Sober Sandwich

Sobriety. Columbian hookers. Nina's 105th birthday. Buckle up, bitches! Also, we introduce our new weekly segment: Salty. Now we're talking. Salt Bae! It's not funny, it's armageddon! Listen to your leaders: The only way to stop the zombie apocalypse is to drink beer. Hard to tell if drunks or sober people are more annoying. Rolling Stone sucks. Cleveland Rocks! Please make sure you understand that K.M. is reading direct quotes, not speaking on his own behalf. Seriously! Just for public relations sake... You probably know by now we're not good at segues. But it's true crime time! OH!!! IO!!!! "Cowboy boots?" What in the tarnation is going on???" That makes sense. Meth hookers take precedence over the origin of humanity. And yes, J is correct- K.M. does interrupt a lot, but just listen back one episode and see how J admits to interrupting while he's drunk. He also shares why he's a vegetarian. So anyway... Goodbye!