will Zero be decommissioned by the infamous X-Men, or will the crew of the Black Swirl find a way to save their beloved droid? Take a double shot of laughter as we “plunge” into our Tipsy-Two parter! (See what we did there, Zero?) Today’s Hyperspace Headlines https://www.news4jax.com/news/weird-news/2024/07/02/flying-objects-and-shrunken-heads-world-ufo-day-feted-amid-surge-in-sightings-government-denials/ https://www.odditycentral.com/news/husband-uses-drone-to-catch-wife-cheating-on-him-with-her-boss.html Celestial Small Talk:  Most Infamous Duos in The Comic Cosmos https://www.cbr.com/best-comic-duos/ Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Special Guest: Actor, Author, & Entrepreneur; Robert Ben III Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

Get ready for an action-packed adventure that practically leaped off the pages of a comic book on this episode of CESK! Joeba and Ripley find themselves on an unplanned mission to return stolen property to the X-Men on Genosha. As they navigate this unexpected twist, Joeba's newfound obsession with Wolverine's persona adds a hilarious layer of chaos. Joining them is special guest Robert Mancuso, who shares his passion for comics, his experiences at comic cons, and the famous personalities he's encountered. Dive deep into the secrets of the Weapon X program and the fate of Zero-Frux, a.k.a. "Weapon XII - The Poopshoot." Will they successfully rendezvous with the X-Men, or will their antics derail the mission? Tune in for some comic-infused cocktails of humor and intrigue, and remember - stay slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: •https://apnews.com/article/twins-home-run-celebration-sausage-291c56eb2dc803df89eb9d23042b645a •https://people.com/oklahoma-man-killed-friend-believed-wanted-feed-bigfoot-8635532 Banter Beacon Clip: Deep Dive Into The Weapon X Program https://screenrant.com/weapon-x-wolverine-deadpool-mutants/ Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Special Guest: Actor, Author, & Entrepreneur; Robert Ben III Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signupters of The Slurred Kind

In this spine-tingling episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley embark on an adventure to hack their droid ZERO for some free radio, only to stumble upon something far creepier. Their attempt at interstellar piracy is interrupted by Bon Solo, a mysterious traveler from another dimension whose ship, the Space Bee, has malfunctioned. Bon joins the hosts in an episode filled with eerie discussions about electronic voice phenomena (EVP). Together, they explore the history of EVP, and listen to infamous recordings! Hyperspace Headlines https://www.pendletontimespost.com/2024/05/02/divorced-ghost-continues-to-stalk-his-ex-wife/ https://apnews.com/article/tacos-burritos-mexicanstyle-sandwiches-29b5b9351365bf5dabc6e520fe66e970 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-gets-realistic-picture-boat-painted-fence-designed-hide-rcna151928 Today’s Banter Beacon:  A History of EVPs https://www.liveabout.com/all-about-electronic-voice-phenomena-evp-2594007 7 Must-Hear EVPs https://theparanormalperiodical.tumblr.com/post/187094711519/ghosts-caught-on-audio-the-7-recordings-and-evps Special Segment of the Day: A Haunting Aboard The Swirl 😱 Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Meta - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 Special Guest: Captain Bon Solo of The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

Welcome back, Dimension Hoppers! In this thrilling episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves deep undercover in the enigmatic world of secret societies. Kicking things off with a hilarious, robe-clad infiltration on Zeitgeisticon 7, Joeba and Ripley navigate through bizarre rituals and high councils to uncover valuable secrets—while managing to keep their sanity. Stay tuned and see what happens on another episode of CESK! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: •https://apnews.com/article/twins-home-run-celebration-sausage-291c56eb2dc803df89eb9d23042b645a •https://people.com/oklahoma-man-killed-friend-believed-wanted-feed-bigfoot-8635532 Today’s Banter Beacon:  Reptilian Rum Makes Me Illumi-naughty Laugh Alert: LETS TAKE OVER THE GALAXY ChatGPT Generated Nonsensical Secret Societies Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bonnie The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signupters of The Slurred Kind

