Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #10

STARDATE: Your Mother.SYSTEM STATUS: CORRUPTED / DELAYED / POSSIBLY HAUNTED ⚠️ RECOVERED FRAGMENTS 📂 "Wait… did we already tell this story?""Who let Zero near the controls again?""Why does it smell like spray paint in here?""Did someone seriously write 'Sarlac Farts' on the wall?"SYSTEM NOTES 🧠 Episode was recorded weeks ago. The beginning about blinks unreleased bonus tracks is no longer relevant - YOU CAN NOW ADD THEM TO YOUR SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS AS OF FRIDAY JUNE 12th! Oh the irony…No surviving memory of topics, structure, or purpose.Conversation may include:​ Recycled arguments ​ Unfinished thoughts​ Fully confident incorrect statements​ Unnecessary panic​ Multiple timeline inconsistenciesZERO insists:"This is functioning as intended.""There is no malfunction.""You are the malfunction."INTERSTELLAR INDEX 🛰️ 🌐 TheSlurredKind.com🔗 The Helm (all socials)📧 Send us a hail (or suggest a theme!)🗣 Join The Anti-Matter Minute, the official Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind Facebook group!RATE & REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ If you understood literally anything in this episode… we're impressed. Follow us on Spotify and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts to help keep The Black Swirl's lights on.⚠️ DISCLAIMERThis episode may contain distorted audio, fragmented logic, contradictory statements, and conversations that no longer exist in this version of reality. Any attempt to interpret meaning is done entirely at your own risk.🎵 OUTRO MUSICStop.Drop.Rewind — "Space Force Theme Song"