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Sorry For The Delay

Discretion is Subjective. We are just a simple podcast with small dreams of bright lights and happy faces. We start each episode with a look inside our cups, followed by a toast to whatever maybe going on this week. Sometimes we tell stories about our lives other times we rant about which Halloween candy is the best. All in the shortness of an hour, we hope to bring you some laughter, so please join us on our journey to the big times.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.133 | Vegas 100, Spring Kong & Casino Crawl

    This week, Sean is halfway packed for Vegas, Joshua is stuck at home with smoky whiskey, parking-lot litter rage & enough ice cream truck memories to qualify as neighborhood surveillance (nothing says friendship like gambling homework). Then it’s Pick Your Poison, a random word casino, Vegas anthem energy & $100 in Sorry For The Delay money with rules that feel legally binding. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Two Towns Spring Kong strawberry guava cider, 6.9% Joshua: Smoked whiskey with torched cinnamon & oak smoke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “It’s Vegas” (Lyrics written by Sean.) -RECIPES- Smoked Cinnamon Oak Whiskey: • whiskey • cinnamon stick • oak wood shavings Torch the cinnamon stick. Capture the smoke in the glass. Add whiskey, smoke with oak, then serve. -CHAT WITH US- This Or That Let’s Go Gambling Vegas 100 Sean’s Casino Crawl -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.133 Intro, Pre-Vegas Energy & Bonus Content 0:02:54 What’s In Our Cup - Smoked Whiskey & Spring Kong Cider 0:06:31 Joshua’s Pet Peeve - Parking Lot Trash & Planet Talk 0:15:00 Chat With Us - This Or That, Gambling & Vegas 100 0:16:39 Pick Your Poison - Prison, Forehead Thoughts & Snail Trails 0:26:01 Let’s Go Gambling - Sorry For The Random Casino 0:34:50 AI Song Of The Week "It’s Vegas" 0:40:50 Vegas 100 - Sorry For The Delay Bucks Explained 0:46:37 Sean’s Casino Crawl - Drinks, Gambling & Receipts 0:55:54 Fun Finds - Magic Cards, Pennywise & Jack Sparrow 1:00:06 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers, Monologue & Slot Machine Joke -SOUND BITES- “Sometimes Peter Penn has to grow up.” - Joshua “I just hope Sean you come back in one piece or at least come back with the pieces that we can put you together with.” - Joshua “I feel like I just took a hit out of a bong or something.” - Joshua “This is probably one of my favorite ciders next to Pog.” - Sean “My pet peeve has to do with people who treat the the ground underneath their feet like it’s a trash can.” - Joshua “Do you think there was ever a time where humans were good for the planet?” - Joshua “I might even wear a shirt that says a slap’s coming.” - Joshua “Sorry for the random is what this casino thing is called.” - Sean “It’s like an asteroid disco roller rink theme.” - Joshua “Challenge accepted.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Your karaoke performance will be remembered for a briefly exposed nipple. Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 10, 21, 23, 29, 68 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Captain Jack Sparrow specialty exclusive Funko. Joshua: 1995 Magic: The Gathering deck with Wheel Of Fortune card, plus Target Comic Con 2026 Pennywise Funko.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.132 | Big Frank, Bad Apple & Spooky Emojis

    This week, Joshua gets betrayed by his own calendar, he keeps smoking whiskey like the haunted saloon finally hired him full-time & Sean celebrates halfway to Halloween with a 10.5% cider and Big Frank leaving messages from the underworld (very normal paperwork). Then it’s spooky-or-stupid panic, homemade emojis, giant pumpkin investment planning & tailored pants talk that got weirdly anatomical. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Two Towns Bad Apple cider, 10.5% Joshua: Smoked candied blood orange whiskey with raw cinnamon stick & cherry wood smoke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “The Seat Beside Me” -RECIPES- Smoked Blood Orange Whiskey: • whiskey • candied blood orange • raw cinnamon stick • cherry wood chips Add whiskey, candied blood orange & cinnamon stick to the glass. Smoke with cherry wood chips. Cover, let it settle, then sip. -CHAT WITH US- A New Mystery Spooky Or Stupid My Emoji Expressions To Know Me By Part Two -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.132 Intro, Fake Day Off & Halfway To Halloween 02:38 What’s In Our Cup - Blood Orange Smoke & Bad Apple Cider 07:29 Soap Bag Follow-Up, Listener Criticism & Chat With Us 10:21 A New Mystery - Big Frank’s Underworld Message 14:31 Spooky Or Stupid - Haunted Tech, Pumpkins & Ice Cream Trucks 29:19 Halloween Investments, Giant Pumpkins & Canceling Cowboys 31:30 AI Song Of The Week "The Seat Beside Me" 37:22 My Emoji - Traffic, Office Meltdown & It Doesn’t Fit 43:40 Expressions To Know Me By Part Two 49:09 Fun Finds - Goosebumps, Minions & Unicorn Pull 52:12 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers, Calendar Check & Ghost Joke -SOUND BITES- “I really have to work tomorrow and I completely and just like bummed out about it now.” - Joshua “Joshua is still smoking, everybody.” - Sean “For the halfway to Halloween episode, I see you put a blood orange in there.” - Sean “This episode’s going to get wild because this is 10%.” - Sean “It’s like the neverending gobstopper except it’s soap and body.” - Sean “Someone paid off all my souls.” - Big Frank “A haunted Roomba maps your house, then starts mapping rooms you don’t have.” - Sean “Ask them, ‘What are your intentions?’” - Joshua “Maybe that’s how I can get out of work tomorrow.” - Joshua “It’s the office meltdown.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You’ll discover a new bar. It’s called acceptable behavior, and it’s really low. Lucky Numbers: 13, 18, 21, 39, 49, 55, 66 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Minions Halloween Bitty Pop set with a unicorn mystery pull. Joshua: Goosebumps “Bad Hair Day” Funko. (Artwork Shoutout: Big Frank’s underworld mystery message & the halfway-to-Halloween setup.)

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.131 | Crumbly Soap, New AI & Cool Beans

    This week, Joshua stays committed to his bourbon smoke phase, Sean gets personally betrayed by bar soap, and the boys somehow make Earth Day habits, shower sitting & AI portraits feel like a full personality check (the robot still owes Joshua an apology). Then it’s grandma at 92, antique-room treasures & old expressions with just enough hangnail damage to ruin everybody’s evening. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Schilling Sip Society Elderberry & Pear cider Joshua: Cherrywood cinnamon smoked bourbon with candied orange & bitters -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Dance with Me” -RECIPES- Cherrywood Cinnamon Smoked Bourbon: • bourbon • bitters • candied orange • cinnamon stick • cherry wood chips Pour the bourbon & bitters into a glass. Add the candied orange and cinnamon stick. Smoke with cherry wood, cover, then serve. -CHAT WITH US- Earth Day Hoopla New AI My 92 Expressions To Know Me Better -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.131 Intro, Day Off Drag & Smoked Bourbon Returns 02:09 What’s In Our Cup - Cherrywood Whiskey & Elderberry Pear Cider 08:45 Pet Peeve Corner - Crumbly Soap, Dr. Squatch & Raw-Dog Bar Soap 15:04 Earth Day Hoopla - Water Bottles, Grocery Bags, Chargers & Hot Showers 20:48 Bonus Round - Shower Sitting, Pizza-Size Showerheads & Full Coverage 23:57 New AI - Recipe Posters, Monsters, Comics & Cursed Joshua Portraits 35:05 AI Song Of The Week "Dance with Me" 40:08 My 92 - Grandma’s Birthday, Old Tech & Ninety-Two Years of Change 46:06 Antique Room - Family Bible, Old Sword & Birthday Reflections 49:03 Expressions To Know Me Better - Pig’s Eye, Full of Beans & Cool Beans 54:53 Fun Finds, Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Monday Monologue Collapse -SOUND BITES- “It’s smoking.” - Joshua “Why is it that every time I get to the end of the life cycle of that bar of soap, it crumbles into beady pieces that serve no purpose?” - Sean “I like to raw dog my soap, baby.” - Sean “I have like 400 Trader Joe bags downstairs.” - Joshua “Sometimes I get a little lazy in the shower and I will sit down in the shower.” - Joshua “I’m getting nipples to thighs. It’s I’m getting full coverage.” - Joshua “This looks like a yearbook photo that you took in an alternate dimension.” - Joshua “My grandma just turned 92 years old.” - Joshua “She has this room in the back of her house, like an antique room.” - Joshua “Imagine having to cut your own [ __ ] bread. Children won’t even know the luxury.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Love is in the air. And now also on your good sheets. Lucky Numbers: 7, 16, 24, 26, 32, 42, 65 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Doughnut Shop Bitty Pop with the doughnut shop employee. Joshua: Fallout “B-Boy” Funko, another little wasteland shelf addition. (Artwork Shoutout: Grandma’s antique room, including the old family Bible & mystery sword.) -TAGS-

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.130 | Smoked Bourbon, Coachella & Digital Diets

    This week, Joshua breaks out the bourbon torch and the energy of a man left unsupervised, Sean treats Coachella like a hostile economic event, and the boys turn fart strategy & algorithm fatigue into a full living-room think tank (bad news for everybody). Then it’s Harry Potter, Lamb Chop & day-off energy trying very hard to look productive. Enjoy the show!-VISIT US-Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/SpotifyPodcast LinkTikTokTikTokInstagramInstagram-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-Sean: Two Towns Cider POG Cosmic Crisp, Party Bomb Hard Strawberry LemonadeJoshua: Smoked Knob Creek 9-Year bourbon with candied orange, bitters & oak smoke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK-AI Song Of The Week: “Whiskey and Waves”-RECIPES-Smoked Knob Creek Bourbon: • Knob Creek 9-Year bourbon • orange slice • sugar • bitters • oak wood chips Sugar the orange slice & torch it until caramelized. Add bourbon & a few dashes of bitters. Smoke with oak chips, cover, then serve. -CHAT WITH US-Apple Of My EyeCo-Chill-LaDigital Diet 2.0-CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.130 Intro, Day-Off Energy & Drink Tease 03:03 What’s In Our Cup - Cosmic Crisp, Party Bomb & Smoked Bourbon 08:04 Chat With Us - Apple Of My Eye, Co-Chill-La & Digital Diet 2.0 09:04 Apple Of My Eye - Cosmic Crisp Bar Crawl, Bad First Stop & Better Second Bar 19:43 Would You Rather - Plain Water, Running Late & Fart Logistics 24:39 Co-Chill-La - Camping, Safari Tents & Coachella Price Shock 39:59 AI Song Of The Week "Whiskey and Waves" 45:15 Digital Diet 2.0 - Algorithm Fatigue, Sliders & Clickbait Complaints 52:24 Fun Finds - Lamb Chop & Harry Potter Bitty Pop 54:54 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Old Friends Intervention 57:03 Joshua’s Monologue, Digital Diet Wrap-Up & Camel Joke -SOUND BITES-“I’ve had the whole day to basically do nothing, which is kind of nice every once in a while.” - Joshua“It tastes like you just took a passion fruit and you shoved it up my ass and you’re making me feel good.” - Sean“I’m actually impressed right now. Joshua made almost like a smoked old-fashioned.” - Sean“The only place I don’t feel like that is when I go to work cuz I’ve been doing it for 20 [ __ ] years.” - Joshua“Just pretend you’re drunk.” - Joshua“I don’t need somebody to shuttle me around in a golf cart to make me feel important.” - Joshua“I would rather sit down on the couch and do Coochella.” - Joshua“I think these social media companies should set up sliders.” - Joshua“I’m the rice in the burrito, man.” - Sean“A hump dancer.” - Sean-FORTUNE & FINDS-Fortune: You will be surrounded by old friends at your upcoming intervention.Lucky Numbers: 1, 8, 14, 17, 23, 50, 53Fun Finds / Value Finds:Sean: Harry Potter with the Hogwarts Express Bitty Pop, a hint at what’s coming next.Joshua: Lamb Chop Funko, a weirdly perfect little shelf pull.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.129 | Moonfall, Margaritas & Disney

    This week, Joshua goes from X-Files paranoia to all-day passion fruit margaritas, Sean drags him through Disney announcements, corporate greed & one more moon mission spiral, and the red button really does not bring out anybody’s best leadership (deeply troubling astronaut energy). Then it’s self-discovery, blind-box snails & enough Monday wisdom to send the whole mess back into orbit. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Cutwater Tiki Rum Mai Tai Joshua: Passion fruit all day margarita (1800 premix, frozen pineapple, dried passion fruit) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Sparks in the Dark” -RECIPES- Passion Fruit All Day Margarita: • 1800 premixed margarita • frozen pineapple chunks • dried passion fruit Pour the premix over ice. Add frozen pineapple & extra dried passion fruit. Stir or blend, then garnish with dried passion fruit. -CHAT WITH US- Disney’s Big Announcement A Spark Moonfall -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.129 Intro, X-Files Brain & All-Day Margaritas 0:03:06 What’s In Our Cup - Passion Fruit Margarita & Cutwater Mai Tai 0:06:16 Artemis Landing, Moon Feelings & Fix-Earth-First Debate 0:11:24 Disney’s Big Announcement - Rides, Cruises & Sequel Fatigue 0:21:44 A Spark - Burned Toilet Paper, Benefits & Corporate Greed 0:33:03 Moon Talk Returns - Escape Plans, Meteor Strikes & Repopulation 0:36:02 AI Song Of The Week "Sparks in the Dark" 0:42:23 Moonfall - Choose Your Own Adventure & The Red Button 0:50:50 Fun Finds - Superman, Blanc Snail & Blind Box Funko 0:59:16 Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Shower Self-Discovery 1:00:44 Monday Monologue, Shared Knowledge & The Final Moon Joke -SOUND BITES- “I was watching uh X Files.” - Joshua “I sat around and I drank all day margarita, Sean.” - Joshua “I really hope this isn't just like some publicity stunt.” - Sean “I don't want to know about America, okay? I gave up history in school, okay?” - Sean “The movie should just end with them in the garbage patch in the Pacific Ocean.” - Sean “I think the United States was made is by sucking the life and pennies out of its people.” - Sean “I think you and I should become the first heterosexuals to go to the moon with one objective, repopulation.” - Sean “The moon is beautiful in the same way a tiger is beautiful.” - Sean “This is a beautiful little snail.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Your journey of self-discovery will include a hot bath, candles and a 14 jet shower massage. Lucky Numbers: 7, 11, 17, 24, 30, 31, 44 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Funko Blonks blind-box snail, the first of many for the shelf. Joshua: Limited edition Superman from the 2025 fall collection.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.128 | Space Toilet, Butter Jogging & Summer Water