In this episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves in a bustling interdimensional nightclub, experiencing a cultural mishmash like never before. After introducing their newest behind-the-scenes crew member, Bon Solo the Space Bee, they dive into discussions about alleged alien races, prompting banter about the quirks of different species. Amidst the chaos, they navigate through hyperspace headlines and play a game of "Would You Rather," all while enjoying the eclectic atmosphere of the club. As the night progresses, they reflect on their adventures aboard the Black Swirl, ending with a humorous exchange amidst the diverse crowd. Tune into the dimension where everyone knows your name - Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind! Hyperspace Headlines:  https://nypost.com/2023/11/22/lifestyle/woman-throws-gender-reveal-party-for-second-rag-doll-child/ https://ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/ap-top-news/2024/04/17/a-vehicle-backfiring-startled-a-circus-elephant-into-a-montana-street-she-still-performed-monday Today’s Banter Beacon:  Intergalactic Species Alotica  Would You Rather: Intergalactic Culturally Insenstive Edition Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

Joining the trio in this Hollywood Hills edition of CESK, is special guest Parson Brown, a seasoned fim, TV, and radio producer with an impressive portfolio including projects like "Naked and Afraid." Join our favorite crew of misfits as they embark on a cinematic adventure aboard the Black Swirl. Attempting to recreate the iconic film "Alien," their filmmaking session quickly spirals into chaos, with Ripley grumbling about his monster role and Zero's method acting leading to unexpected consequences. Despite the mishaps, the crew finds humor in the situation, sharing hilarious anecdotes and jokes as they reflect on their misadventures. As they prepare to dock at the next spaceport, they realize that the best stories are the ones filled with laughter and unexpected twists. With camaraderie and fun, the crew proves that even disasters can be entertaining when you have the right company. So until next time, Dimension Hoppers, stay slurred and keep those camera’s rolling! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://t.co/Fx0rOqKxQO https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13340067/amp/british-seagull-boy-wins-european-gull-screeching-competition.html https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/deep-space/a60583734/purple-alien-life/# Today’s Celestial Small Talk: 20(ish) Questions With Parson Brown Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 Special Guest: Parson Brown The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In this episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott embark on a snowy adventure into the spine-chilling realm of the Dyatlov Pass Incident. Joining them on this journey through space and time, listeners are treated to a tongue-in-cheek retelling of the infamous 1959 event, where Igor Dyatlov and his crew of Soviet hikers met a mysterious and tragic end in the Ural Mountains. With a sprinkle of humor and a dash of speculation, our hosts delve into the eerie details of the case, as well as “new” details uncovered via lost journal entries! As the episode draws to a close, the Dyatlov Pass mystery remains unsolved, leaving us all to wonder: was it the work of clandestine agents or something otherworldly? Tune in for laughs, shivers, and plenty of cosmic speculation! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-68664644 https://apnews.com/article/skijoring-leadville-ski-culture-rodeo-6e1b99406e52f310e1711d8ec45e653d Today’s Banter Beacon:  https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-dyatlov-pass-incidenthttps://historycollection.com/the-grim-theories-behind-the-dyatlov-pass-incident/ Laugh AlertRecovered Journal Entries! Mystery Solved! Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

Our favorite trio makes their way to the Denver Airport this week to embark on a wild spring break. Joeba "Ain't Afraid to Fly" Fett, Ripley "Demon of the Sky" Scott, and their quirky sidekick Zero dive into the enigmatic depths beneath Denver Airport, far beyond the ordinary airport hustle. Amidst their humorous banter and playful references to past escapades, the trio explores conspiracy theories and rumored interdimensional gateways, bringing a lighthearted touch to the mysteries that allegedly lie beneath the terminal. The episode is peppered with amusing segments, including a whimsical interview with the airport's gargoyle, and wraps up with their return through the stargate, jokingly reflecting on their otherworldly spring break adventure and hinting at more slurred, intergalactic journeys ahead. Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/california-mugshot-lego-murrieta-police 4493cd7c27cdb42f81dd15fed6da38bb https://www.ladbible.com/news/nasa-finds-city-lights-planet-light-years-away-174682-20240214 Today’s Banter Beacon:  https://allthatsinteresting.com/denver-airport-conspiracy Today’s Laugh Alert Ripley & The Gargoyle Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Post-Production & Editing By: Bonnie “Blastwave” Bee 🐝 Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In the latest episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," tensions run high as Joeba Fett finds himself at odds with Ripley Scott's obsession with watching sports. In a desperate attempt to understand Ripley's passion, Joeba rummages through the ship's storage closet and dons an old sports jersey, unwittingly unleashing a mischievous "sneaker" genie onboard. As the genie dispenses unwanted advice on the finer points of sports fandom, chaos ensues, leading to a series of hilarious misadventures. Alongside their usual zany banter and uproarious hyperspace headlines, Joeba and Ripley navigate the unpredictable world of sports with their trademark wit and humor, ensuring that listeners are in for a wild ride from start to finish! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.sportico.com/personalities/athletes/2023/highest-paid-athletes-all-time-michael-jordan-1234711433/ https://apnews.com/article/wildlife-trafficking-giant-sheep-montana-texas-7afaa046c051287ba7f322b6732e31be https://apnews.com/article/auburn-student-putt-car-8e9c34df0fcb95beb77d162577c90408 Today’s Banter Beacon: Insane Sports Stories with ‘The Sneak Geek’ Genie Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Editing & Post Production: Bonnie Bell Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In this hair-raising episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley find themselves thrust into a nightmarish dimension resembling Sesame Street, where childhood icons morph into terrifying creatures. Narrowly escaping pursuit, they stumble upon an unexpected emergency exit, sure to leave listeners in stitches with their daring escape. Amidst the chaos, the duo humorously discuss the potential for hilarious horror movies featuring public domain characters, promising viewers a laugh-out-loud exploration of beloved icons in a whole new light. With witty banter and heart-pounding action, Joeba and Ripley navigate this bizarre street in this tiny corner of the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension, ensuring an unforgettable adventure for all. Stay tuned for more interdimensional escapades on "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind"! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.wtrf.com/news/balls-out-bowling-is-back-where-nudity-is-required/ https://apnews.com/article/human-remains-severed-limbs-long-island-1eb860bfc04002aeaf6a5de44806480b Today’s Banter Beacon: The Copyright Crypt: Unearthing Horror from Public Domain Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In a hungover haze aboard the Black Swirl, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX awaken from a wild night of revelry, contemplating the strange visions that plagued their minds. With heads pounding and memories fuzzy, they embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind their premonitions. Tune in as they navigate through hyperspace headlines, sharing bizarre news stories and diving into some accurate (and some not-so-accurate) predictions. In today’s Laugh Alert segment, they exchange harrowing predictions for each other, adding a comedic twist to their uncertain futures. Perhaps our heroe’s destinies are as mysterious as the dimension in which they traverse. Until we reach the “final destination” remember - Stay Slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/driver-calls-police-reports-hes-drunk-b6dfab2a8a24e243732b0e7868c8a7cd https://nypost.com/2024/02/20/us-news/kilt-wearing-shopper-seen-stuffing-antiques-up-his-butt/ Today’s Banter Beacon:  Could’ve Been Me’s & Comical Claims https://www.buzzfeed.com/angelicaamartinez/creepy-premonition-stories https://www.demilked.com/funny-failed-future-predictions/ Laugh Alert‘No, You Can’t Snort The 8-Ball!’ Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In a quest to find the elusive cosmic six-leaf clover, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX embark on a St. Patrick's Day celebration in the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension. With their long-range scanners yielding no luck, the trio indulges in green beer and explores ancient Reptilian space logs for clues. Amidst zany hyperspace headlines and discussions on Irish myths, they stumble upon a mysterious transmission a stranger of the Blarney Belt. Could this man lead them to their treasure, or have they simply gone on another wild goose chase? Pour those green food-colored pints and taste the rainbow with us as we jump into an especially Irish edition of Close Encounters. Stay Slurred Boyos! