Small Town Crime Wave for October 6th

Yea I'd be annoyed too if someone was yelling near me with a bullhorn, but I'm also kinda impressed he managed to buy one for only $15 off of Facebook marketplace. This, and other heinous crimes in this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!September 27th - City of Eau ClairePolice were called to a gas station for a drunk guy who was harassing customers. About 20 minutes after he left, the gas station staff reported that he had returned, "licking customers' car windows.September 28th - City of JanesvilleAn annoying guy was yelling at businesses with a bullhorn. He told police that he had purchased the bullhorn of off FB Marketplace for $15 the day before, and was trying it outSeptember 28th - Village of New GlarusThis guy called 911 to report that he had misplaced a cooler. He hadn't seen it in a while and wanted to know if anyone had found it.