    This week, Joshua’s voice drops into a whole new tax bracket, Sean gets emotionally attached to a moon mission, and the boys spend way too much time figuring out how astronauts poop like that is a normal use of daylight (nobody should be this confident). Then it’s buried history, tiny collectibles & enough Monday energy to shove the whole mess back into orbit. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Schilling Excelsior Imperials Passion Fruit Pineapple (limited edition cider) Joshua: Whiskey (Name Not Mentioned) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Summer Water” (Lyrics written by Sean.) -CHAT WITH US- Hard Copy Humans A New Era Things We Forgot -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.128 Intro, Hoarse Joshua & Moon Talk 02:24 What’s In Our Cup - Whiskey & Passion Fruit Pineapple Cider 04:34 Moon Mission - Launch Feelings, Space Toilets & Astronaut Plumbers 12:52 Pick Your Poison - Ostrich Death Match & Garbage Can Rules 16:16 Hard Copy Humans - Lost History, Plastic Futures & Ocean Secrets 23:26 A New Era - Sean’s New Music Experiment Begins 25:52 AI Song Of The Week "Summer Water" 30:10 Music, AI Ethics & The Future Of The Sound Lab 44:47 Things We Forgot - Cookie Tins, Motel Keys & Butter Churns 51:01 Fun Finds - Five Below Chase, Tiger Rock & Record Store Bitty Pop 55:10 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers, Monday Monologue & NASA Joke -SOUND BITES- “Maybe I finally hit puberty. This is how I’m really supposed to sound.” - Joshua “I think it’s a great step for humanity and mankind.” - Joshua “I think every one of their asses has like a giant hickey on it.” - Sean “I think they’re just going to consume it and keep consuming it in the infinite people cycle.” - Sean “Would you rather wake up every morning unable to remember who you are or fight an ostrich to the death?” - Sean “It’d be like a brand new day. Every day would be a brand new day.” - Joshua “How many hard things still exist that we haven’t found or is being hidden from us?” - Joshua “I think all that would be left is like some area in the middle of the Pacific Ocean that is just plastic.” - Joshua “There is a Chase Bitty Pop in this game right here.” - Joshua “They have a butter churn that sits in like a little fanny pack that people can wear when they go jogging to make butter.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You have a high tolerance except for minorities. Lucky Numbers: 1, 11, 22, 36, 39, 49, 51 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Bitty Pop Record Store, a perfect little shelf piece for the music kick. Joshua: Disney Bitty Pop game from Five Below with a Maleficent chase, plus Tiger Rock from Target Con.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.127 | Moon Or Doom, Midnight Pleasures & Patience

    This week, Joshua ditches the hat, Sean goes to war for the original Willy Wonka & the boys spiral from midnight apple pies to NASA moon bases like nobody handed them a normal Tuesday (patience is doing a lot of heavy lifting). Then it’s airplane seat ethics, Pick Your Poison chaos, fake taxidermy art & a closing monologue that tells everybody to unclench a little. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Incline Imperial POG Joshua: Straightaway margaritas - Blanco Margarita, Margarita (Name Not Mentioned) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Summer Finds the Time” -CHAT WITH US- Guilty Midnight Pleasures NASA’s Moon Or Doom Read Into Reality -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.127 Intro, No-Hat Joshua & Goat Detour 0:04:26 What’s In Our Cup - Imperial POG & Straightaway Margaritas 0:06:49 Sean’s Rant - Willy Wonka Remakes & Original Movie Respect 0:13:18 Airplane Seat Ethics - Reclining, Respect & First Class Pettiness 0:16:05 Guilty Midnight Pleasures - Cookies, PB&J, Apple Pies & Late Shopping 0:26:26 NASA’s Moon Or Doom - Moon Base Plans, Robots & Alien Theories 0:33:58 AI Song Of The Week "Summer Finds the Time" 0:38:46 Pick Your Poison - Names, Bugs, Photos & Toilet Water 0:43:43 Read Into Reality - Books, Goggles & Visual Reading Dreams 0:52:14 Fun Finds - Batman Ninja, Britney, Stitch & Faux Taxidermy 0:58:18 Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers, Patience Monologue & Frog Joke -SOUND BITES- “This is a non-hatfish episode. Okay, everybody.” - Joshua “I’m drinking just an Incline Imperial Pug.” - Sean “There are people out there who really enjoy the sequels and the remakes over the original movie.” - Sean “For the love of God, people, just go out there, watch a hopper, watch a goat.” - Sean “I don’t recline my seat on airplanes, by the way. But out of respect, I don’t do it.” - Sean “McDonald’s apple pies.” - Sean “There’s something about like laying in bed at night and just like scrolling through that endless shopping like network.” - Sean “We’re supposed to be on the moon by like 2030.” - Joshua “Would you rather be unable to say your own first name or have every bug you ever killed come back to life and infest your bedroom?” - Sean “Through your words, the story comes alive through the goggles you’re wearing.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You were born under a lucky star, conceived under a freeway overpass. Lucky Numbers: 5, 29, 37, 54, 59, 60, 62 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Stitch Bitty Pop in his little spaceship car, plus a handmade faux-taxidermy fox wall piece. Joshua: Batman Ninja Target Con Funko & Britney Spears Funko with the “You better work, bitch” bubble. (Artwork Shoutout: Sean & the old lady’s faux-taxidermy stuffed-animal art pieces.)

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.126 | Hatfishing, Easter Eggs & Sims

    This week, Sean sounds like spring allergies won, Joshua gets exposed for possible hatfishing & the boys turn Easter eggs, reusable water balloons & dating apps into a full public hearing (the evidence is shaky, and spring is already weird). Then it’s simulation spirals, cursed Pick Your Poison cards & a closing monologue that sneaks up on you, all that & more! Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Cutwater Lime Margarita Joshua: Knob Creek whiskey -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Voices in My Skin” -CHAT WITH US- Casual Connection Sim Shameless Or Shameful Sim Pick Your Poison -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.126 Intro, Even Number Energy & Hatfishing 0:05:13 What’s In Our Cup - Knob Creek & Cutwater Return 0:08:59 Housekeeping, Spring Merch & Sean’s Raspy Update 0:09:39 Easter Egg Dye, Peeps & The Great Waste Rant 0:14:23 Reusable Water Balloons, Super Soakers & Pokeball Logic 0:17:43 Chat With Us Preview & Technical Slippery Thumb Moment 0:19:15 Casual Connection - Apps, Saying Hi & Real-World Meet Cutes 0:28:40 Sim Shameless Or Shameful Sim - Controllers, Comfort & Diarrhea Buttons 0:39:39 AI Song Of The Week "Voices in My Skin" 0:48:09 Pick Your Poison - Hibernation, Teeth, Doctors & Handshake Creepiness 0:55:09 Fun Finds, Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Joshua’s Closing Monologue -SOUND BITES- “Yeah, you look better with a hat on.” - Sean “No mask stays on baby.” - Sean “I just see the American waste of just [ __ ] eggs everywhere.” - Sean “They have reusable water balloons now.” - Joshua “You'd be better off if I just spit on you rather than me throw this thing at you.” - Sean “I hope people say hello more and just do more casual connections.” - Joshua “The app is really saying hi first.” - Sean “I think we're in a simulation.” - Sean “If I was on Steam, I'd always be on sale.” - Joshua “I want everybody to live their life to the fullest because surprises are around every corner.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Your sex life is about to get a serious upgrade. Pornhub premium. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 8, 26, 32, 36, 45 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Bitty Pop Funko Headquarters, the Everett storefront turned into a tiny town piece. Joshua: Fallout “The Ghoul” Funko, gifted straight from the source.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.125 | Irish Goodbyes, Go Go Gas & Last Call

    This week, Sean shows up in five frames per minute, like the internet is rationing him out for safety reasons (honestly fair). The boys finally lock in the release schedule, argue for the Irish goodbye, spiral over gas prices, pancake sizing & deep thoughts, then close with pirate Funkos, a boozy fortune & Sean’s St. Patty’s anthem. All that & more! Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Dixie & Bass Cabernet 2021 (Washington), Guinness Extra Stout Joshua: Coffee (quad shot espresso) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “The Leprechaun’s Last Call” (Lyrics written by Sean.) -CHAT WITH US- The Best Goodbye Deep Thoughts Go Gas Objects, Numbers, Or Animals -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.125 Intro, St. Patty’s Week & Foot Cramp Chaos 0:02:30 Release Schedule, Monday Monologues & Shorts Plan 0:04:22 What’s In Our Cup - Quad Coffee, Cabernet & Guinness 0:11:24 The Best Goodbye - Irish Exit, Party Strategy & Crop Dusting Logic 0:18:00 Sean Reviews The Wine & Guinness, Then Green Pinch Rules 0:21:34 Deep Thoughts - Younger Selves, Phone Brains & Window Souls 0:31:06 AI Song Of The Week "The Leprechaun’s Last Call" 0:38:51 Go Gas - Seven Dollar Pain, Commute Credits & Wallet Rage 0:45:13 Objects, Numbers, Or Animals - Costumes, Overpriced Churros & Pancake Math 0:55:03 Fun Finds, Boozy Fortune & Lucky Numbers 1:00:02 Zootopia 2, Joshua’s First Monday Monologue & Golden Hour Joke -SOUND BITES- “Sorry for Little L comes out every Tuesday at 5:00 a.m. for audio listeners and 7 a.m. for people watching.” - Sean “Mondays are going to be Joshua's monologue Mondays.” - Sean “This it's always a quad.” - Joshua “I personally think that the Irish goodbye is the best way to do it.” - Sean “We just Houdini. We disappeared.” - Joshua “Really bitter. Really bitter.” - Sean “If your younger self met you now what would confuse them the most?” - Sean “Did people used to look out of windows more, right? And do you think that was good for the soul?” - Sean “I think work should start paying us for the gas that we have to spend to get to [ __ ] work.” - Joshua “Three Joshua, you'll make a grown man cry with three pancakes.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Tonight’s tequila shot will bring up some stuff from your past. Mainly the nachos. Lucky Numbers: 3, 5, 7, 17, 27, 38, 67 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: SpongeBob as the Flying Dutchman plus a glow-in-the-dark Flying Dutchman Funko exclusive. Joshua: Deadpool as a pirate Funko, one of his favorite Deadpool shelf pieces.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.124 | Poison Cards, Art Sacrifices & Summer Of No Fun

    This week, Sean & Joshua crack into a new Pick Your Poison card game, debate whether art or music deserves to survive forever, & accidentally turn summer planning into a challenge board for themselves & the audience (someone is absolutely ending up on a horse). Then the boys close with assassin animals, fresh merch, Funko vehicles & the rarest dirty dozen fortune of all, all that & more! Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Incline Cider House Wild Berry (seasonal hard cider, 6.9% ABV) Joshua: Coffee with Bailey’s (quad shot espresso) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Fall Into Me” -CHAT WITH US- Pick Your Poison Art Or Music Summer Of No Fun Animals, Objects, Or Numbers -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.124 Intro, Daylight Saving Rage & Positive Even Energy 0:02:16 What’s In Our Cup - Bailey’s Coffee & Wild Berry Cider Review 0:09:13 Pick Your Poison - Espresso Before Bed, Walking Everywhere & Helmet Logic 0:18:38 Tip Jar Side Hustles, QR Codes & Charging Wedding Guests 0:22:21 Art Or Music - The Big Sacrifice Debate Begins 0:26:26 Seeing Music Vs Hearing Art - Sean & Joshua Split Hard 0:29:53 AI Song Of The Week "Fall Into Me" 0:37:00 New Merch Drop - Blooming Afterlife, Garden Of Delay & Spring Shirts 0:41:03 Summer Of No Fun - Audience Challenges, Three Elements & Summer Plans 0:46:01 Animals, Objects, Or Numbers - Drawing Scale, Grocery Store Proposal & Assassin Picks 0:56:20 Fun Finds, Missing Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Positive Send-Off -SOUND BITES- “I put a little Bailey's in there just because I needed a little bit of flavor in my life.” - Joshua “This tastes like wild berries.” - Sean “Would you rather be required to steal from every tip jar you see or have walking be your only means of transportation.” - Sean “Call me Forest Gump 2.0.” - Joshua “I’m stealing from the tip jar. Hide your children. Hide your wives.” - Sean “I’m going to get rid of music.” - Sean “When I hear music, I get visual. I see color.” - Joshua “There is new merch coming out.” - Sean “The spring collection is called Garden of Delay.” - Sean “Spiders would be the best assassins, dude.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: None This Episode Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 58, 64 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Back To The Future Marty McFly Time Machine Bitty Pop & Jurassic Park Dr. Alan Grant SUV Bitty Pop. Joshua: Cad Bane Funko, finally completing the set he thought was already finished.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.123 | March Secrets, Pet Peeves & Real Or Writer Room

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.123 | March Secrets, Pet Peeves & Real Or Writer Room This week, Sean & Joshua kick off March with trivia warmups, viewer-submitted pet peeves that turn Sean into a courtroom judge, & a Real Or Writer Room game where the news stays way too believable (beans are apparently weaponized). All that & more! Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Seattle Cider Co. Guava & Citrus (imperial cider, 8.4%), Water Joshua: Straightaway December Cosmo (vodka, lime juice, hibiscus, cardamom syrup, ginger), Coffee (Name Not Mentioned) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Frozen Lies” -CHAT WITH US- March’s Dirty Little Secret Real Or Writer Room Numbers -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.123 Intro, Glasses Prank & March Kickoff 0:03:45 What’s In Our Cup - December Cosmo, Coffee Kick & Guava Citrus Cider 0:08:02 Wacky Tube Men & Distracted Driving Debate 0:10:10 Rate My Pet Peeve - Viewer Submissions Begin 0:13:18 Speakerphone In Public - Sean’s Confession & Guantanamo Take 0:14:50 Kids In Restaurants - “Control Your Damn Kids” Rant 0:18:15 March’s Dirty Little Secret - March Trivia Warmups & Weird Traditions 0:30:49 AI Song Of The Week "Frozen Lies" 0:36:40 Real Or Writer Room - Headlines, Levels & Animal Crime Chaos 0:45:18 Numbers - Karaoke, Tires, Chopsticks & Toast Scales 0:59:00 New Merch Tease, Fun Finds, Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Sign-Off -SOUND BITES- “I might look a little bit different, but I'm the same person.” - Joshua “I'm drinking a Cosmos, but this isn't a special Cosmo. This is December Cosmo.” - Joshua “I am one of the people who talk on the speaker phone on my phone.” - Sean “It's a goddamn nuisance and you should be like sent to like Guantanamo for it.” - Sean “Someone bop that kid.” - Sean “I prefer to flick the bean, not throw the bean.” - Joshua “I'm going so hot. I want it to peel like a lizard.” - Joshua “there is new merch coming out.” - Sean “I'm a collector. All right. I'm a collector of things.” - Sean “You are absolutely right. And if you're listening, Sean got that right.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You will soon meet a new lover. Also, you will soon need a new liver. Lucky Numbers: 3, 11, 13, 35, 52, 61, 62 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Flocked Snoopy with Woodstock on the bowl, value find for $7.50 at the Funko store. Joshua: Limited edition Superman Funko (2025 fall convention), a birthday gift from his brother.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.122 | Early Gardeners, Marble Racing & Quiet Echoes