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/philadelphia-phillies-hot-dogs-889d4ce003734551d2091bca85163d5d https://gizmodo.com/star-wars-chilean-beer-ads-cerveza-cristal-lucasfilm-1851306714 Today’s Banter Beacon: https://www.theirishroadtrip.com/the-legend-of-st-patrick/ Segment SegmentPub Trivia: How Irish Are You? https://play.howstuffworks.com/quiz/what--irish-are-you Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In this uproarious episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley find themselves on the surface of a dizzying planet ripped straight from an episode of interdimensional cable. Spock wields a lightsaber, Indiana Jones brandishes a phaser, and things only get weirder as the zany antics continue! Amidst the madness, the duo embarks on a quest to snag quantum computing chips for Zero FRUX, but not before a little fun first. As they traverse through pop culture mashups and intergalactic oddities, the banter flows as freely as the space rum. From ad-libbing plot premises for portmanteaus like "Doctor Who's the Boss" and "Guardians of the Galaxy Quest" the laughs go on and on. So sit back and grab your favorite cocktail mixer as we get SMASHED together in The Anti-Matter Minute! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/florida-man-games-5b6179b81fcab5a70764109cd126b207 https://apnews.com/article/pythons-pants-new-york-smuggling-2c7dde9ea8d1a764511399ad3402b644 Today’s Banter Beacon: Plot "TWISTS"(“Portmanteaus” (or mashups) of popular shows in and out of Sci-Fi) Interstellar Index (Social links IG - ⁠https://instagram.com/theslurredkind⁠ Twitter - ⁠https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21⁠ Facebook - ⁠https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d⁠ Facebook Group - ⁠https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/⁠ Email - ⁠[email protected]⁠ Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇⁠https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup⁠

In the next thrilling expedition through the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension, Joeba & Ripley, joined by the ever-logical Zero-Frux, navigate the twists and turns of the Mandella Effect. As they brace for the unexpected, they ponder alternate realities where memories are as fluid as a beer keg at Oktoberfest. The journey challenges perceptions, blurring fact and fiction like a hazy IPA on a summer's day. The trio delves into the enigmatic realm of The Anti-Matter Minute Dimension, where even the laws of physics embrace plot twists. Not everything is always as it seems aboard the Black swirl! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/japanese-metal-manufacturing-factory-goes-viral-with-banana-hammers.html https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-station-disbelief-200-foot-radio-tower-stolen-rcna137877 Today’s Banter Beacon: Mandela Effect Origins & Examples https://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherhudspeth/mandela-effect-examples Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In this special episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba & Ripley embark on a nostalgic journey through the cosmos, reminiscing about Joeba's late father, Commander Rick, a dedicated Star Trek enthusiast. As they navigate the Black Swirl, they stumble upon old Federation logs and embark on a voyage through his adventurous tales. Through humorous banter and heartfelt anecdotes, they pay tribute to his legacy. The episode features engaging segments like Klingon Karaoke, where they attempt to sing Rick’s favorite songs in Klingon, and a Star Trek-themed "Would You Rather" challenge. Reflecting on Commander Rick's influence, they find solace in his guiding star amidst the chaos of the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension. Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a45710959/prehistoric-hyena-remnants-reveal-genetics/ https://apnews.com/article/garbage-truck-rescue-compacted-woman-new-hampshire-2847752fcecd16df0f123675a7675c83 Today’s Special Segments: Klingon Karaoke Star Trek ‘Would You Rather?’ Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In this pheromone-infused episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley lend their matchmaking expertise to Zero-FRUX, who has ventured into the world of robo-romance through MechMatch. The group kicks off with the usual Hyperspace Headlines, followed by some hilarious 1st date fails, dating advice (YIKES), how to assemble the perfect Android Female, and finally sharing their take on what makes a dating profile stand out. After an amusing profile creation session for Zero-FRUX, they set out to find their Android companion the perfect match in the dating cosmos. Will this interstellar experiment lead to love, or are they in for a binary bust? Stay tuned to find out Dimension Hoppers! