Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #1

Ship Droid Data Entry 489. Stardate 2067.43.2 (Transmission Initiated…) Error 404. Corrupt Disc. System Overload. Unauthorized beverage detected on command console 5jghvbfds7... Systems failing…[AUTO-TRANSLATING…] English (Estimation 78.4% accuracy): Comm Log Recap:System Reboot at 13:42. Playback of recent Slurred Lines Episode log… [Playback Failed] Crew Status: Joeba Fett — Status: Incapacitated (Probable Cause: "Testing" alien beverages) Ripley Scott — Status: Annoyed (Revised Status: Still Annoyed) Ship Condition: Minor damage to navigation console. Strange smell originating from cargo bay. End of Entry.