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.122 | Early Gardeners, Marble Racing & Quiet Echoes This week, Sean declares war on early gardeners, then drags Joshua into marble racing with Vegas stakes & snow as the referee (fake spring is a scam). The boys spiral into quiet echoes, workplace automation anxiety, vanished-on-record dread & a heartfelt Death Of A Hero talk before misfortune cookies closes the tab. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Seattle Cider Co. Raspberry Blossom (imperial cider) Joshua: Espresso (double shot), vanilla, frothed milk -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “White Noise Rabbit” -CHAT WITH US- Marvelous Marbles 100 Quiet Echoes Vanished On Record Death Of A Hero -CHAPTERS- 00:00 Even Number Energy, Demon Eye Update & February Ending 02:25 What’s In Our Cup - Espresso Art Dreams & Raspberry Blossom Cheers 05:39 Pet Peeve - Fake Spring, Early Gardeners & Seed Refund Violence 11:29 Marvelous Marbles - Marble Racing Explained & Screen Share Chaos 17:00 Vegas Stakes - Loser Buys The First Round 29:24 100 Quiet Echoes - Would You Pause Life Or Keep Moving? 34:18 AI Song Of The Week "White Noise Rabbit" 39:16 Vanished On Record - AI Screen Recording, Automation Fear & Job Survival 49:05 Robot Massage Debate - Human Touch Vs Happy-Ending Button Logic 51:06 Death Of A Hero - Losing Heroes, Memory Value & Keeping Them Alive 56:10 Misfortune Cookie, Lucky Numbers & Fun Finds -SOUND BITES- “I am sipping on coffee, buddy. I'm keeping it fresh. I'm keeping it real.” - Joshua “I certainly know how to flick a bean, but I do not know the name of this bean.” - Joshua “What I'm talking about are early gardeners.” - Sean “It's currently snowing right now, Joshua.” - Sean “If I buy seeds… and they do not grow, can I return those seeds?” - Joshua “I would ask for proof. I want to see the steps.” - Sean “Have you heard of something called marble racing?” - Sean “Whoever loses has to buy the first round of drinks in Vegas.” - Sean “I would feel like I'm the one training the AI to do my job.” - Sean “I think what dies with that is the ability to form new memories with those people.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Always take the road less traveled. What? With your license being suspended and all. Lucky Numbers: 11, 12, 19, 23, 27, 42, 60 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Nightmare Before Christmas Bitty Pop with Jack in his little house, added to the growing Bitty Pop Town display. Joshua: Star Wars Impressions Funko set from Target - Darth Maul, Boba Fett & Stormtrooper.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.121 | Socks, Couch Concerts & Entertainment Overload

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.121 | Socks, Couch Concerts & Entertainment Overload This week, Sean brings the energy, Joshua shows up sleep-deprived with a demon eye, & the boys tackle viewer pet peeves, crypto doom vs hopium, couch concerts, entertainment overload, & why Super Bowl commercials felt weirdly forgettable (plus a pizza smiley face that died mid-melt). All that & more! Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Portland Cider Co. Imperial Blood Orange Pomegranate (8% cider) Joshua: Coffee (espresso setup, beans not named) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “The Sound Of You” -CHAT WITH US- Crypto’s Curse Couch Concerts Entertainment Overload Cringey Commercials -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.121 Kickoff, Overnight Shift Energy & The Devil Eye 0:03:49 What’s In Our Cup - Coffee Grind Life & New Cider Rating 0:07:15 Viewer Pet Peeve - Socks On The Floor Vs Laundry Logic Explodes 0:12:48 Chat With Us Topics - Crypto, Couch Concerts, Overload & Commercials 0:13:51 Crypto’s Curse - Bubble Popped Vs Diversify The Portfolio 0:19:14 Couch Concerts - Super Bowl Seats, Stadium Views & Couch Wins 0:28:12 Super Bowl Food Talk - Pizza, Wings & “Food Industry Black Friday” 0:31:03 Smiley Face Pizza Story - The Reveal That Nobody Noticed 0:34:39 AI Song Of The Week "The Sound Of You" 0:41:16 Entertainment Overload - Two Pools, Filtering Feeds & Hollow Knight Hours 0:49:00 Cringey Commercials - No Doritos, Celebrity Ads & Nothing Memorable -SOUND BITES- “I’m bringing the [ __ ] energy today, buddy.” - Sean “I am currently working overnights.” - Joshua “It was like an it was a turbocharged sneeze.” - Joshua “It just looks like the devil has been inserted into my soul.” - Joshua “Honestly, buddy, I am just sipping on coffee.” - Joshua “I am a cider connoisseur.” - Sean “It kind of just tastes like cider.” - Sean “I’m sitting on a mound of clothes.” - Sean “I accidentally sold all my crypto.” - Sean “We are about to take on water.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: None This Episode Lucky Numbers: 1, 13, 41, 46, 50, 52, 68 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Elvira Funko scored for $4.50 from the Funko Store, flexing a $30-ish value moment. Joshua: Care Bear Fugler from Target, terrifying, ugly, & weirdly lovable. (Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.120 | Wine Facts, V-Day Movies & Breakup Upsides

    This week, Sean & Joshua pop bottles for their 3rd Valentine’s Special, trade wine reviews, fire off 600-million-gallon facts, & argue over what actually counts as a V-Day movie (some of these picks are crimes). Then it’s break-up upsides, Beatbox chaos, aphrodisiac skepticism, & a rapid detour into odd-couple animal romance theory. All that & more! Enjoy the show! SorryForTheDelayEP120 -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Storytellers "Ever After" (Sonoma County red blend) Joshua: Wrath (2023 Pinot Noir, Monterey) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Stars Cross Tonight” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) -CHAT WITH US- Snuggle Trouble Vday Movies Break Up Side of Valentine’s Day Fake Wine or Fun Times Aphrodesiacs Real or Placebo -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 Welcome To EP.120, 3rd Valentine’s Special Setup 0:02:26 What’s In Our Cup - Wrath Pinot Noir & Ever After Red Blend 0:07:45 Wine Facts Game - Top Countries, States, Percentages & 600M Gallons 0:18:23 Snuggle Trouble V-Day Movies - Titanic, Notebook, Dirty Dancing & More 0:28:26 Break Up Side of Valentine’s Day - Time, Money & Friends You “Get Back” 0:33:16 Tinder “Be Your Raw Self” Trend - First Date Farts, Filters & Manners 0:35:09 AI Song Of The Week "Stars Cross Tonight" 0:42:12 Fake Wine or Fun Times - Beatbox Debate & Classy vs Trashy 0:44:33 Valentine Would You Rather - Fireworks vs Breakfast, Romcom vs Thriller 0:50:35 Aphrodesiacs - Placebo Takes, Saffron, Ginseng, Watermelon & Oysters 1:05:00 Fun Finds, Lucky Numbers, Valentine Funkos & Final Send-Off -SOUND BITES- “This is episode 120, a beautiful even number, uh but it is also our third Valentine’s Day special, buddy.” - Sean “Unfortunately, every collared t-shirt I own looks like crinkled up bacon.” - Joshua “It’s not like grape juice, but it does sip really really well.” - Joshua “Initial flavor profile is very strong. Uh, blackberry jam flavor.” - Sean “You could probably kill a small child with that amount of wine.” - Sean “He played a band... in his underwear and socks crying.” - Joshua “Everybody farts. Why not on the first date? Just let one rip.” - Joshua “If I’m saying classy, then no. If I’m just trying to get a little trashy, yeah, give me a beatbox.” - Joshua “I don’t feel randy when I eat a chocolate strawberry.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: The elf on the shelf suddenly quits claiming hostile work environment. Lucky Numbers: 4, 17, 19, 38, 51, 65, 68 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Wall-E & Eve Bitty Pop bouquet, Funko Store snag saved for the holiday reveal. Joshua: Poop emoji heart figurine found dusty in the house, plus Daily Bugle Spider-Man Bitty Pops set from Target.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.119 | Month Of Love, Penguin Metaphors & Romance Math

    This week, Sean & Joshua slide into February with love facts, Valentine’s hot takes, a budget that caps at 50 bucks, & a penguin that apparently represents everyone’s midlife crisis (rip to the algorithm). Then Joshua renames the AI Radio side-quest into the Sorry For The Delay Sound Lab, the boys play You Or Me, & end on Funko lovebirds, a questionable fortune, & lucky numbers that absolutely do not feel legal. All that & more! Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Two Towns "Bad Apple" (10.5% apple cider) Joshua: Straightaway Gold Negroni (12 Days Of Christmas kit, 50 proof) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “The Gravity of Dawn” -CHAT WITH US- Roses Are Red, Violets Are Who? You Or Me Romance Or Us Coworkers Don’t Know My Artists (teased for week after Valentine’s) -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 February Kickoff, Month Of Love & Early Valentine’s Debate 0:02:25 What’s In Our Cup - Gold Negroni Regrets & Bad Apple Cider Flex 0:08:38 Chat With Us Topics - Roses, You Or Me, Romance Or Us 0:10:03 Roses Are Red - Valentine’s Facts, Spend Stats & Candy Rankings 0:16:01 Are You Wrong For Skipping Valentine’s? Seeds, Standards & Consistency 0:21:46 Sean’s Valentine’s Style & The Super Bowl Weekend Problem 0:23:30 The 50-Buck Budget, Cinderella Kisses & Rachel Ray Catching Strays 0:26:19 Would You Rather - Big Papa Emails Or “I Love You, Buy The Milk” 0:28:54 AI Song Of The Week "The Gravity of Dawn" 0:34:25 Sorry For The Delay Sound Lab Announcement & What It Could Become 0:36:04 You Or Me Games, Penguin Mountain Crisis & Romance Gets Deep -SOUND BITES- “Don’t be a Valentine’s Day troll.” - Sean “That tasted like that did not taste good.” - Joshua “This one is called the Bad Apple. It is delicious.” - Sean “This drink is like that. Like an X.” - Sean “I am that penguin.” - Joshua “The penguin is a metaphor for a midlife crisis.” - Sean “50 bucks. That should be your start and your end.” - Sean “Make that 50 bucks work for you.” - Sean “I would love to keep my job, but I would also love to be able to do this at work.” - Joshua “To be permanently jaded would suck.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You will be treated to a performance of the Nutcracker at Miss Ava’s Fantasy Dragon. Lucky Numbers: 1, 7, 18, 21, 56, 66, 69 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Kermit The Frog with banjo Funko, big-box flex from the old lady. Joshua: Donald Duck with hearts in the eyes Funko, February-approved.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.118 | Werewolf Buddy, Digital Diets & Bay Area Misfortune

    This week, Sean & Joshua go full after-dark mode, Sean admits he got way too comfy with wine & 8% ciders, then the boys audit their digital diets like it’s a tax return (screen time while driving, buddy). They spiral into algorithm amnesia, Netflix actor paranoia, & why Bay Area sports might be haunted by static waves (totally normal conversation). Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Polar Cranberry Lime Seltzer Water, Wine (name not mentioned), 8% “Ciders” (name not mentioned) Joshua: Manhattan, Cosmo (12 Nights Of Christmas Advent Box) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Crystal Rain” -CHAT WITH US- Algorithm Amnesia Digital Diet Your Sessions Over Depression The Animal In You -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 Cold Open & After-Dark Energy 0:01:50 Werewolf Buddy Mode & Late-Night Prep 0:02:54 What’s In Our Cup Kickoff 0:05:24 Wine, “Ciders” & The Slippery Slope Storytime 0:07:47 Loud Chewers & Pet Peeves 0:09:09 Chat With Us Topics For The Week 0:10:21 Algorithm Amnesia & The Youth Forgetting Icons 0:18:22 Digital Diet, Shorts Brain Rot & Screen Time 0:30:36 AI Song Of The Week “(Crystal Rain)” 0:39:32 Bay Area Sports Blues & Static Wave Conspiracies 0:52:30 Fun Finds, Misfortune Cookies & Wrap-Up -SOUND BITES- “Like I feel like uh if you get me in the right mood, you know, I’m like a I’m like a [ __ ] a werewolf buddy. I’m I’m ravenous, you know.” - Sean “I basically sat there, drank my whole six-ack of 8% seltzers, uh, sorry, 8% ciders, and, uh, things got crazy and a little out of hand, I will admit.” - Sean “This is the first one, which is algorithm amnesia.” - Sean “If I don’t recognize an actor, I’m like I’m like hesitant because I’ve never seen them act before.” - Joshua “You should never look at your screen while you’re driving. I’m just throwing it out there right now.” - Sean “Your algorithm is f it’s totally effed and uh you just need to create a whole new account.” - Joshua “Check your digital diet because if you don’t, you may find yourself going down um a rabbit hole and you may lose touch with your friends and family.” - Joshua “Hey, hey, I’m no lawyer, but I see a class action lawsuit happening if if it does turn out that this whole time these [ __ ] these players have been getting zapped and their bodies are falling apart.” - Sean “That’s true. The other one has been sober for 15 minutes. Don’t worry about it.” - Joshua “A nanomous.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You’re the gift everyone wants to secretly unwrap. Lucky Numbers: 4, 6, 8, 22, 27, 30, 49 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Funko Pop Christian McCaffrey - A new shelf trophy for the sports feelings. Joshua: LEGO Luxo Lamp & Ball - Childhood Pixar joy, now in brick form.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.117 | Barney Lights, Ticket Victory & The Million-Dollar Log

    This week, Sean & Joshua kick things off in a purple “Barney’s studio” setup, clink whiskey & Cutwater, celebrate a ticket getting dismissed, then dive into Meet Your Hosts questions, a viral 10-hour burning log mystery & euphemisms that absolutely should have stayed in the drafts (wheels up, apparently). All that & more! Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Cutwater Lime Margarita (canned cocktail, double fisting by mid-episode) Joshua: Knob Creek Bourbon Whiskey (aged 9 years) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- “A Cup Full of Nonsense” -CHAT WITH US- Meet Your Hosts $1 Million Log Touch By Euphemisms -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 Purple Lights, Barney Energy & Welcome To EP.117 0:04:07 What’s In Our Cup - Knob Creek Whiskey & Cutwater Lime Margarita 0:06:36 Speeding Ticket Follow-Up - Lawyer Win & “Pigs Will Be Pigs” 0:08:11 The 11-Miles-Over Question - Speed Traps, Cruise Control & “Research” 0:12:49 Meet Your Hosts - Villains, Bad Traits & Movie Theater Chaos 0:20:46 Meet Your Hosts - Jealousy, Warning Labels & Embarrassment Vs Rejection 0:28:54 Meet Your Hosts - Reading Phones, Privacy & Chat History Jokes 0:34:10 AI Song Of The Week "A Cup Full of Nonsense" 0:40:28 $1 Million Log - The Viral Burning Log, The Loop & Why It’s Back 0:47:04 Touch By Euphemisms - No-Fly Zones, Soft Launches & “Renewable Energy” 0:55:09 Fun Finds, Misfortune, Lucky Numbers & The Pig Joke Send-Off -SOUND BITES- “I feel like I'm in Barney's studio. There's so much purple.” “I literally feel like I'm Barney, like one of Barney's turds.” “I poured myself a big old glass of whiskey.” “I'm drinking the Cut Water, baby.” “My ticket is no longer a ticket. It was dismissed.” “Do I test the limit of this 11 miles over the speed limit?” “Pick a villain. People who are late, people who talk in the movie theaters, or people who don't return carts.” “Can you imagine if theaters were like clubs... they just put you in a headlock and just threw you out?” “This video has generated over a million dollars in revenue.” “We're in a renewable energy partnership.” -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Take comfort in knowing the gifts you give were made by some of the world's most skilled children. Lucky Numbers: 5, 6, 12, 19, 32, 39, 40 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Alice In Wonderland Sketch Series Funko Pop - Mad Hatter (standard version), completing the set. Joshua: R2-D2 build (details mysteriously withheld), plus the dramatic reveal on camera.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.116 | Truckee, Coffee Lore & Clothing Optional

