Sorry For The Delay | EP.111 | Tiny Rants, Christmas Music & Holly In Our Glasses

This week, Sean & Joshua slide into December with Costco cocktails, plum soap seltzer & a brand new Tiny Rants segment about bows, ornaments & cursed Christmas lights (the neck vein is working overtime.). They try to fix Christmas music, share Christmas nostalgia, dream of white whiskey trips & debut AI Song Of The Week “Holly In Our Glasses,” then wrap with naughty fortunes, lucky numbers & a cat haiku, all that & more! Enjoy the show!-VISIT US-Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-Sean: Polar Seltzer “Dance Of The Plum Fairy” (plum flavored winter seltzer that tastes like plum soap)Joshua: 12 Nights Of Cocktails advent box from Costco - Last Word canned cocktail (gin, floral green liqueur, lime), Paper Plane canned cocktail (whiskey, lemon, bittersweet liqueur)-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-AI Song Of The Week: “Holly In Our Glasses” (Lyrics written by Sean.)-CHAT WITH US-• Tiny Rants• Can We Fix This? (Christmas Music Edition)• Echoes Of Yesterday (Holiday Memories & Traditions)• Santa, You Shouldn’t Have (Teased For Next Week)-CHAPTERS-0:00:00 Episode 111 Intro, Numerology Jokes & Holiday Check In0:02:08 What’s In Our Cup - 12 Nights Of Cocktails & Dance Of The Plum Fairy0:07:20 Sober December, Plum Soap Seltzer & Winter Mood0:12:32 Tiny Rants - Bows, Broken Ornaments & Tangled Christmas Lights0:23:13 Can We Fix This? - Christmas Music Burnout & Darker Holiday Songs0:28:46 AI Song Of The Week "Holly In Our Glasses" - AI Radio Pub Carol0:33:41 Echoes Of Yesterday - Childhood Christmas Memories & Traditions0:42:52 Gift Giving, Obligation Vs Love & Holiday Pressure0:49:49 Fun Finds - Snoop On The Stoop & Cheshire Cat Sketch Funko0:53:12 Naughty Fortunes, Eggnog Spunk, Cat Haiku & Sign Off-SOUND BITES-• “This is episode 111 or 111. It's kind of fun to say, you know, it's one of those numerical three digits that just fun.” - Joshua enjoying the repeating number vibes at the top of the show.• “I'm going to have to double fist tonight, Sean. I'm going to have to pull two cocktails from the 12 nights.” - Joshua committing hard to the 12 Nights Of Cocktails box.• “Yeah. Tastewise, it kind of tastes like soap, like a plum soap.” - Sean giving a brutally honest review of Dance Of The Plum Fairy.• “Nobody should put their face in front of a mic if they haven't brushed their teeth yet. I'm just going to say it, dude.” - Joshua laying down a strict podcast hygiene rule.• “I'm wearing a beautiful sweatshirt for the first time on this podcast... this sweater is actually pretty soft. It's nice.” - Sean modeling the new winter merch.• “My complaint is with those [ __ ] little bows. Like, can we just find a better adhesive for those bows, you know?” - Sean going off about cheap stick on gift bows.• “I would make it darker, you know. I would add a bit of a murky sound to it.” - Sean explaining how he would fix Christmas music so it slaps year round.• “This song is called Holly in Our Glasses. Buddy, you're about to be a believer.” - Sean introducing this week’s AI Song Of The Week on AI Radio.-FORTUNE & FINDS-Fortune:Fortune 1: A gift of fingerless gloves will prove useful after next month's deli slicer incident.Fortune 2: Your Christmas spirit soarses this year when someone spikes your eggnog with a little bit of spunk.Lucky Numbers: 4, 11, 16, 18, 30, 41, 49Fun Finds / Value Finds:Sean: Cheshire Cat sketch series Funko to match last week’s White Rabbit, completing his black & white Alice In Wonderland sketch set.Joshua: 12 Nights Of Cocktails advent box from Costco fueling double fisted drink reviews, plus a Snoop On The Stoop figure as a chaotic elf on a shelf upgrade.