Something Rotten in the Garden

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In the sleepy lands of the UK there exists an existential horror: elderly gardeners. In a small village, there exists a little plot of heaven, tended to by 3 elderly citizens. While they have very different goals, means, and garden designs, they are all united in making sure that their village is one of the greatest. Or at least, has the greatest garden. Sure, there are setbacks. Little kids claiming that one of them is their grandparent, too much drinking, geese, and of course a little bit of garden rot. Wait, there absolutely should not be any garden rot! They will not stand for it! However…something seems a little off about this rot. Who are these gardeners? What is the deal with this rot? What is behind it? Why does it seem to eat through just about anything? What is that slithering, slurping, laughing sound? Why does this kid suck at holding on to a goose so it can be used as a digging tool? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠ Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠ Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