    This week, Joshua drags Sean through a Truckee trip report packed with pour over coffee lore, a hallway breakfast spot, and a hot springs visit where clothing is optional (shorts stayed on, allegedly). Then the boys hit Stranger Things finale talk, blind box burnout, and a numbers game that instantly derails. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Two Town Cider "Sled Zeppelin" (cinnamon & cranberry hard cider) Joshua: 99 Crimes Limited Edition Red Blend (vanilla, chocolate, roasted coffee & caramel per label) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- “The Calm in the Static” -CHAT WITH US- Stranger Danger (Stranger Things Finale Spoilers) Blind Box Exhaustion Numbers To Remember Me By -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 Episode 116 Intro & Reality Simulation Talk 0:02:49 What’s In Our Cup - Sled Zeppelin & 99 Crimes 0:08:19 Truckee Trip Begins - Snow, Stops & Mountain Mood 0:11:40 Pour over Coffee Rules - Bean Water Debate & Connoisseur Talk 0:15:19 Dinner Review - Great Food, Bad Mule & Send-It-Back Moment 0:21:46 Sierra Hot Springs - Clothing Optional & Cold Plunge Shock 0:30:13 Pizza Box Trash Can Proof In The Wild 0:32:15 AI Song Of The Week "The Calm in the Static" 0:39:45 Stranger Things Finale - Rumors, Theories & Let-It-End PSA 0:44:51 Blind Boxes - Chase Luck, Burnout & Toy Aisle Reality 0:51:54 Numbers To Remember Me By - Rapid Questions & Chaos Math -SOUND BITES- “Where's the cheat code for life? I want that cheat code.” “For the next few weeks, I'm going to be drinking just nothing but Sled Zeppelins.” “It literally the name matches what what it is.” “There's a lot more to coffee than uh than just some black [ __ ] bean water.” “Clothing is optional.” “There are pizza box trash cans that do exist.” “Am I just exhausted with blind boxes?” “Am I, am I delusional or are we living in a simulation?” -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: There is nothing like a warm, stiff shaft. Lucky Numbers: 5, 9, 10, 18, 25, 31, 43 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Jack in the Box blind box pull “Jack the Boss” (the chase). accidental proof blind boxes still hit. Joshua: Target Funko haul: Bullseye dressed as Eddie Munson + the Cowardly Lion (Wicked).

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.115 | Disney Days Vol. 2, New What-Ifs & Cozy Watchlist

    Sorry For The Delay | Disney Days Vol. 2, New Year Whatifs & Cozy Season Sean drags Joshua through Disney Days Vol. 2 with a PowerPoint, first-class flexes, gingerbread dreams, and a trash can designed for pizza boxes. Then it’s New Year Whatifs, cozy picks, a Fallout soda score, and a naughty fortune to kick off 2026 sideways. Enjoy! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Two Town Cider "Sled Zeppelin" (cranberry + cinnamon hard cider) Joshua: Straightaway Nitro Espresso Martini (vodka + Stumptown cold brew) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- “Wreck on Wheels” -CHAT WITH US- Disney Days Volume Two New Year, New Whatifs (Plot Twist Edition) Lights, Camera, Let’s Get Cozy 2026 -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 New Year Kickoff, Same Old Us & Studio Heat 0:03:08 What’s In Our Cup - Espresso Martini Shock + Sled Zeppelin Return 0:07:21 Chat With Us Lineup - Disney, Whatifs & Cozy Season 0:08:10 Disney Days Vol. 2 - PowerPoint Begins, Flights & First Class Reality Check 0:12:25 Food & Drink Rundown - Din Tai Fung, Old Fashioned, Palomas & Cookie Hype 0:28:48 Park Highlights - Parade Package, Cars Land Glow & Small World Holiday Switch-Up 0:33:06 Haunted Mansion Gingerbread, Mater Madness & Random Disney Details 0:35:01 Pizza Box Trash Can, Small World Easter Eggs & “Is It Cake?” Alien 0:38:15 Toy Story Midway Mania Scores, Best This Hour & Goat Award Presentation 0:43:12 AI Song Of The Week "Wreck on Wheels" 0:47:44 New Year, New Whatifs - Autocorrect Chaos, Mascots & Grocery Store Resolutions -SOUND BITES- “It's a brand new year, but it's the same old us, I feel like.” “Oh [ __ ] God damn.” “That cookie changed my [ __ ] life, buddy.” “Trash can specifically for pizza boxes.” “I was the best this hour.” “Everyone knows Santa had a beard, but did you know her name was Emily?” -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Everyone knows Santa had a beard, but did you know her name was Emily? Lucky Numbers: 2, 8, 14, 15, 26, 42, 44 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Disneyland gingerbread man cookie, still soft weeks later, still elite. Joshua: Fallout Jones Soda variety pack from Costco (Sunset Sarsaparilla, Nuka Grape Cola, Quantum Berry Lemonade) plus the bottle opener & mystery QR caps.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.114 | Baby Bubbly, Maple & Big Steps

    Sean & Joshua ring in the New Year with baby-bottle champagne, cranberry cider, fortune callbacks, Maple Street animation updates, analytics talk, step-count flexes & big-picture podcast plans. Squirt is still single. Enjoy! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Two Town Cider “Sled Zeppelin” (cranberry & cinnamon) Joshua: “Baby Blue” prosecco/champagne mini bottle ($1.99 budget bubbly) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- “The Year We Learn to Breathe Again” (Lyrics by Sean, AI-assisted bridge) -CHAT WITH US- Music Madness & AI Classics Maples Sweet Secret Street Steps Tell Stories Tomorrow Starts With Today -CHAPTERS- 0:00 New Year Intro & Setup 0:02 Baby Blue Champagne Chaos 0:06 Sled Zeppelin Cider 0:09 Fortune Recaps & Chat Preview 0:12 Music Madness & AI Classics 0:20 Maples Sweet Secret Street 0:27 AI Song Of The Week 0:34 Channel Analytics & Platforms 0:41 Steps Tell Stories 0:50 Tomorrow Starts With Today 0:55 Squirt Update, Finds & Farewell -SOUND BITES- “This is episode 114 or the New Year episode wrap-up.” “You can't celebrate a New Year's episode without champagne.” “This thing tastes like the bottom of a running shoe.” “Papa's back on the cider, buddy.” “There's nothing that can't be fixed with good wine, good company, and lube.” “I walked a grand total of 18,438,717 steps.” “Fitbit can suck my balls.” “Dinner is on me.” -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortunes: To make dreams real, first you have to have them. Good wine, good company, and lube. Finding yourself is worthwhile. Lucky Numbers: 5, 9, 16, 36, 42, 43, 46 Fun Finds: Sean: Mad Hatter glow-in-the-dark Funko (limited 5,000). Joshua: Star Wars Funko completion (BB-8 & Rey).

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.113 | Would You Rather's, First Guest & Bedroom Visitor

    This week, Sean & Joshua crack a strong old fashioned, sip cherry lime seltzer & kick off Christmas week with gingerbread vs elf chaos plus a non-Christmas must-watch list (toasted marshmallow rules are law.). Then Joshua’s brother Jeremy joins for creek BMX stories, poison oak trauma & a bedroom visitor that still gives chills, all that & more! Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Polar Seltzer Cherry Lime (cherry & lime flavored seltzer water) Joshua: 12 Nights Of Cocktails (Costco) - Old Fashioned (40% ABV), Nitro Espresso Martini (mentioned, not poured) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Two Brothers Walking Down A Midnight Road” -CHAT WITH US- Holiday Would You Rather (covered this episode) Non-Christmas Must-Watch List (covered this episode) Aliens Or Something Else? (covered this episode) -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 Christmas Week Intro & What’s Coming Up 0:01:55 What’s In Our Cup - Old Fashioned & Cherry Lime Seltzer 0:07:11 Would You Rather - Giant Gingerbread Vs 100 Elves 0:10:35 Marshmallow Rules & S’mores Rant 0:12:00 Non-Christmas Must-Watch List & Christmas Music Logic 0:15:37 First Guest Tease & Setup 0:17:11 Jeremy Joins - Gear Talk & Brother Energy 0:20:50 Creek Days, Poison Oak & Growing Up 0:30:45 BMX Jump Story, Crash & “Build More Jumps” 0:37:24 AI Song Of The Week "Two Brothers Walking Down A Midnight Road" 0:42:30 Aliens Talk & The Bedroom Visitor Story -SOUND BITES- “This is the Christmas episode. I just lost my train of thought.” - Sean, immediately losing it. “Would you rather fight one giant gingerbread man armed with candy cane nunchucks?” - Joshua, opening the holiday battle. “I'm going gingerbread because I know for a fact I can [ __ ] up some elves.” - Sean, choosing violence with confidence. “There is no better flavor of marshmallow than a toasted marshmallow.” - Sean, declaring the gospel. “It was like grapefruit size trying to jog.” - Jeremy, on poison oak pain. “Every time I talk about this, I always get goosebumps.” - Jeremy, starting the bedroom visitor story. -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Fortune 2: Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul before he became murdered in a chill child support.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.112 | Trees, Budgets & Snow Like Ashes

    -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Polar Seltzer “Blackberry Snowflake” Joshua: Straightaway Mai Tai & Bee’s Knees (12 Nights Of Cocktails) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- “Snow Like Ashes” -CHAT WITH US- Santa, You Shouldn’t Have Whatifmas Christmas 100 Naughty Or Nice Choice -CHAPTERS- 0:00 Intro 0:01 What’s In Our Cup 0:05 Sober To Disney & Merch 0:08 Chat Preview & Trees 0:14 Santa, You Shouldn’t Have 0:22 Whatifmas 0:28 AI Song 0:35 Christmas 100 0:43 Naughty Or Nice 0:51 Fun Finds 0:55 Fortunes & Wrap -SOUND BITES- “This is episode 112... it'll pay the bills.” “Expect me to get 5 percent more silly...” “Snowflake is what I called you in high school.” “We don't mind double fisting on this show.” “Real Christmas trees now are a luxury.” “Self sucking sap tree.” “Mugshot on every picture in the house.” “There’s passion under this skin.” “Given a $100 budget this

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.111 | Tiny Rants, Christmas Music & Holly In Our Glasses

    This week, Sean & Joshua slide into December with Costco cocktails, plum soap seltzer & a brand new Tiny Rants segment about bows, ornaments & cursed Christmas lights (the neck vein is working overtime.). They try to fix Christmas music, share Christmas nostalgia, dream of white whiskey trips & debut AI Song Of The Week “Holly In Our Glasses,” then wrap with naughty fortunes, lucky numbers & a cat haiku, all that & more! Enjoy the show!-VISIT US-Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-Sean: Polar Seltzer “Dance Of The Plum Fairy” (plum flavored winter seltzer that tastes like plum soap)Joshua: 12 Nights Of Cocktails advent box from Costco - Last Word canned cocktail (gin, floral green liqueur, lime), Paper Plane canned cocktail (whiskey, lemon, bittersweet liqueur)-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-AI Song Of The Week: “Holly In Our Glasses” (Lyrics written by Sean.)-CHAT WITH US-• Tiny Rants• Can We Fix This? (Christmas Music Edition)• Echoes Of Yesterday (Holiday Memories & Traditions)• Santa, You Shouldn’t Have (Teased For Next Week)-CHAPTERS-0:00:00 Episode 111 Intro, Numerology Jokes & Holiday Check In0:02:08 What’s In Our Cup - 12 Nights Of Cocktails & Dance Of The Plum Fairy0:07:20 Sober December, Plum Soap Seltzer & Winter Mood0:12:32 Tiny Rants - Bows, Broken Ornaments & Tangled Christmas Lights0:23:13 Can We Fix This? - Christmas Music Burnout & Darker Holiday Songs0:28:46 AI Song Of The Week "Holly In Our Glasses" - AI Radio Pub Carol0:33:41 Echoes Of Yesterday - Childhood Christmas Memories & Traditions0:42:52 Gift Giving, Obligation Vs Love & Holiday Pressure0:49:49 Fun Finds - Snoop On The Stoop & Cheshire Cat Sketch Funko0:53:12 Naughty Fortunes, Eggnog Spunk, Cat Haiku & Sign Off-SOUND BITES-• “This is episode 111 or 111. It's kind of fun to say, you know, it's one of those numerical three digits that just fun.” - Joshua enjoying the repeating number vibes at the top of the show.• “I'm going to have to double fist tonight, Sean. I'm going to have to pull two cocktails from the 12 nights.” - Joshua committing hard to the 12 Nights Of Cocktails box.• “Yeah. Tastewise, it kind of tastes like soap, like a plum soap.” - Sean giving a brutally honest review of Dance Of The Plum Fairy.• “Nobody should put their face in front of a mic if they haven't brushed their teeth yet. I'm just going to say it, dude.” - Joshua laying down a strict podcast hygiene rule.• “I'm wearing a beautiful sweatshirt for the first time on this podcast... this sweater is actually pretty soft. It's nice.” - Sean modeling the new winter merch.• “My complaint is with those [ __ ] little bows. Like, can we just find a better adhesive for those bows, you know?” - Sean going off about cheap stick on gift bows.• “I would make it darker, you know. I would add a bit of a murky sound to it.” - Sean explaining how he would fix Christmas music so it slaps year round.• “This song is called Holly in Our Glasses. Buddy, you're about to be a believer.” - Sean introducing this week’s AI Song Of The Week on AI Radio.-FORTUNE & FINDS-Fortune:Fortune 1: A gift of fingerless gloves will prove useful after next month's deli slicer incident.Fortune 2: Your Christmas spirit soarses this year when someone spikes your eggnog with a little bit of spunk.Lucky Numbers: 4, 11, 16, 18, 30, 41, 49Fun Finds / Value Finds:Sean: Cheshire Cat sketch series Funko to match last week’s White Rabbit, completing his black & white Alice In Wonderland sketch set.Joshua: 12 Nights Of Cocktails advent box from Costco fueling double fisted drink reviews, plus a Snoop On The Stoop figure as a chaotic elf on a shelf upgrade.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.110 | Hiatus, AI For Good & Christmas Trivia