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.odditycentral.com/news/ai-powered-perfect-girlfriend-earns-30000-per-month-from-lonely-men.html https://apnews.com/article/extraterrestrial-visitors-lexington-tourism-849580571040fd1704c67ddc1b2b6589 Laugh Alert: 1st Date Fails https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahdobro/people-ruined-first-dates Special Segment: Building the Perfect Female Android Banter Beacon: Lessons Learned Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In this re-release of our 2020 Valentine's Day Special, Joeba is busy setting the stage for romance aboard the Black Swirl, complete with candles and intergalactic souvenirs. Joined by Ripley, they dive into the cosmic chatter of the Hyperspace Headlines, highlighting bizarre Valentine's Day gifts, broken-hearted zoo scenario’s, and more! The duo then delves into the realm of sci-fi, discussing the sexiest women of the genre. Amidst the banter, a sub space transmission interrupts, leading to humorous speculation about Joeba's impending date. Wrapping up with chapter names from their upcoming book and a playful exchange, the episode takes a hilarious turn resulting in the usual chaotic yet comedic mishaps. Stay tuned NEXT WEEK, as we unveil our 2024 VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL! Until next time, stay slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-valentines-day-gifts-2020_n_5e2f0e3bc5b67d8874b74f63 https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/broken-hearted-zoos-will-let-you-name-a-cockroach-after-your-ex-and-watch-it-get-eaten-1.4802271 Today’s Banter Beacon: Sexiest Women of Science Fiction Special Segment: Joeba & Ripley’s Book of Love Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In their most outlandish adventure yet, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott inadvertently crash-land on an uncharted planet, only to find themselves in the middle of an epic showdown between two colossal titans. After the usual discharge of absurd Hyperspace Headline articles, the two discuss the possibilities of the infamous ‘Planet X’ debacle that have had astronomical heads being scratched for years. Following the discussion, the two continue to dodge the titanic chaos and clamor for survival. Amidst the roars of the titans and their unintended interplanetary zoo adventure, Joeba and Ripley embrace the absurdity of their cosmic escapades, proving that in the vastness of the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension, every moment is an opportunity for humor and adventure. Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.npr.org/2024/01/25/1226911707/parrots-swear-profanities-british-zoo https://www.abc4.com/news/local-news/teen-facing-charges-for-allegedly-taping-fish-to-atms-in-provo/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlsB5N04tQ8 Banter Beacon: Planet X - Conspiracy? Or Unconfirmed Certainty? https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna43669184 https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/planet-x/ https://www.space.com/15551-nibiru.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_cataclysm Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Intro Clip: The Man From Planet X (Trailer - 1951) Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In this fizzless episode of CESK, our favorite nerf-herders Joeba and Ripley embark on a journey through the graveyard of forgotten fads. The duo tackles malfunctioning keggerators and some internal conflict with the Ship’s droid Zero-Frux. In today’s ‘Banter Beacon’, our hosts explores a nostalgic array of fizzled-out trends such as Beanie Babies to Vine, Pokémon Cards, Livestrong Bracelettes, Silly Bands, and more, recounting the rise and fall of these cultural phenomena. Stay tuned to see how a malfunctioning keg is fixed involving a dog and Taco Bell. Join Joeba and Ripley as they toast to the trends that didn't stand the test of time, promising to keep listeners slurred until the next dimension-hopping escapade. Cheers!  Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.foxnews.com/us/fast-furious-woman-steals-uber-drivers-car-flight-texas-being-slow https://apnews.com/article/denver-zoo-orangutan-paternity-maury-povich-3b425db559fff25b4bced48827b14304 Today’s Banter Beacon: “Stale Stouts - Fads that Couldn't Keep Their Head” Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In a cosmic rendezvous of epic proportions, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero Frux embark on yet another interdimensional adventure as they find themselves ensnared by the enigmatic Lower 4th Dimension once again! But they are not alone in this cosmic caper! Joined by the equally intrepid Brent Hand and David Flora from the acclaimed Hysteria 51 podcast, the group takes a deep dive into the Hyperspace