Solo Stoned Episode: The Lesbian Mafia, 2.5mg Edibles, & the Gilded Age | Cross My Heart #12

It's another Solo Stoned episode! I answered your questions, reviewed everything I watched and read, went deep on the Gilded Age, and accidentally got too high to finish the episode. We talked about: turning down Ozempic ads, the lesbian mafia (my ex-girlfriends network of favors), The Sheep Detectives, Big Mistakes, Famesick by Lena Dunham, Piranesi, why Great Gatsby still hits in 2026, old money vs. new money, Mother's Day when you don't have a mom, dressing like your younger self, my '90s mom summer era, and the time I went to prom.Known for her viral "Tube top" video and "Dear Daddy God" diary series on TikTok, Hannah dives deep into the messy but beautiful reality of growing up queer in the Midwest. Cross My Heart is hosted by Hannah Beck. Follow @hannahbeckcomedy on TikTok and Instagram. New episodes every Monday. Comment, review, and tell your gay friends 🖤Chapters:0:00 – Cold open: the prom story0:51 – Intro & the edible situation2:20 – Turning down Ozempic ads2:21 – Fidget toys & Jeannie B ASMR4:03 – Roses & Thorns: NYC trip & getting sick5:26 – Starting a cult for: The Sheep Detectives7:00 – Forgive me but: engage with old media7:26 – Great Gatsby & the guy who peaked at 219:29 – Gilded Age hyperfixation: old money vs. new money11:15 – Passage of time high thought13:03 – Forgive me but: take alone time on trips14:45 – Q&A: favorite lesbian stereotype15:35 – Advice: newly gay in Utah17:45 – The lesbian mafia19:26 – Media review: Sheep Detectives, Big Mistakes, Kimmy Schmidt, Fame Sick, Piranesi27:00 – Mother's Day without a mom28:42 – Dressing like your younger self30:06 – The prom story (full version)31:26 – Starting a cult for: '90s mom summer32:11 – Writing a pilot & journaling33:15 – Stand-up shows & Mortified Chicago#HannahBeck #CrossMyHeartPodcast #GayPodcast #LesbianPodcast #QueerComedy #TikTokComedian #DearDaddyGod #ChicagoComedy #SoloStoned #LesbianMafia #GildedAge #GreatGatsby #90sMomSummer #ExEvangelical #ReligiousTrauma #QueerTikTok #PodcastKeywords: Hannah Beck, Cross My Heart podcast, Chicago comedy, gay podcast, lesbian podcast, TikTok comedian, Dear Daddy God, solo stoned episode, lesbian mafia, Great Gatsby, Gilded Age, Lena Dunham Famesick, Piranesi, Sheep Detectives, '90s mom summer, religious trauma, queer comedy, Midwest LGBTQ, stand-up comedy, coming out stories, mental health, chosen family, comfort creatorCross My Heart is hosted by Hannah Beck. Follow @hannahbeckcomedy on TikTok and Instagram. New episodes every Monday. Rate, review, and tell your gay friends 🖤