    This week, Sean & Joshua crawl out of a month-long hiatus, trade beach walks & trivia nights for sober seltzers & hazy IPAs, and admit AI quietly rescued their whole back catalog (creative control is still very human.). They spin up AI Radio for “Welcome Home, It’s Christmas Time,” debate white vs wet vs warm vacations, Christmas trivia from space & a suspiciously accurate intervention fortune, all that & more! Enjoy the show!-VISIT US-Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-Sean: Polar blood orange cranberry seltzer water (winter flavor), other Polar winter seltzers for sober December trials.Joshua: Other Brother Beer Company “Other Brother Other People” hazy double IPA from trivia night at Other Brother in Seaside (frosty glass, double IPA vibes).-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-AI Song Of The Week: “Welcome Home, It’s Christmas Time” (chorus & first verse written by Sean, rest assisted by AI).-CHAT WITH US-• What’s Up With You• AI For Good• White, Wet Or Warm• Shop Now Or Later-CHAPTERS-0:00:00 Welcome Back Intro, Month-Long Hiatus & Missing Each Other0:02:50 What’s In Our Cup: Other Brother IPA & Polar Winter Seltzer0:08:40 What’s Up With You: Beach Walks, Trivia Nights & Website Overhaul0:16:10 AI For Good, Back-Catalog Formatting & Creativity Talk0:29:40 AI Song Of The Week "Welcome Home, It’s Christmas Time"0:34:10 White, Wet Or Warm Vacations, Snow Trips & Aging Into Layers0:42:40 Shop Now Or Later, Gift Timing, Stockings & Dictionary Stories0:48:20 Christmas Trivia From Space & Monopoly Piece Arguments0:53:40 Jumbo Jack Skellington Find, Laboo, White Rabbit & Sassy Fortune-SOUND BITES-• “I didn't think it was possible that you can actually miss somebody's face.” — Joshua opening the reunion feelings flood.• “I miss you like somebody misses a good fart.” — Joshua escalating the compliment in the most Joshua way possible.• “For the month of December, I'm doing uh a dry run, if you will, until I go on vacation.” — Sean explaining sober December before Disneyland.• “By episode 110 Joshua still does not know how to describe flavors.” — Sean roasting Joshua’s beer-tasting skills mid-pour.• “The English teacher that I had in high school, she she was a [ __ ] dude.” — Joshua blaming one tiny Penguin-shaped teacher for his adjective issues.• “I've been working a lot uh working behind the scenes a lot on the website.” — Sean on spending the hiatus rebuilding seasons 1–32 with AI help.• “We are a podcast that promotes the good use of AI. We are not using AI for AI slop, we are using it for good.” — Sean planting the show’s AI flag.• “I think there will be an AI police and I don't want to be called an AI racist.” — Joshua deciding to speak very carefully about the robots.• “I think AI overall, like for the most part, is a really good thing and I think it's going to help in a lot of ways like medicine.” — Joshua on AI as a superhero tool.• “There's a reason why you can't type in how do I build a bomb, because you shouldn't know how to build a bomb, you [ __ ] idiot.” — Joshua drawing a bright line on AI misuse.-FORTUNE & FINDS-Fortune: You will be surrounded by old friends at your upcoming intervention.Lucky Numbers: 1, 4, 17, 18, 20, 22, 47Fun Finds / Value Finds:Sean: Secret Laboo figure finally pulled from the Laboo line, kept safely on the shelf because it is the exact masked, burlap-sack style he wanted, plus an Alice In Wonderland sketch-series White Rabbit Funko to match his earlier Alice piece.Joshua: Jumbo Nightmare Before Christmas Jack & Zero skeleton statue from Marshalls for about $24, perfectly matching his Jack backdrop & kicking off holiday decor season.(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)

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    Sorry For The Delay | Special Announcement | BRB

    This week the boys are taking a moment, and some time to step back and catch up on a lot of back-end work for the month of November. Will let Sean explain. See you real soon! (This announcement will self-destruct after November)

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.109 | Halloween Spooktacular!

    This week is the Halloween Spooktacular! The boy's "scare" off the episode by closing the book on The Maple Street Saga, but don't worry, it will be back better than ever next year! We also get survival tips for a spooky night trick-or-treating. Sean also shares the Final Hallo If's. Would you take on 100 broom size Scarecrows or one huge spider? Last, but certainly not least we have the return of Big Frank! All that and more Enjoy the show! Happy Halloween!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Halloween Kickoff: Celebrating The Spooky Season(01:35) Housekeeping and Merchandise Updates(02:45) What's In Our Cups "Alvarado Street Brewery - Nightmare On Alvarado Street 'Pumpkin Porter' , Storyteller 'About Last Night' Sauvignon Blanc"(05:34) The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 12: The Curse Of Maple Street(14:09) The Maple Street Saga Announcement(16:19) Chat With Us Topics (18:34) Hollow-If's: Part 7: The Last Chapter!(27:53) A.I. Song of The Week "Trick or Treat Parade"(31:50) Exploring Ghosts & Ghouls Taboos(39:09) Summoning Big Frank (40:38) Big Frank's Return: A Halloween Special(46:16) Summoning Spirits: A Playful Experiment Gone Wrong(48:09) Surviving Halloween: Tips and Tricks(53:40) Funko Finds & Collectibles(59:08) Lucky Numbers & Fortune(01:00:00) 100 Days Challenge: Poem & Picture Week 5(01:02:40) Closing Thoughts: Happy Halloween!-----Sound Bites-----"Halloween is the day Sean like everything comes, you know, he makes all the pizzas."- Joshua: Highlighting Sean's enthusiasm for Halloween."This is the final week that you'll be able to get any of the spooky merchandise."- Sean: Urging listeners to grab Halloween merch before it's gone."I actually bought a Ouija board for that part of it. So yeah, yeah, but I'm going to use it with my feet."- Joshua: Discussing playful plans for a spooky segment."You are given a forever glowing pumpkin that grants your every wish but once a Halloween anything you wished for turns into some type of evil creature."- Sean: Introducing a whimsical Halloween scenario."Would you rather fight one giant spider or a hundred broom-sized scarecrows?"- Sean: Presenting a classic Halloween dilemma."Could you imagine having like Jolly Ranchers for nipples?"- Joshua: Continuing the playful candy transformation discussion."I think that, you know, every once in a while if you do some poking and prodding, you know, it doesn't hurt."- Sean: Sharing thoughts on dabbling with the supernatural."I just had a couple things I wanted to talk about but I think on a night like tonight we should try to summon our own demon."- Joshua: Suggesting a playful Halloween activity."He's a creature stitched together. He's he is stitched together. Yeah, yeah, he is from bad decisions, expired protein powder and questionable fashion choices."- Joshua: Describing a humorous Halloween character."Don't trick or treat in a graveyard if that ever comes up like don't ever do that, you know, that's disrespectful."- Sean: Offering practical Halloween advice."If you're a baseball player, bring a real bat. If you're a ninja, if you're a ninja bust out some, maybe some nunchucks."- Joshua: Suggesting practical Halloween costumes."Ectoplasm. I bring ectoplasm. Ectoplasm, baby. Ectoplasm. That's what it goes to bring."- Sean: Joking about ghostly weapons."Let's freaking end this episode this beautiful Halloween spectacular. I hope people have had fun."- Sean: Wrapping up the Halloween special with enthusiasm.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.108 | Nightmare Trivia, Worst Ep Sequel & Scented

    This week the boys dive into a whirlwind of Halloween-themed discussions, technical mishaps, and warm beers. Gross. Joshua tries to stump Sean with "nightmare trivia," and Sean has some strong "feelings" about Halloween candy. We get a tease of upcoming gameplay videos plus more Hallo-If's. Do you think you could fight one human sized Annabelle doll? What about becoming the Grim Repper for the day? All that & more Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introductions, Technical Troubles & Late Night Chats(02:16) What's In Our Cups "Alvarado Street Brewery - Nightmare On Alvarado Street 'Pumpkin Porter' , Storyteller 'Got Away' Cabernet Sauvignon"(05:38) The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 11: The Night Muffins Spoke(11:36) Chat With Us Topics (13:50) Trivia Time: Nightmare Edition(25:10) Pumpkin Pet Peeves: Halloween Frustrations(31:50) Candy Etiquette & Halloween Traditions(37:52) A.I. Song of The Week "Memory Loop (The Spiral Song)"(42:24) Buy Our Merch SorryForTheDelay.live/MERCH(44:48) Hollow-If's: Part 6 It's Never Gonna Die!(45:25) 1 Human Sized Annabelle Doll Or 100 Frog Size Lepurcons(45:25) 1 Human Sized Annabelle Doll Or 100 Frog Size Lepurcons(47:19) The Role Of The Grim Reaper(48:57) Halloween Confessions(53:14) Funko Finds & Collectibles(55:00) Game Play Announcement! (57:07) Scented Funkos: Expectations: Not Met(01:00:45) 100 Days Challenge: Poem & Picture Week 4(01:02:32) Lucky Numbers & Fortune (01:05:17) Closing Thoughts: Be Safe Out There-----Sound Bites-----"It's midnight for Joshua and I, and we've had a lot of troubleshooting." - Sean: Reflecting on their late-night recording session."We've been sitting here so long, our balls are slipping, our fingers, like everything." - Joshua: Joking about the long recording session."Nightmare on Alvarado Street, a pumpkin Porter brew with cinnamon." - Joshua: Describing his drink choice."I want to know if it tastes like cinnamon-o-min-in." - Sean: Teasing Joshua about his drink."Let's just go ahead and get that out of the way if you're okay with that, buddy." - Sean: Introducing the Maple Street saga."I hate trivia so much, so much." - Sean: Expressing his dislike for trivia games."Surviving Freddy's finger, okay." - Sean: Reacting to a spooky topic."Turnip on these nuts baby." - Sean: Making a joke about Halloween traditions."Sleep paralysis? Is that what that is?" - Sean: Discussing spooky sleep disorders."I will never again have sleep paralysis because I sleep with the mask on now." - Sean: Talking about overcoming sleep issues."I'm down with kicking the shit out of a bunch of leprechauns." - Joshua: Choosing between fighting Annabelle or leprechauns."Sometimes death is only a new beginning." - Joshua: Philosophizing about the Grim Reaper."I am totally okay with grossing my mom out." - Joshua: Discussing a hypothetical scenario."Pumpkins are glowing. Cats wait by the candles warm flame." - Sean: Reciting a Halloween haiku."Why is a haunted house party so cheap? It's because ghosts bring all the boos." - Sean: Sharing a Halloween joke."It's a warm Cinnabon. How about that?" - Joshua: Describing his drink."I love your mom." - Sean: Expressing affection for Joshua's mom."Chilli beans look like they fit." - Sean: Making a humorous comment."I saw the way you looked at those cucumbers." - Joshua: Joking about grocery shopping."I would hang that in my house and if it burned, I would keep it." - Sean: Complimenting Joshua's photos

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.107 | Halloween Costumes, Haunted Objects & Facing Fears

    This week the boys discuss costumes in corporate settings, like dressing up as a slutty pumpkin (is it okay?). We get a history lesson on some haunted objects like a chair & painting of a crying child. Sean has some A.I. image fun, plus who would you wanna fight, 100 Chiwawa's or one werewolf? All that and more, enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introductions, Spooky Season Merch & Housekeeping(03:25) What's In Our Cups "19 Crimes Wine Red Blend (Bride Of Frankenstine), Incline Cider House - POG"(08:22) The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 10: Return to the Spiral(14:01) Chat With Us Topics (15:40) Spooky Creatures: Sean & Joshua Reimaged (22:00) Costume Culture In Corporate Settings(27:17) Haunted Objects & Their Stories(35:12) A.I. Song of The Week "The Pumpkin King of Candy County"(38:30) 100 Days Challenge: Picture Week 3(41:00) Hollow-If's: Part 5 The Reboot!(49:50) One Chip Challenge & Anchorman Tangent(51:49) Funko Finds & Collectibles(56:50) 100 Days Challenge: Poem Week 3(57:45) Lucky Numbers & Fortune (01:00:00) Closing Thoughts-----Sound Bites-----"Could you imagine getting up to a thousand episodes like that's bananas." - Joshua: Reflecting on the idea of reaching a thousand podcast episodes."It's spooky season, you know, almost a Halloween." - Joshua: Expressing excitement for the Halloween season."This is the spooky Jack O'Lantern one as you can see here." - Sean: Showing off a Halloween-themed t-shirt."I'm feeling good, you're feeling good. Let's talk about what's inside of our cups, baby." - Sean: Transitioning to a discussion about what they're drinking."This is it's called 19 crimes wine." - Joshua: Introducing the wine being enjoyed during the episode."It's spooky season, tis the season of doing spooky things and stuff." - Sean: Emphasizing the Halloween spirit."I decided to make us as different creatures, different spooky creatures." - Sean: Describing a creative project involving AI-generated images."This is me if I was a werewolf." - Sean: Presenting an AI-generated image of oneself as a werewolf."This is you as a fucking vampire." - Sean: Showing an AI-generated image of a co-host as a vampire."Bosses, broomsticks, and blood." - Sean: Introducing a segment about Halloween costumes in the workplace."The crying boy painting. I have not." - Sean: Discussing a haunted painting known as the Crying Boy."James Dean's Little Bastard Porsche?" - Joshua: Mentioning the infamous haunted car associated with James Dean."The one chip challenge." - Joshua: Bringing up the popular spicy food challenge."Cats like bird shaped toys." - Sean: Sharing a cat-themed haiku."Look, I know it might seem crass to do this via fortune cookie, but I'm breaking up with you." - Joshua: Reading a humorous fortune cookie message."You get the ability to fly like a bat, but you can only do it while screeching uncontrollably." - Sean: Posing a hypothetical scenario."Why do vampires always seem sick? Because they're coffin." - Sean: Telling a vampire-themed joke."It's Halloween and every Jack O'Lantern you carve comes to life for 24 hours." - Sean: Imagining a magical Halloween scenario."I just watched Pixar. Do you like Pixar?" - Joshua: Discussing favorite movies and the impact of forgetting their endings."One werewolf or a hundred chihuahuas dressed as werewolves." - Sean: Debating a humorous hypothetical fight."I love Pixar, Joshua. You know that." - Sean: Expressing affection for Pixar movies."It's never gonna die. never, never dying." - Sean: Reflecting on the enduring nature of certain podcast segments.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP. 106 | Speed, Remedies & Halloween

