Some of God's Greatest Gifts Are Unanswered Cars

Steve wants to tell the story of his no-good, very bad day but can't get out of his own way with quips and witticisms thrown at his cohost. Once he manages to focus, we find out that, while frantically searching for jumper cables to revive his depleted car battery, he was HIT BY A CAR. Now, if you want to talk about obligations, hitting someone with your car does put on the immediate hook for a favor. Also, when you have a to-do list, you'd be surprised how easily you can forget about a shattered femur until it's completed. Finally, we look at the karma of this situation and Jason doesn't like the results.