EPISODE · Feb 15, 2021 · 1H 57M
SlushyRiddles
from The Drink Tank · host Parker and Jenkins
Sometimes the greatest things have the worst repercussions. A hot date can end in terrible blue balls. A great drunk can end in a terrible hangover. And a perfect snow day can end in a terrible slushy nightmare. It is puzzling how such great experiences are ruined by themselves. This is why I refuse to ever be happy, misery is always just a heart beat away. Join me on my tour of all the miserable things that have and will happen to me. Nothing is better than making yourself feel better by hearing what ruins another's life. In this way we are harbingers of joy. So enjoy our fares!Send us Fan MailSupport the show
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Sometimes the greatest things have the worst repercussions. A hot date can end in terrible blue balls. A great drunk can end in a terrible hangover. And a perfect snow day can end in a terrible slushy nightmare. It is puzzling how such great experiences are ruined by themselves. This is why I refuse to ever be happy, misery is always just a heart beat away. Join me on my tour of all the miserable things that have and will happen to me. Nothing is better than making yourself feel better by hea...
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