    Boo! It's the start of our favorite season (spooky) and the boys are diving right in with a mix of medieval remedies, candy crushes, and a hilarious debate on whether they'd rather fight a human-sized bat or a hundred puppy-sized witches. From moon water to frog-in-the-mouth cures, and a jump scare speeding ticket, this week is sprinkled with a bit of Halloween spirit!! Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introductions & Housekeeping(05:45) What's In Our Cups "Dust Bowl Brewing - Therapist Imperial Ipa & Hard Press Cider Company - The Gourd Tree Pumkin Cider (Stepped On With Makers Mark, Incline Cider House - POG "(09:00) Sean's Traffic Incident(17:35) The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 9: Maple Street Doesn’t Exist(22:55) Chat With Us: Topics For The Week(24:20) Medieval Remedies: Moon Water & Frog in the Mouth(35:08) A.I. Song of The Week "The Bay Is Haunted PT 2"(37:53) Hollow-If's: Part 4 Just Let It Die!(47:16) Crushed By Candy: Budgeting & Favorite Treats(51:02) Funko Finds & Collectibles(54:07) 100 Days Challenge: Picture & Poem Week 2(55:45) Lucky Numbers & Fortune (57:50) Closing Thoughts-----Sound Bites-----"Like you took a red hot and you just shoved it up your ass." - Sean humorously describes the intense cinnamon flavor of his drink concoction."In October, Americans spend over 600 million dollars on pumpkins." - Joshua shares a surprising fact about Halloween spending during his closing monologue."Would you rather fight one human-sized bat or a hundred puppy-sized witches?" - Sean introduces a whimsical "what if" scenario during the "Hollow Ifs" segment."Why don't fish play basketball? It's because they're scared of the net." - Sean wraps up the episode with a playful joke."If I have to suffocate a frog in order to feel better, then maybe someone out there can do the same." - Sean jokingly considers trying a bizarre medieval remedy."If it doesn't have bugs in it, I know you didn't do it." - Joshua jokes about the authenticity of moon water needing bugs for added protein."The goat candy is still caramel apple pops. Those are the best." - Sean shares his favorite Halloween candy during a discussion on seasonal treats."I think I've done 100 witches in my entire life anyway, so fuck it." - Joshua humorously decides to take on the challenge of fighting a hundred puppy-sized witches."I mean, I've dissected a frog before. That's pretty cool." - Sean reflects on his past experiences with frogs while discussing a medieval remedy."I know right we made it to triple digits. Unfortunately, I'm not triple fisting tonight." - Joshua humorously comments on reaching episode 106."It's a mermaid that could take you to like different beaches." - Sean discusses the potential perks of choosing a mermaid in the "what if" scenario."I love the record coming to the head. I mean, out of the skull." - Joshua expresses his admiration for their new AI radio logo."This is the Bay is haunted part two." - Sean introduces the sequel to their AI song, fitting for the Halloween theme.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP. 105 | Spooky Season Kickoff, Fair Food & Merch

    This week the boys talk about their experiences at fairs, (are they to expensive?). We get another chapter of the Maple Street saga, where something might be up with the town's shadows. They explore more Halloween hypotheticals in 'Hollow Ifs Part 3'! Plus, some thoughts on spooky preparations for Halloween, (Is it too early to start?). All that and more, Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introductions, Siptember & NEW Merch Drop (03:45) What's In Our Cups "Tip Top - Whiskey Sour, Dust Bowl Brewing - Therapist Imperial Ipa & Incline Cider House - Apple Crisp, Incline Cider House - POG "(07:10) Martinelli's Apple Cider Rant(09:30) The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 8: The Day the Shadows Moved(14:50) Chat With Us: Topics For The Week(16:34) Fair Experiences & Food Reviews(19:20) Fair Pricing & Joshua's Fair Rant(24:02) Hallow-If's Part 3(30:38) A.I. Song of The Week "October, Come In"(34:50) Spooky Preparations For Halloween(39:29) Objects or Obsessions (51:00) Funko Finds & Collectibles(53:35) 100 Days Challenge: Picture & Poem Week 1(56:00) Closing Thoughts-----Sound Bites----- "Check out the new drop of merch that will be coming out as soon as this episode drops." - Sean promoting their merchandise."The whole reason why we went to the fair in the first place was to go see T-Pain." - Sean explaining their visit to the fair."The fair was pretty cool, buddy. It was pretty cool. It a big event." - Sean sharing his thoughts on the fair."We're going all the way till Halloween, everybody. Feel free to skip ahead if you don't want to listen." - Sean introducing the Maple Street saga segment. "I do have a spot that I have all my Halloween stuff. So I have started to slowly put that out." - Sean discussing his Halloween preparations."It's going to get spooky. It's going to get fun." - Joshua looking forward to the Halloween season."This is none other than Victor Pasco from Pet Cemetery." - Joshua showcasing his Funko find."This is my Lafoufou. He doesn't have a name yet, but he's actually pretty cute." - Sean showing a potentially haunted object."This cookie might as well been made out of a rubber tire." - Joshua humorously critiquing the fortune cookie."This design is a skull, not like the skull that we have in our usual design, but a little bit more, a little bit more detailed." - Sean describing a new merch design."I'm going Jack O' Lantern, yeah." - Joshua choosing his favorite design."Would you rather try to survive a zombie apocalypse or live in a world where monsters vampires ghosts and cryptids Bigfoot Mothman are out to get you?" - Sean posing a hypothetical question.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP. 104 | Road Soda, Balloons & Community

    This week Sean and Joshua are on a hypothetical questions kick. like who would "you" rather fight, 1 Quiet Clown or 100 Verbally Abusive Balloon Animals? They talk mental health issues related to seasonal changes & finding ways to help. Plus, do you rewatch sports games after knowing the outcome? All that and more—enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introductions & House Keeping(03:07) What's In Our Cups "Jack Daniels Black Berry, Barebottle Brewing Co. - Mango Flossi & 2Towns Ciderhouse - Spiced Apple Cosmic Crisp "(09:13) Road Soda & Pocket Confetti (15:56) The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 7: The Moon's Not Real(21:21) Chat With Us Topics For The Week(22:10) Hallow-If's Part 2(29:50) The Fall Mood & Mental Health(31:00) Finding Community & Seasonal Friends(37:30) A.I. Song of The Week "She Tells Me That She Loves Me"(41:50) Rewatching Games: Enjoying Through Others (48:54) 100 Days Challenge & Personal Growth (52:57) Closing Thoughts, Weekly Fun Finds & Lucky Numbers-----Sound Bites-----"Is that like just ⁓ a two liter of piss? Is that what that is?" - Sean humorously guesses the meaning of "road soda," a term introduced by Joshua."I mean, I've come across VHS tapes that said husbands who like to watch and that didn't turn me away." - Joshua shares a humorous anecdote about finding oddly labeled VHS tapes, illustrating his curiosity and willingness to explore the unknown."Literally get close and I will suck you off little balloon." - Joshua jokes about dealing with threatening balloon animals, using humor to downplay the imagined threat."I'd rather be followed by a bunch of balloons. Like, I mean who could be mad at a balloon?" - Joshua responds to the hypothetical question, choosing the less intimidating option of balloon animals."You're given a million dollars a week, but within that seven days, you have to experience one random jump scare. And it can be anytime within those seven days, would you take the million dollars?" - Sean challenges Joshua with a hypothetical scenario involving money and fear."I walked by a little dog today that looks sweet as all hell and it just lunged at me and it scared the shit out of me." - Joshua shares a real-life experience to illustrate his comfort with unexpected scares."I am a person who gets depressed ⁓ real hard when it comes to like ⁓ the fall season into the December season." - Sean opens up about experiencing seasonal depression."I also enjoy ⁓ heavily drinking until I pass out at night, ⁓ which is ⁓ a detriment to most people's health ⁓ and also mine, but also ⁓ kind of quiets the brain." - Sean candidly discusses his coping mechanisms, acknowledging their potential harm. "If you're in need of somebody or a community, we would happily take you in this community." - Sean extends an invitation to listeners to join their supportive community."I will not rewatch a game if I get spoiled about the score and I don't see the game." - Sean explains his stance on watching football games when he already knows the outcome."I ended up winning my first fantasy football game, Joshua. So ⁓ I'm one and one now because we're in the future and like we've been through a few games." - Sean shares his excitement about winning a fantasy football game.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP. 103 | Football, Halloween & Numbers

    This week the boys have thoughts on future food delivery systems and the challenges of watching football. We also get another chapter of the Maple Street saga and Joshua has Sean play a fun game called 'Numbers', where they explore personal anecdotes and preferences. Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introduction and Episode Overview(01:30) What's In Our Cups "Dust Bowl Brewing - Therapist Imperial Ipa & Hard Press Cider Company - The Gourd Tree Pumkin Cider "(07:10) Exploring Future Food Delivery Concepts(16:17) The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 6: The Familiar’s Pact (23:53) Football Season and Fantasy Football Challenges(25:20) The Subscription-Based Universe of Sports Viewing(31:19) Setting the Stage for NFL Bets(32:57) A.I. Song of The Week "The Bay Is Haunted"(35:58) Exploring 'Hallo-If's' Scenarios(41:47) Numbers Game: A Silly Challenge(51:00) Closing Thoughts, Weekly Fun Finds & Last Thoughts-----Sound Bites-----"One therapist wasn't enough last week. Got to double that shit up." - Joshua jokes about needing two therapists to handle the stress of their podcast discussions."Why is it so fucking difficult to watch an American football game?" - Sean expresses frustration over the complexity of accessing football games through various streaming platforms."I was charged a 25-cent bag fee, but they gave it to me in a cardboard box." - Joshua shares a humorous anecdote about being charged a bag fee despite receiving his food in a box."It's fucking crazy to me that it takes more effort to watch a fucking football game than it does to watch pornography." - Sean humorously contrasts the ease of accessing adult content with the difficulty of watching football games."I think drone delivery is in theory is nice, but nobody wants a car battery dropped on their fucking head." - Joshua humorously critiques the practicality of drone deliveries."I just have to throw this out there I don't want to be sound like a hypocrite or whatever." - Joshua prefaces a recommendation with a humorous disclaimer about not having seen the movie himself."I think my role in the group is like I will always be the person like reaching for the person who's about to die." - Joshua humorously describes his hypothetical role in a horror movie scenario."I want to be the reason why the killer's killing, you know I'm not the main character because I obviously die first." - Sean humorously imagines his role in a horror movie as the character whose death triggers the plot."Would you rather fight a hundred tiny Dracula bats or one Michael Myers with a pool noodle?" - Sean poses a humorous hypothetical question about choosing between two absurd combat scenarios."I still have the bruises on my hips from Sean's thumbs squeezing me so tightly." - Joshua humorously recalls Sean's fear during a haunted maze experience."It's like jello being rubbed on your nipple. Just not a good feeling." - Joshua describes the unpleasant sensation of being pooped on by a bird at the beach."I listened to over 350 hours of music, because my Spotify was like, Hey, you listened to over 350 hours of music." - Sean shares an amusing fact about his extensive music listening habits."I don't listen to music at all. I watch a lot of podcasts." - Joshua admits to being out of touch with music, preferring podcasts instead."I was holding Joshua by the waist, eyes closed, head in the back of his back, you know, just tucked in nuts nestled in." - Sean humorously describes his fear during a haunted maze, clinging to Joshua for comfort.

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP. 102 | Pumpkin Spice, Dreams & Therapy

    This week Joshua discovers a liquid "therapist" from Costco and Sean critiques a maple pear cider. They explore the concept of vacation highs and the realization of returning to work, touching on when is the right time to quit your job. They also talk about overuse of pumpkin spice in products, from chardonnay to car washes, and ponder the idea of buying tickets to experience others' dreams. Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introductions & House Keeping(02:56) What's In Our Cups "Dust Bowl Brewing - Therapist Imperial Ipa & Schilling Hard Cider - Maple Moment "(10:40) Vacation Highs & Work Realities (17:25) Chat With Us: Topics For The Week(18:13) The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 5: Whiskers in the Wires (25:10) A.I. Song of The Week "Shadow Waltz In Hell"(28:33) Air Guitar Concert Idea (30:55) Pumpkin Spice Gone To Far? (37:31) Theme & Dream: Would You Buy A Ticket To Someone's Dreams? (45:22) Closing Thoughts, Weekly Fun Finds & Lucky Numbers-----Sound Bites-----"Pucker up baby, cause this is gonna, this'll send you on your way." - Joshua describing the strength of his beer."If you're not a seasoned drinker like me and Sean are, pucker up." - Joshua's playful warning about the beer's potency."It's like the exclusive to heading on over to the website, you know, lots of cancel culture going on over there, buddy." - Sean joking about exclusive content on their website."I think they're trying to find that stay-at-home wine mom or that wine." - Joshua's sarcastic take on pumpkin spice chardonnay."Make it an all-you-can-eat buffet and fucking spread the cheeks and dive face first in." - Joshua's colorful commentary on pumpkin spice products."I don't know, maybe I should just drive off the street, you know." - Sean humorously venting about his car troubles."It's gonna be free. Nobody's gonna pay for this shit." - Joshua on the idea of an AI air guitar concert."Let's knock some shit out." - Joshua's enthusiastic call to action for their community challenge."I needed to bring a therapist along for this episode." - Joshua humorously referring to his choice of beer."It smells like maple syrup like you took it right out of the tree's vagina." - Sean's vivid description of the maple pear cider."If ass is on your menu, then I'm totally into it." - Joshua's cheeky take on pumpkin spice butt wipes."I'm DJ Khaled up in this motherfucker. All right. Another one." - Sean introducing his AI-generated song with flair."Why not have the outside of your car smell like pumpkin spice?" - Joshua on the idea of pumpkin spice-scented car washes."Would you buy a ticket to your own dream or someone else's?" - Joshua introducing the concept of dream tickets."Remember the little things; they could prove useful in divorce court." - A sassy fortune cookie reading."Broom. Broom." - Sean's punchline to the joke, "What noise does a witch's truck make?"