Headlines. From peculiar A-list abduction claims, malfunctioning restroom mishaps, semi-aquatic misadventures, unethical playground shenanigans, and more - you'll be "Hysteria-cal" by the end of the hour! Buckle up for another whirlwind ride inside Close Encounters of the 51st Kind - Wait...I mean The Slurred Kind! Hyperspace Headlines Huff Post - http://tinyurl.com/37nxvmf4 Huff Post - http://tinyurl.com/yc6aejuf KIRO7 - http://tinyurl.com/y65jedys ABC7 Chicago- http://tinyurl.com/3y5kj6ht Lower 4th Homebase: Hysteria Nation - https://www.hysteria51.com/?fbclid=IwAR1DvhUM8cVVhFIfUNJQ2wwn0ANNvbedrJ3HzHdEpCzBZe_xiD2hXNsp8uY Support our friends!: https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Apple - https://apple.co/2Ekd263 Paodcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”

Stardate: December 16th, 2019 (in Earth Years) and The Black Swirl was making it’s way through the Anti-Matter Minute DImension (the DImension in which the minutes of the day don't matter), when suddenly it found itself being pulled into some sort of temporal rift... Enjoy this collaborative throwback of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind! The Lower 4th is full of visitors this week as the regular show is crashed by Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind. And any good house guest doesn't come empty-handed; they bring with them 3 crazy news stories of the weird kind, including Sloths hooked on feces, Bond villain antics from Elon Musk himself, and, of course, the latest with Baby Yoda! All that and more this week on Hysteria 51! Hyperspace Headlines CNBC - https://cnb.cx/367up61 Science Alert - https://bit.ly/38blNvG NPR - https://n.pr/382qtoO BBC - https://bbc.in/2PeQusE Lower 4th Homebase: Hysteria Nation - https://www.hysteria51.com/?fbclid=IwAR1DvhUM8cVVhFIfUNJQ2wwn0ANNvbedrJ3HzHdEpCzBZe_xiD2hXNsp8uY Support our friends!: https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Apple - https://apple.co/2Ekd263 Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In this cosmic celebration aboard The Black Swirl, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott reflect on the wild ride through the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension over the past year. As they steer clear of Earth's New Year countdown, the duo indulges in the breathtaking Meteorworks display just outside the Bleu Wafflian Nebula. Amid banter and reminiscing, they delve into their best moments, geeky discussions, and the absurdity that defines Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind. However, an unexpected twist unfolds, and the hosts find themselves in need of an unplanned pit stop at the Anti-Matter Minute Aid for some cosmic eye drops. Let's make this year a doozy, Dimension Hoppers! Stay slurred, and keep your eyes on the stars! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/las-vegas-wedding-new-years-eve-2024-6437521c2d6124a129fe9d8d0760fde2 https://mediatakeout.com/onlyns-model-has-candy-cane-accident-on-camera-broke-inside-her-rushed-to-hospital/ Celestial Small Talk: “A Sip Through 2023, Before Chugging Ahead Into 2024!” (Looking at our reboots best moments thus far, the current state of pop culture, as well as what lies ahead…) Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

“We're two space pirates on a mission tonight To capture footage of Santa Claus in flight Got our mics and our cameras, ready to roll Gonna broadcast his jolly ass from pole to pole (ooohhh) Christmas in the cosmos, it's gonna be wild Two broke rebels with a mission, feelin' so riled Santa's on our radar, and he won't escape, We're gonna make this podcast the best in outer space!” Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://abc7amarillo.com/news/local/grinch-tries-to-steal-christmas-stands-in-front-of-elementary-school-with-santa-is-fake-sign-jesus-is-real-street-preacher-david-harold-grisham-sleepy-hollow-elementary-amarillo-isd-amarillo-texas-amarillo-police-magic-miracle-of-christmas https://nypost.com/2023/10/27/entertainment/goldie-hawn-says-an-alien-touched-her-and-it-was-like-the-finger-of-god/ Today’s Laugh Alert: Infomercial Madness Returns! Today’s Banter Beacon: Naughty & Nice (Joeba & Ripley Check it Twice) Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

