Southern Discomfort

Man, for real. Is anyone even reading this? Fuck you guys. I got shit to do and I'm sitting here listening to these motherfuckers talk a bunch of bullshit. Anyone trying to get a drink? We already killed the SoCo. Pretty sure the bar is still open. Imma need you to pick me up though.    So while I'm waiting on you, I have a story. Once upon a time, I was sitting here right now wishing that I didn't finish a bottle of SoCo. But, there was a glimmer of light. Some hope in the distance. There was a light. A neon light. And it said that Shiner Bock was only $2 a pint. I bought us 10 and we had an awesome time. The end. See you soon?