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP. 101 | Vibes, Interrogations & Driverless Cars

    This week it's all about vibes after a vacation. The boy's introduce new merchandise, and tackle the question of how long leftovers, specifically pizza, can be safely consumed. We get the latest chapter of the Maple Street saga and a fun segment called 'Tiny Interrogations' where they ask each other questions to reveal more about themselves. They wrap up the episode with a chat about their recent vacation in San Francisco, highlighting their visit to the Disney Family Museum and their experiences with driverless cars. Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introduction and Vibe Check(06:59) Housekeeping & Merch Reveal(10:20) Question of the Day: Leftover Pizza(18:40) The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 4: The Forgotten Wednesday (24:33) Avatar & Its Cultural Impact(27:00) The Art of Storytelling(29:05) Hotel Bed Bugs & Travel Experiences(31:05) A.I. Song of The Week "BLACK CAT OVERDRIVE"(39:14) Tiny Interrogations: Getting to Know Each Other(40:54) Sean How Do You Recharge? (42:07) Sean's Go To Karaoke Song?(43:00) Sean's Childhood Dream Job?(44:00) Joshua's Favorite Color?(45:25) Joshua's Most Hated Pizza Topping?(46:24) Joshua's Most Common Misconception About Himself?(47:58) Joshua's Changing Beliefs?(50:00) Welcome Back Topic(50:41) The Disney Family Museum: Inspiration and Artistry(53:35) Disney Diorama (54:50) Experiences with Driverless Cars In SF(59:56) Funko Finds & The Start Of Halloween Count Down Box(01:05:20) Closing Thoughts and Monologues-----Sound Bites-----"I'm a proper man, everybody. Proper man, proper manners.""Do we make them purr? The bee's knees?""That one looks like Kermit fucked his cousin.""I think Kermit got a little too into the weeds with one of his relatives.""How long is too long to eat pizza after it's been left out?""I have a pizza that was sitting out. Yeah. Yes. Yes.""You could always give it to your dogs. That'd be a nice treat.""I wonder what AI would say about if you just plugged in AI to your story.""Story sucks, compares to Avatar.""I just paid for somebody to show up to my hotel that fucking then they had no skin in the game.""Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.""I'm a Rubik's Cube that I just peel the stickers off and just move them around sometimes.""Maybe you can see words, maybe your special""We can go as deep as you wanna go buddy""He's fucking using his jazz hands slide over to the fucking YouTube. He's got hands up on screen. That guys fucking dancing with his fingers."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP. 100 | Celebration, Crypto & A Scavenger hunt

    Congratulations on 100 episodes guys, can't wait for the next 100! This week the boys have a special guest appearance and reflect on their journey from episode 1 to now, with cake & nostalgia. We get the third chapter of the maple street saga as well as a fun quiz segment titled 'Your Words or Mine,' where they recall memorable quotes from previous episodes. Then the boys wrap the celebration up with a look into the value of their Funko collections. Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Celebrating Episode 100: A Milestone Journey(03:19) Drinks and Cake: The Perfect Pairing(12:18) Housekeeping Corner: Merch and Fun Words(14:57) Funko Collecting: Values and Insights(19:15) Voicemail from Big Frank: A Special Message(24:22) The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 3: The Cat on the Clocktower(30:17) Your Words Are Mine: A Fun Recap(39:36) A.I. Song of The Week "100 Episodes Strong"(43:00) Crypto Crisis: Is It Here to Stay?(51:20) Finding Value at 100: Funko Collectibles(53:48) Mystery Box Revelations(59:15) Fun Finds and Collectibles(01:05:00) Scavenger Hunts and Hidden Treasures(01:09:00) Sassy Fortunes and Lucky Numbers(01:10:00) Closing Thoughts -----Sound Bites-----"Like you mentioned, is episode 100. I mean, can you believe it? We made it to triple digits. What a milestone, my man.""You're gonna live for at least another two years.""Hundredth celebration Joshua and I got a little too tipsy. What can I say? You know, it's hard work out here being the cool guys we are.""Joshua, we've made it to the end of episode 100."Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to explore or need help with!"I mean, I'm a big fan of pork and beans. If it's brown sugary, if it's not, then skip it. I'm skipping that shit.""Joshua's triple fisting. My God. That is that's some Sean type level shit right there.""I don't ever move. I'm like, when you're young and you think that teachers only live in school, that's me right now on the internet.""I mean, did anybody want three avatars? Fuck no, we didn't. They get it stopped at one.""Big Frank buddy. Big Frank sending us some love from the underworld there. So, you know.""I mean, you douse anything with chocolate, you know, it could be the best thing in the world, you know?""I mean, so far, that's my winner. It's my winner because tomatoes are fruit. So you can have fruits and cake, right?""I mean, I do like to spray the inside of my anus with potpourri, you know, so make sense.""I tend to use the dried-out stuff last longer.""I mean, it's surprised it has surprised me and if you don't have the funko app yet and you are yourself getting into funko's I highly encourage you to get the funko app.""I mean, I don't have to describe the taste since we've already done all this but just to know for yeah for our triple digit episode, I'm triple fisting.""I mean, you know, what did yours cost? Fucking nothing? Theirs cost billions of dollars and a spot at Disneyland. Get the fuck out of here.""I mean, I don't know man a hundred episodes of this, and I feel like there's a there's a Disney man and there's an anti-Disney man, you know, like I don't know."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.99 | Captain Cucumber, Halloween & Mosquitoes

    This week the boys celebrate reaching episode 99 with a story about losing innocence. We get a continuation of the Maple Street story, Dumpster Dave is back, but this time with friends. Plus, do you know Toaster Boy and baloney Babe? What about Captain Cucumber or Quantum pigeon? You will today, Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introductions & Celebrating Episode 99 (02:37) Sipping & Sharing Drinks (03:59) Thoughts On Alcohol & Homelessness (07:19) Housekeeping & Updates (11:37) Car Troubles (16:56) Chat With Us Topics (18:20) Maple Street | Chapter 2 | Dumpster Dave's Revenge : Trashpocalypse Now (25:48) Exploring Uncommon Heroes(28:02) Toaster Boy(30:09) Baloney Babe(32:07) Captain Cucumber(34:53) Quantum Pigeon(36:29) Song Of The Week "Halloween Blues"(41:12) Nature's Villains: A Deep Dive (47:48) Fun Finds, Lucky Numbers & Looking Ahead to Episode 100-----Sound Bites-----"Brave mango, what a fucking name.""Is it cause mango makes you shit? Is that why it's like, you gotta be brave to drink it?""I shit myself once. Yeah, I learned my lesson.""Old fucking people just shit themselves.""I'm not shitting myself anytime soon. Knock it on wood though.""If you're listening to us and you're driving, look at that beautiful bird out there.""I've been talking about these Cali squeezes for the last like five episodes.""It's all about passion and it just when it your lips, it just...""I have a house made margarita just house margarita.""I've slowly fallen in love with the Imperial POG.""What if he's going around having now booze to homeless people with that?""I don't want to be the reason society is collapsing because you're giving away alcohol to people.""It's like losing your virginity for the first time, you know, you just lose that essence.""I was driving behind a truck full of gravel.""It was one of those moments where like I'm watching the rocks fall.""I probably would have fucking died.""I want to tell some spooky storytelling.""I want a ragtag team of characters.""Captain Cucumber has never charmed me so he's gonna have to charm somebody else.""Quantum Pigeon, this is pretty cool looking.""They're all plotting against you.""Don't let them know you know.""I don't always get bit by mosquitoes, but when I do it's aggressively annoying.""Mosquitoes are responsible for over 1 million deaths each year globally.""I think sharks are just doing what they're doing.""Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.98 | Maple Street, Dracula & Killers

    This week the boys share a spooky story titled 'The Howl of Maple Street'. They discuss unconventional superheroes in their 'Hero to Zero' segment and ask, could you empathize with Freddy or Dracula? Plus exploring the unsettling statistics of serial killers' birth months. All that & more, enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introduction & Personal Updates (01:28) Beverage Reviews & Sailor Jerry Flash(08:41) Housekeeping & Podcast Updates (15:09) Storytelling: The Howl Of Maple Street (20:00) Hero To Zero: Movie Discussions (20:17) Fantastic Four: A Mixed Bag (22:35) Heroes or Zeros: A Comic Book Discussion (31:02) Song Of The Week "Black Cat Magic"(34:56) Empathy & Monsters: A Philosophical Dive (36:46) Zodiacs of Violence: Real-Life Villains (42:02) The Psychology Behind Serial Killers(49:30) Happy Birthday Joshua!(50:28) Fun Finds & Closing Thoughts-----Sound Bites-----"Happy Birthday Joshua!""My big toe is all fucked up. Sorry. Excuse my language.""I didn't taste too much of the orange, but I tasted a whole lot of the blood.""I'm so full of stupid shit like this, dude.""Joshua is the person who will buy Windex for the flavor, you know.""It's called blue put it in my mouth I'm all over it.""The smudge stick was just the name of the sage, buddy.""I need to just see things in order to like fully interpret it.""I think I'm rolling with Freddie because people, I mean, you'll, what? Go ahead, go ahead. Get it out. Go ahead.""It's a SNIZZLE QUACK.""I mean, aren't most of us just six feet of skin anyways, just globing around in this universe?""I think I like the spirit in which he's able to attack his victims.""If you don't sleep, you die anyway. So it's a win-win if you join with Freddy.""I mean, you could send it to Mia and she can put it in the video.""I just had a birthday, man. You know, it's a trip man.""I know, right? The collector's edition behind that.""I mean, what's in your cup? It's part of it."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.97 | Bites, Merch & Gilmore

    This week the boys drop the first of three Fall merch sets! Two new shirts available now on SorryForTheDelay.live/merch! We then get a review of Happy Gilmore 2 and Sean shows off some of the food he tried at the Seattle Bite Festival. Joshua talks about cloud seeding and both of them declare the start of spooky season in August. All that & more, enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introduction & What's In Our Cups(07:12) Reviewing Happy Gilmore 2(14:19) Housekeeping & New Fall Merch Out Now!(18:30) The Introduction of 'Flumbuzle'(19:45) Chat With Us Topics(20:46) Exploring the Seattle Bite Festival(30:58) Transition to Cloud Seeding(36:22) The Haunting Season Begins(37:13) A.I Song For The Week "October Come's Alive"(40:26) Haunt's Start Now (41:00) Fantastic 4 Short Review(41:31) Spooky Season Starts Now!(42:33) Evolutionary Loops(49:00) YouTube's Policy on Faceless Channels(53:38) Fun Finds & Closing Thoughts-----Sound Bites-----"If you're living under a rock, supposedly there was supposed to be a tsunami that was gonna come through here that could have fucked some shit up, but we survived it.""Joshua, we can start however you want as you're the one who says we have no structure.""This is so hard to do. And so, they're so slippery. They're so slippery.""Sean's a connoisseur of drink, he really gets into all this shit. I'm just trying to sip.""That thing looks fucking, like got left behind on a fucking school bus. You know what I mean? That shit looks sad as fuck.""I think Sean missed his calling like being a bartender or something.""9.2 on an Adam Sandler Happy Gilmore 2 movie. That's ridiculous.""For rating out of 10, I would give it probably like a 9.2. It's not perfect. I mean, it's goofy.""God damn. A 9.2. You're giving this movie a 9.2? What is your peak cinema? What's a 10 to you as far as cinema goes?""Seed the motherfucking goddamn skies, baby. Seed them up, seed them up, put whatever you don't fuck it.""I did enjoy the new Happy Gilmore. I thought they were going to fuck it up.""So, you are saying that Happy Gilmore 2 is almost equivalent to a Guardians of the Galaxy for you?""Put mercury up there. don't give a shit. Fucking feed the fish. Fucking whatever you want.""Nah, fuck it. We're here for a short time, not a long time. Do whatever you want to the fucking clouds.""Hey buddy, come to my casting couch for a second right here. Take your feet up, kick your feet up right there on that black leather couch.""I think meaning is important. I think is what it is.""I think what it comes down to is I just think deeply sometimes and it's kind of annoying."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.96 | Trauma Tales

    Trigger Warning! This episode is all about Traumas. The boys give personal examples with detailed stories and touch on sensitive topics like Childhood violence, Death, and Bathroom emergencies. If any of these topics are difficult or upsetting for you, please feel free to skip ahead to 49 mins and 38 seconds. Otherwise enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introduction & Trigger Warning (01:24) What's In Our Cups (06:00) House Keeping, Last Week To BUY Summer Collection(06:33) New Fall Drop Aug. 5th, New Words(11:05) Juice Box Trauma: Childhood Experiences(12:49) Sean's Juicebox Trauma Story Number 1(18:11) Joshua's Juicebox Trauma Story Number 1(22:53) Sean's Juicebox Trauma Story Number 2(25:05) Joshua's Juicebox Trauma Story Number 2(29:48) Sean's Juicebox Trauma Story Number 3(33:42) Song Of The Week "Falling Free"(39:16) Sean's Adult Trauma Story Number 1(44:10) Joshua's Adult Trauma Story Number 1(46:45) Sean's Adult Trauma Story Number 2(49:38) Fun Finds & Closing Topics-----Sound Bites-----"What's more passionate about living in California and drinking something from Cali squeeze.""The doggo is back. Fucking got some more water wings, baby.""It's like a brunch fucking drink.""I just want to let you in. Sean didn't let me know we were talking about shit.""I used to just shit my pants on purpose to get new clothes.""Easiest way to get new underwear is to shit your pants.""I had a learning disability. I mean, I still don't, you know, have the greatest obviously reading from prompted shit.""I don't know if you were ever the kid in classroom that just always had the wrong answer.""I was abused by a fucking teacher who had no right to put their hands on me.""How do you heal a trauma the best? Do a little bit of drink and maybe a little bit of music."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.95 | Oddities, Blockbuster & Secrets

    This week the boys discuss their weekend adventures, including a visit to an oddity's expo and a trip to an Egyptian museum. Spooky. We get another round of Fire Away, 15 rapid-fire questions to get to know each other better. Plus, Prime Day. Is it dead? Sean talks about video nostalgia related to Blockbuster and a "Very" age-appropriate game. Finally, a debate on whether gills or wings would be the better mode of transportation. Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introductions (01:00) Weekend Adventures And Oddities Expo (02:40) Reflections On Egyptian Artifacts (05:03) Drinks Of The Week (09:03) Housekeeping Corner And Summer Collection (10:37) Words for the Algorithm (13:53) Chat With Us: Topics For The Week (15:18) Getting To Know Us: 15 Questions (16:46) Rapid Fire Questions: Getting To Know Joshua (22:28) Sean Takes The Hot Seat: Rapid Fire Questions (30:27) AI Song For The Week: "Peaches" (34:08) Is Prime Day Still Relevant? (36:42) The Evolution Of Marketing Strategies (39:08) Labubu Vs Lafufu (42:50) Nostalgia For Blockbuster And Movie Rentals (47:06) BMX Triple X (49:00) Movie Rentals Conversation Wrap Up (50:02) Gills vs. Wings: A Philosophical Debate (54:16) Closing Thoughts And Weekly Fun Finds -----Sound Bites-----"Let's bust out some fun finds for the week, my dude.""Look at little Gizmo with his flaming bow and arrow.""Oswald the lucky rabbit is the first official Mickey Mouse.""Buyer beware when you're shopping on eBay.""Have you ever been to an oddities expo?""The oddities expo is one of the coolest things you could possibly go to.""I had a chance to go to the Egyptian Museum in San Jose.""I feel like to get the real experience, you've got to go to Egypt.""The ocean is the most unexplored place on this planet.""I love Goonies. Hey, you guys!""What's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done? Probably shaved my head.""If your life was a genre, what would it be? Mysterious.""Have you ever had a foreign spork lodged into your anus?""Moon glade is the shimmering reflection of moonlight on water.""This will be the last week you can get the summer collection.""This is a peach ginger CBD infused drink.""I think I put way too much whiskey in there.""We love everybody who's been purchasing the merch and supporting the podcast.""Do you have any words you want to add to the algorithm?""Today happens to fall on World Brain Day."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.94 | Haunted Loops & Cider