During our latest riveting adventure, Joeba reveals a surprising modification to their ship, incorporating a flux capacitor from a rare Back to the Future VHS tape. Ripley's skepticism grows as Joeba recounts testing the device, taking a unique journey through time that involves dinosaurs, Nazis, Blink's first show, and a questionable encounter with Pamela Anderson. As the duo delves into Hyperspace Headlines, they explore the usual whacko articles, leading to unpredictable banter about time travel claims and their own desires to manipulate the past or future. Buckle those DeLorean seatbelts as we time jump into a worm hole of laughter on the next episode of Close Encounters! Stay Slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/blenheim-palace-golden-toilet-theft-f0cd428df82be5343a799479a168f4be https://apnews.com/article/tobacco-store-robbery-colorful-underwear-new-york-b0c33b3e8bf1e4e2383d5a8e2826a62e#:~:text=NEW%20YORK%20(AP)%20%E2%80%94%20A,14%2C%202022. Today’s Laugh Alert: Joeba & Ripley vs. TIME ITSELF! (What would we change about the past or future. What would we like to see, or be a part of.) Today’s Banter Beacon: Wild & Crazy Time Travel Claims  https://www.ranker.com/list/time-traveler-stories/jenniferlennon https://www.grunge.com/14314/actual-time-travelers-caught-film/ Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

“Sittin' by the fire with my favorite drink in hand Turn on the podcast, it's time to take a stand Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, they're back in town Talkin' 'bout Christmas, with a twist that's all around (all around) [Chorus] Oh-oh, it's a throwback Christmas episode Yeah, we're rockin' out with these crazy hosts (crazy hosts, yeah) Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, they're on a roll Spinnin' tales of holidays, yeah, let the stories unfold (oh-oh) Podcast laughin' in the air, fillin' us with cheer (with cheer) Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind is the best time of the year! (yeah, yeah, yeah)” Due to Joeba’s birthday this week we’ll be doing things a little differently. To prep you for our Holiday Special, we decided to give you an early Christmas gift in the form of a classic! Enjoy that sweet sweet cosmic nostalgia as we take you way back to our roots and revisit our first Christmas episode! Stay Slurred Dimension Hoppers! Today’s Banter Beacon: A Holiday Abduction Story (Revisited) Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In this hair-raising installment of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves on a wooded planet in the Alpha Sigma Sigma System. What begins as a quaint camping trip takes a hairy turn when strange sounds emerge from the forest, hinting at the presence of an otherworldly Bigfoot. Amid crackling campfires and cryptid conjectures, the duo navigates the mysterious surroundings, hoping for a close encounter of the Sasquatch kind. The episode unfolds with witty banter, interspersed with quirky articles from the Hyperspace Headlines. However, as the night progresses, the cosmic explorers face unexpected challenges and the looming question: did they get drunk enough to chowdown on their own medpacks? Or was it something just a little too close for comfort… Buckle up for a wild ride and as always - stay slurred, Dimension Hoppers! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/crime/trio-trespassing-in-shuttered-workhouse-call-911-for-help-after-locking-themselves-in-cell/63-6921c4aa-6e39-4498-a605-a5f6bf971d17 https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/18/us/bigfoot-sighting-colorado.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5uY2ytofqQ Laugh AlertBig Foot Triviahttps://redwolfpress.com/2022/09/bigfoot-facts-quiz-how-much-do-you-know.html Today’s Banter Beacon: The different species of Bigfoot & their originshttps://allspecies.fandom.com/wiki/Bigfoot Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

In this latest cosmic journey aboard The Black Swirl, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves traversing the vast reaches of a new system. As they ponder the seemingly eternal voyage, they delve into the intriguing realm of cosmic nerds and geeks, both real and imagined. From powerful beings and dudes with cool gadgets to real-world visionaries like Elon Musk, the hosts explore the undeniable influence of geekdom in shaping the universe. The banter takes a meta turn as they share their favorite sci-fi geek moments and engage in a discussion that resonates with the inner nerd in every listener. With their usual blend of humor and insight, Joeba and Ripley celebrate the geeks who boldly go where no one has gone before. The journey concludes as The Black Swirl approaches the outer rim of the Alpha Sigma Sigma System, leaving Dimension Hoppers eagerly anticipating the next cosmic adventure. Stay slurred! 🚀✨ Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.foxnews.com/us/rogue-daycare-workers-busted-allegedly-running-child-fight-ring https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/the-marvels-box-office-ratings-brie-larson-b2448937.html Today’s Laugh Alert: Enter The True “Meta”-Verse (Personal Tales of Geekiness) Today’s Banter Beacon: DIssecting The Geeks of Sci-Fi (Real & Fiction) Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup