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EPISODE · Jul 31, 2013 · 22 MIN

Space Stationary

from Action Science Theatre · host Dan Bond

In space, no one can hear ice cream. But then no one can hear it on Earth either. Unless it’s being fed to a noisy child. So, I bet you were all wondering the same thing we were: what if Commander Hadfield had been, rather than a lovely man, a bit of a dick? Well, now’s your chance to find out. Come aboard the ISS (International Space Station for those out of the know) and find out what it’s like to live and work in space. Can the crew survive? Will anyone get naked? Will the visual jokes work in audio? Houston, we have a podcast… “…an endless stream of excruciating puns, allusions to space series of the past (addicts of Star Trek and Space 1999 might find the podcast especially nostalgic), with the odd fart joke thrown in for good measure…” Radio Drama Reviews Online Commander Masterton – Brian Macken Flight Engineer Louise Patterson – Mary Horan Flight Engineer Vanya Fuzyk – Holly Bathie Mission Control – Hannah Rackauskas Written by Dan Bond & Brian Macken Produced by Dan Booth Public domain recording of The Blue Danube Waltz courtesy of Public Domain Audio Video Some sound effects provided by Freesound.org

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In space, no one can hear ice cream. But then no one can hear it on Earth either. Unless it’s being fed to a noisy child. So, I bet you were all wondering the same thing we were: what if Commander Hadfield had been, rather than a lovely man, a bit of a dick? Well, now’s your chance to find out. Come aboard the ISS (International Space Station for those out of the know) and find out what it’s like to live and work in space. Can the crew survive? Will anyone get naked? Will the visual jokes work in audio? Houston, we have a podcast… “…an endless stream of excruciating puns, allusions to space series of the past (addicts of Star Trek and Space 1999 might find the podcast especially nostalgic), with the odd fart joke thrown in for good measure…” Radio Drama Reviews Online Commander Masterton – Brian Macken Flight Engineer Louise Patterson – Mary Horan Flight Engineer Vanya Fuzyk – Holly Bathie Mission Control – Hannah Rackauskas Written by Dan Bond & Brian Macken Produced by Dan Booth Public domain recording of The Blue Danube Waltz courtesy of Public Domain Audio Video Some sound effects provided by Freesound.org

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