    This week the boys jump into a spooky phenomenon surrounding haunted items, particularly, Labubu's. Joshua has a theory about Deja vu and the nature of time. Plus, an update on his ticket situation. We get a fascinating look at Earth's leap second, which would explain why Sean's clocks are always wrong. All that and more, Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introduction and Nighttime Vibes (00:56) Haunted Boo-Boos and Paranormal Activity (02:47) Beverage Choices: Bourbon and Cider (09:10) Workplace Pet Peeves (14:55) Housekeeping Corner and Merch Updates(18:00) Do You Even Wordle Bro?(19:00) Chat With Us Topics (19:36) Deja Vu: Signs of Right Path or Patterns? (26:00) Dreams and What Joshua Could've Been (30:40) AI Songs Back Story(32:06) AI Song Of The Week "Cider Disco Heat"(37:08) NPCs Without Feelings: Are We Programmed to Care? (42:14) Earth's Leap Seconds: Time and Reality (44:18) Conspiracy Theories on Earth's Rotation (46:35) Fun Finds and Celebrations (47:39) Joshua's Fun Find (49:22) Sean's Fun Find(50:25) Disneyland Quiz And Rant(52:00) Fortunes And Lucky Numbers(54:51) Courtroom Chronicles: The Ticket Saga (58:24) Closing Thoughts and Future Giveaways -----Sound Bites-----"I've yet to find scratches on my balls.""These things are supposed to be the new Annabelle.""Green tea is pretty potent.""It's been hot up here, Joshua.""This is the time when people fall in love with Seattle.""I want to know your three work pet peeves.""Lack of work ethic is probably one of my biggest pet peeves.""Why would you not pay attention to your dreams? Why would you not pay attention to the signs from somewhere or something coming at you? So, take it from me. If you have a bad ass dream""I'm not drinking drugs on cam here.""I was given a sign; I was given the numbers.""I did not go buy that lotto ticket.""What if time isn't linear, but it's secular?""Deja vu could be the moment where the loop overlaps.""Are we programmed to care, or is empathy a bug?""The Earth just spun a little faster than usual.""Could satellites be accelerating the rotation of the Earth?""I think deja vu means you're on the right path.""I believe in the multiverse.""Leaving your trash behind isn't something I should have to pick up.""Doing things repeatedly for no reason.""He did not show up"

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.93 | Billionaires, Bots & Heat

    This week the boys talk billionaire bunkers and what they would have inside theirs. Spoilers, Sean really likes mermaids and gold, while Joshua just wants to bring outside indoors. We get an odd theory about the relationship between humans and machines. Plus, some actual helpful tips for staying cool during the summer heat. Enjoy the Show!-----Visit Us-----Websitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Technical Difficulties and Podcast Vibes (01:14) Late Night Podcast Energy (02:40) Housekeeping Corner Updates (03:50) New Words For The List(07:40) Listener Engagement and Transparency (9:18) Drinks and Meet-Up Ideas (12:00) Take A Picture With Us (14:50) Episode 96 Warning (16:45) Chat With Us Topics(18:14) Machines and Humanity: A Delicate Balance (24:18) The Concept of a Billionaire's Bunker (28:34) Sean's Billionaire's Bunker (35:04) Joshua's Billionaire's Bunker(39:56) AI Song For The Week "Tea Cups & Parades"(44:30) Summer Heat Tips and Tricks (49:01) Fun Finds and Collectibles (57:54) Closing Thoughts -----Sound Bites-----"With the late-night pods in terms of topics or maybe we divert into a sexual encounter with a beast, you know?""Banana Cup""We're not actors. We, I never did theater.""It's refreshing and it's 11 o'clock at night""Water wings with the beautiful puppers""So you'd be OK with it. So, if anybody's on the streets out there and have seen Joshua on one of these YouTube videos or heard his voice on a podcast, take a picture with him""I just, don't know how to take compliments sometimes.""I'm gonna go too far. I'm saying it now.""Is it about the stocks? Is it about fires? Who knows?""One AI robot versus a hundred men. Who wins?""Everybody needs a billionaire's bunker""Gold is a very valuable metal""Two mermaids nude spitting water through their mouths into one another, just crossing, crossing the streams""Gold table. Again, modesty, modesty, right, modesty.""I probably bring it a little a few labooboos to rub up on""Bring the outside in is what I would do with my bunker""Eating his mushrooms and just like lying in bed completely nude""Stay thirsty.""They had snow Joshua, they had snow. They know what ice was.""Grand Theft Auto please send me a little scratch and sniff."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.92 | Summer Drinks & Nostalgia

    This week the boys discuss creative ice cream flavors like horse meat. Gross. We get a pet peeves rant related to Disneyland. Plus, gaming fatigue, and the concept of AI as a means to maintain connections with loved ones. They also share their fun finds where Joshua learns he was scammed. Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Websitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introduction and Episode Overview (00:45) Summer Vibes and Personal Updates (01:58) Drink of the Week: Summer's Kiss and New Ciders (07:10) Housekeeping Corner: Updates and Announcements (12:00) Creative Ice Cream Flavors Discussion (16:30) Pet Peeves: Disneyland and Digital Lines (22:38) Gaming Fatigue: The Changing Landscape (34:25) AI Song of the week "Level One"(38:55) My Forever Friend: The Concept of Digital Immortality (47:00) The Nature of Consciousness and Identity. AI on the Go.(48:11) AI and the Future of Communication (53:00) Fun Finds (53:53) Joshua's Fun Find?(55:24) Joshua Gets Scammed!(57:08) Sean's Real Fun Find(58:22) Final Thoughts: Wrapping Up the Episode -----Sound Bites-----"Are you happy like this?""Why don't I trust trees?"“Happy 4th of July”“Horse meat ice cream”"We're representing the brand, truly.""I didn't blow anything off yet."“Don’t blow your dicks off”"I think it'd be kind of fun."“Disneyland needs to get their shit together and recode all their fucking waiting in line shit”“I play different games”“What do you want from GTA 6”“Finger in my butt”“Fiber hurts”“What is that?!”“You're a fool, $60 for a rat?”

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.91 | The Worst Episode Ever

    Welcome to episode 91 of Sorry for the Delay! I'm your editor Mia! This week the boys are calling this their worst episode ever. They talk pet peeves, particularly the annoyance of people not staying in their lane while walking. Sean is not ready for the awakening of underwater volcanoes and challenges Joshuas disaster preparedness. We also get a heated debate on Disneyland not being the happiest place on earth. All that and Labibo's. Or is it Labubu? The boys talk their value. Enjoy The Show!-----Visit Us-----Websitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introduction and Technical Difficulties(00:42) Post-Celebration Reflections(03:05) What's in Our Cups?(06:47) Coke vs. Cider: A Sweet Debate(09:44) "Chat on Tap" & House Keeping(13:29) Pet Peeves: Staying in Your Lane(15:51) Navigating Social Etiquette in Public Spaces(17:52) The Underwater Volcano Awakening(27:25) AI Song of the week "Claws and Scales"(32:30) Remake Madness: Live Action Adaptations(37:28) Live-Action Remakes: A Double-Edged Sword(41:53) The Disneyland Debate(47:26) Trends and Collectibles: The Rise of Labiboo(52:53) Fun Finds and Final Thoughts: Wrapping Up the Episode-----Sound Bites-----"This is the worst episode ever.""I got whiskey, buddy.""I lost my pinky.""Chat on tap, that is great.""Worst episode ever.""Does this bother you?""The sleepy giant has woken up.""You're fucked. You're fucked.""It's one hard to keep up with.""It's just a big trend right now.""It's all a fucking game.""Not bad, not bad at all."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.90 | The 90th Episode Celebration

    This week Sean gives a Seattle Trip report that includes a story about meeting a local musician, Josiah Flores. We get a scary story of old people who believe they are talking to famous people, but it's actually AI. We also get a debate about the upcoming changes at Disneyland. Finally, a unique Lego set and a signed vinyl album. Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Merchhttps://www.sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.liveSpotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypodAlso Follow: Josiah Floreshttps://www.instagram.com/josiahyflores-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introduction and Episode Overview(03:57) Housekeeping and Merch Updates(11:13) Robots Among Us: AI and Reality(20:07) Real Connections vs. AI Interactions(22:30) Sean's Seattle Adventure(28:55) Unexpected Musical Encounters(29:18) Josiah Flores and The Rabbit Box(32:51) Sound Check Clip(33:25) Josiah Flores - Villain (Clip)(36:12) A.I Song of the Week "Slow Motion Roller Skates"(40:10) The Disneyland Conundrum(43:23) The Avatar Conundrum(49:14) The Strawberry Moon and Its Effects(54:10) Fun Finds and Closing Thoughts-----Sound Bites-----"When AI can touch you, we’re in trouble.""Give me a robot that does whatever I want.""Make real friends, share a piece of pizza.""Seattle was beautiful, even when sick.""Cruise season brought a lot of people.""Wine was delicious, but pricey.""We found a local artist in Seattle.""Sometimes social media isn't always bad.""I do not care for Avatar.""You got to get in there sooner than later.""You're right.""I made him."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.89

    This week Sean is under the weather, so Joshua unlocks a conspiracy theory about McDonald's ice cream machines. We get a vivid dream retelling involving music and missed connections. Plus, the unexpected origins of the chainsaw and the myth of cockroach milk. Gross. Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Merchhttps://sorryforthedelay.live/merchWebsitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introduction and Commitment to Podcasting(02:04) Home Remedies and Drinks of Choice (05:06) Housekeeping and Merch Launch Updates (08:12) Conspiracy Theory: McDonald's Ice Cream Machines (15:09) Go-To McDonald's Orders and Food Talk (16:06) Dreams and Connections (29:13) The Nature of Humanity and Extraterrestrial Life (38:14) Blueprints Beyond Earth (39:30) Exploring the Universe's Resources (43:52) The Chainsaw's Surprising Origin (44:59) Cockroach Milk: Myth or Reality? (48:06) The Future of Transportation: Robot Dogs (50:50) Fun Finds and Fortunes-----Sound Bites-----"I just liquor to kill the bad bacteria.""The website is fully open!""The machines do work!""Snitches get stitches!""I think you had a vision.""We should pay attention to these dreams.""We're the bullies among stars.""We could ruin the universe.""Nobody's good.""We already got microplastics in us.""Who doesn't want to ride a 15-foot dog?"

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.88 | The Merch Episode!

    This week the boys FINALLY launch their merch! (sorryforthedelay.live/merch)! It's all available now, come and see! Congrats guys! Now what about summer traditions from around the world, including wrestling octopus, dangerous cheese rolling competitions to unusual festivals such as Frozen Dead Guy Days and the Running of the Nudes. Plus, are jalapeño poppers and s'mores summertime foods? Finally, we get an update on Joshuas ticket fiasco. Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Websitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:38) Merch Madness: Episode 88 Unveiled (07:33) Housekeeping Corner: Announcing the Merchandise (13:37) Summer Traditions: Weird and Wonderful (16:33) Wrestling Octopuses: A Summer Sport? (18:28) Running of the Nudes: A Unique Tradition (20:46) Exploring Dangerous Adventures (22:10) Quirky Competitions: Cheese Rolling and More (23:43) Unusual Festivals: Frozen Dead Guy Days (25:44) Summer Traditions and Foods (37:35) AI Song of the Week: Bones and Bites (41:14) Microplastics and Society's Blame Game (43:04) The Influence of Microplastics (45:47) Courtroom Chronicles: The Ticket Saga (50:51) Preparing for the Second Trial (55:47) Fun Finds and Fortunes-----Sound Bites-----"This is the elixir of life""Covered in merch, baby!""It's delicious!""I learned a new word today!""Merchandise is available for purchase!""You can wrestle an octopus!""We could make an appearance!""I might be willing to do that.""I think I might go for that.""S'mores are sensational.""Watermelon is a nice summertime treat.""This is the merch episode.""Hot, because you can catch a cold."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.87

    This week the boys dive into their fears and phobias, with Sean failing to pronounce the full name of fears. Joshua shares an ocean story that will make you re-think taking a dip. It's also national Grape Day! Can you name purple foods? and have you ever seen how they make food commercials? Sean explains some weird facts about it. Plus, the bizarre concept of sperm racing. Yep, you heard that right. Here we go, enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Websitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introduction and Banter(11:55) Housekeeping and Updates(24:00) Exploring Fears and Phobias(27:38) The Color Purple: Food and Fun(39:14) Mind Control: The Subtle Influences Around Us(41:59) The Art of Food Advertising(44:00) Mind Control and Modern Advertising(46:10) Hypnosis and Stage Magic(48:26) The Concept of Sperm Racing(51:40) Fun Finds and Collectibles(56:47) Fortunes and Lucky Numbers-----Sound Bites-----"That is actually pretty freaking good.""We're about to find out.""This is a real phobia people do have.""I love cats. Give me a cat any day.""I don't know how to swim.""It's supposed to be fun everybody.""I think mind control is a real thing.""I don't want that image in my head.""I get that a lot from soda commercials.""It's an art form. It's fucking crazy.""I want to know where they live.""I would give you my flower, Joshua."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.86

    This week the boys are in self-advertising mode with talks about the website, SorryForTheDelay.live , along with finally showing off the upcoming merch and announce a new Summer Collection of shirts. Spoiler's, June drop. Joshua has a pet peeve about pet owners, and Sean turns them both into bees. Plus, what would you do with a Million dollars? Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Websitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Introduction and Beverage Choices(08:00) Pet Peeves and Responsible Pet Ownership(11:56) Topics of Discussion: Stuff Nobody Asked For(19:16) Nostalgia and Retro Technology(23:57) The Disposable Camera Adventure(26:36) Unusual Kitchen Gadgets(32:50) The Importance of Bees(40:55) Merch and Music Launch(44:53) Summer Vibes and Hair Flows(45:33) Innovation vs. Entertainment(48:20) National Be a Millionaire Day(52:11) Fun Finds and Fortunes-----Sound Bites-----"Let's fucking get it!""Drink responsibly!""It's getting weird!""Take a fat shit!""We're ready to release this shit!""It smells like shit!""What the fuck is a TV hat?""What the fuck?""I want to see these photos.""Bees communicate through dancing.""Honey never spoils.""No bees means no planet."

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    Sorry For The Delay | EP.85

    This week the boys navigate through a series of technical difficulties before diving into a light-hearted conversation about Mother's Day. What would Joshua look like as a leprechaun? Are we just all NPC's? plus, we get a Podcast first! Two AI songs in one episode, vote for your favorite in the description! Finally, did you know May is alien abduction awareness month? and are you rocking Crocs? So many questions, all of them answered, Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Websitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----(00:00) Technical Troubles and Podcast Beginnings(02:59) Housekeeping and Updates(06:02) Celebrating Mother's Day(08:59) Leprechaun Day and AI Images(12:01) Soap Rant and Hygiene Discussion(14:50) Main Topics Introduction(18:02) Post Mother's Day Reflections(21:41) Humor in Parenting(24:05) Acknowledging Mothers (28:00) Alien Abduction Awareness Month(32:35) The Alien Tinder Experience(41:50) NPC Universe Exploration(47:01) Exploring the Nature of Reality and Dreams(48:01) The Role of Personal Expression in Fashion(51:06) Understanding Identity Through Personal Items(58:10) Fun Finds and Collectibles(59:55) Fortunes and Lucky Numbers-----Sound Bites-----"Too much fucking troubleshooting.""It's so depressing.""Damn, my video is hella delayed.""I have another seltzer.""We do this thing called AI radio.""Happy Mother's Day!""I'd say you were always right.""Keep it simple.""Repress feelings like a champ.""People have gotten too soft.""Shout out to all the moms.""This was a value find.""This takes me back."

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Discretion is Subjective. We are just a simple podcast with small dreams of bright lights and happy faces. We start each episode with a look inside our cups, followed by a toast to whatever maybe going on this week. Sometimes we tell stories about our lives other times we rant about which Halloween candy is the best. All in the shortness of an hour, we hope to bring you some laughter, so please join us on our journey to the big times.

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