Speaking Sideways

It was a night just like tonight, I got a visit from some dame who came knockin' on my door. She walked in on a pair of legs. She tells me that she's caught up in some no-good nonsense. I tells her she must be joking. So she starts going on about the latest episode of the Hook Cooks, about its intregue and mystery, like it's the cat's pajamas. I take me a minute, maybe longer, and pour myself another glass. It always goes well with the cheap smokes that I like to chew on when I'm bored. "Do sepia-toned noir rips like me get healthcare?" I say out loud- but the room's empty. Where even am I? I try to find a door, but there's no way out. I sit back down.Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by HoliznaMusic:'Closed Case' by Lofi Noir'Snowfall' by Scott Buckley'Le Soul Noir Jazz Ballad' by Freesound'Vintage' by Lofi Noir'Black Fingerprint' by Dylan Owen'Epic Dark Mysterious' by Nvevermvnd'Mysterious Psychological Horror Music' by DukkhaAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.