Hook Cooks

Come one, come all, into another episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast. In this episode, for your degustatory pleasure, we have crafted a country featuring a tasty helping of BONES. Get them gilded, get them magneted, get them Eaten. However you like em, we've got them! With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.MusicHoliznaCC0 - Sailing AwayCinematic Discovery - Desert DrumsGeorgio DiCampo - Pray & HopeFilmtones - Smooth Jazz Funky Sax Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feel the spirit flowing through you as you, lucky customer, get to experience Hook Cooks Continental Breakfast- a thing that happens whenever we get around to it. Tonight, we're serving only *you* with a tasty dish guaranteed to lift your mood and have you communing with nature~We take you to PsyTower-66, a tiny society build upon the ruins and bones of their predecessors, who were also built upon their predecessors, and so on and so forth, each a failed experiment to try to tame the dice-rolling, card-playing spirits of yore, all inexplicably mid-west America themed. Are you feelin' lucky? With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.MusicHoliznaCC0 - Sailing AwayUnited States National Anthem (The Star Spangled Banner) - The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum CorpsMysterious Dungeon - xDeviruchi Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come one, come all, to the greatest show in town, that's right, Hook Cooks Continental Breakfast is now grilling in your area! Get your eggshakes and your poached milk delivered fresh to the door of your majestic observatory!Welcome all to The Eye of Ozymandias, a land of sleeping adults and wide awake youth deftly woven together in a way that makes it definitely not weird! If you've ever looked up into the stars and thought there might be something looking back, then this episode may owe you a royalty check!With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.MusicHoliznaCC0 - Sailing AwayThe Light of the Silvery Moon by E's Jammy JamsThe Age of Wood by Savfk CelloThe Depths Mysterious by Kalvin Plaza Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come one, come all, to SEAWORLD*, Home of the Incredible Flaming Waterhole! Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for an episode of podcast guaranteed to get you from one place to another quicker than you can say "Monorail". *For legal purposes please note that any similarities to actual human theme-parks is purely coincidental. With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening track and Avery Alder for The Quiet YearMusic:Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0Sardana by Kevin MacLeodRosalie's Waltz by Accordion Violin ChoirHorror'ween Circus by Royalty Free Music Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for a bone-tingling, ghost-busting episode of Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show you love to feel sort of okay about. In this week's episode, we take a regular sized Dan Akroyd, some of our producers' mysterious 'enlarging pills', and a whole lot of ooky spooky goodness to prepare for you a country-sized feast, ripe for delectation!Special thanks to Holizna for our theme-song, Sailing Away, and Avery Alder for 'The Quiet Year'.Music:HoliznaCC0 - Sailing AwayKevin MacLeod - Classic Horror 1 Royalty Free MusicRachmaninov - The Isle of the Dead, Symphonic Poem Op. 29Alfred Schnittke - Sinfonia n.8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another very special episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show where we build a continent, one country at a time. In this week's stirring episode we answer such questions as 'Will Threepin ever graduate from bottling school?', 'Who left the dang lights on again?' and of course, 'What are those pesky elementals building?!' Join us as we delve into these questions and spend an inordinate amount of time trying to name this week's country.Thanks as always to HoliznaCC0 for our theme music, and to Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we have drawn great inspiration.Music: Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Music)Solo Violin Classical by Rafael KruxStorm - by AShamaluev Music Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Step on up for a breakfast brimming with power and politesse. Join the Hook Cooks as we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it into a country unlike any you've ever seen or heard of. Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your open mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this tasty treat of an episode!With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sailing Away, and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we drew great inspiration. Check out their stuff!Music:Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0Ancient Mystery by Eitan Epstein MusicMorning Mood by GriegOn Miami Shore by Fritz Kriesler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The most important meal of the day is about to be served, freshly cooked, farm-to-table, and straight into your waiting ears! Join the Hook Cooks as we take our zany style into the world of world-building! In Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it alchemy-like into a new country, with the goal of building out a wacky and wonderful continent over the course of our season. Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this appetizer of an episode!With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sailing Away and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we drew great inspiration. Check out their stuff!Music:Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0Gregorian Chant by KevinMacLeod (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICYH-bSLXms)Epic Inspiring Background Music by Music4VideoBroadcast and News Background Music by WaveLayers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knock knock! Who's there? Why, it's only the Hook Cooks, here to cross the proverbial threshold into a truly doorknob-rattling adventure! ... Look, please just... just let us in, it's raining, like really raining, and we need a place to keep our japes and tomfoolery free from the wet. Please just let us drip-dry in the foyer... we'll regale you with a door-based fable in exchange! Afterall, as the good book says, "Door unto others"! Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ Music from archive.org: The Don Baker Trio - "Poinciana" Esquivel And His Orchestra - "Poinciana" "Quintet No.3; Allegro Fugato; In Choral Style; Allegro Scherzando" - Alec Wilder and The New York Woodwind Quintet Sound effects sourced from freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There exists a magical time where the sunlight begins to die and the sky starts to darken, where all the mystical creatures of the world exist. The time when werewolves and vampires skulk, searching for fresh victims, themselves as well as each other. Also during that time, sometimes, you will find a dwarf riding on a steampunky kinda motorcycle. You may even find yourself listening to the dark and mystical podcast Hook Cooks. Tonight in the kitchen, imagine the boys weaving together a tale that is sure to suit the mood- the sensual thrumming of hot steel, spinning those hot wheels across a hot red rock. Could you even imagine?Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holiznahttps://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/Music:'Epic Chase' by MaxKoMusic'The Fairytale' by Vivek Abhishek'Liszt Liebestraum (Music Box)' by neuf music'Ghost riders in the sky' by Stan Jones'(Ghost) riders in the sky' cover by Henrique Furtado'Heavy Hardcore in the style of Thrown' by 'Abyssal' by Jacob LizotteAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On your marks, get set..... listen! To this!It's an awe-inspiring Olympic episode from the tippy-top of the podcasting podium, your pals - the Hook Cooks. Our kitchen is thrumming with Olympic spirit, and we simply can't wait to represent you all (in a nonsensical sport of our own invention). Get excited, because we'll be talking about juicing at the Olympics - wait, relax, it's only like 60% what you think it is. So, in honour of the games, the athletes and the Olympic torch itself - let's get cooking! Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ Music from archive.org:Henri Seroka - Selections from the album "Panoramic Sports Olympics" Raymond Guiot - "Grand Country Rhapsody" John Williams - "The House" Jo Basile - "Just A Gigolo" Jerry Murad's Harmonicats - "Harmonicat Jingle" Sound effects sourced from freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all wear masks throughout our lives- masks for bravery, masks to hide our pain, and sometimes masks made of the literal skin of a deity that we've cut down to silence those damn singing birds for once and for all. Whatever mask you choose to wear, make sure you wear it this evening while listening to the latest episode of the Hook Cooks! Along with our special guest for the evening, Chris Magilton from the audio drama podcast Among the Stars and Bones, the boys descend down a very dark staircase wearing velvety, violet robes stained with just a little bit of blood, and prepare themselves for one hell of a ritual! I wonder if we'll ever find out what's going down in this mysterious town.Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by HoliznaMusic:'Don't go in there' by Megan McDuffee'The Magical Tree Waltz' by The Seventh Midnight'90s TV' by Dar Golan'Warning Signs' by Benoit Vanhoffelen'Darker Streets' by Benoit Vanhoffelen'Gregorian Chant' by Kevin Macleod'Poltergeist' by Pyxel'Demonic Chorus Chant' by Procrastination Pictures'Hello My Baby' by The Slick Back BoysAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was a night just like tonight, I got a visit from some dame who came knockin' on my door. She walked in on a pair of legs. She tells me that she's caught up in some no-good nonsense. I tells her she must be joking. So she starts going on about the latest episode of the Hook Cooks, about its intregue and mystery, like it's the cat's pajamas. I take me a minute, maybe longer, and pour myself another glass. It always goes well with the cheap smokes that I like to chew on when I'm bored. "Do sepia-toned noir rips like me get healthcare?" I say out loud- but the room's empty. Where even am I? I try to find a door, but there's no way out. I sit back down.Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by HoliznaMusic:'Closed Case' by Lofi Noir'Snowfall' by Scott Buckley'Le Soul Noir Jazz Ballad' by Freesound'Vintage' by Lofi Noir'Black Fingerprint' by Dylan Owen'Epic Dark Mysterious' by Nvevermvnd'Mysterious Psychological Horror Music' by DukkhaAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well hello there, travellers. Our performance tonight features none other than Barry from the legendary movie-plot-predicting podcast Blockblunders, so strap yourselves in. Take a seat and let us serve you a delightfully heady brew to tantilize your brainbuds and let all your worries drift away. Take in the rich, toe-tapping and relaxing ambiance of the newest episode of the Hook Cooks as we take your coat and dim the lights. But be careful not to lose track of time, or who you are. We have no clocks here, but who needs them anyway? Why not just stay here and drink your cares away...Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by HoliznaMusic:'Elegant Classical' by Music 4 Video'Finger Snappin' Trio' by Blue Claw Jazz'Happy Feet (Fast Swing 4) by Søren Bebe'Berlin Cocktail Dinner for Two' by Smooth Dinner Jazz Ensemble'Passion' by Sappheiros'Descent into Madness' by Fluffy Dumplin'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background' by Best Old Music HitsAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They keep telling us about the benefits of various leafy greens, but have you ever stopped to think that said leafy greens may actually be brainwashing our world's richest into becoming worker ants for Outsiders?! Well on tonight's episode of Hook Cooks we expose who is hot to trot, and who's got the brain rot. Think about it.Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by HoliznaMusic:'Extraterrestrial' by jonathansegev'Prayers and Hope' by R.O. Tuppelstowe'The Wait' by Daniel H'Space Banjo' by Greg Gibson'Point Of No Return' by Alex Grohl'Ambient and Emotional Cinematic' by bdProductionsAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you hear that dripping? The constant droplets of water, falling square into the centre of your mind, endlessly? Even the largest mountains will eventually be worn down into dust by the ever-ongoing trickle of water. Now, what if that dripping were more drool like, and brackish? What if it were dripping from between two rows of teeth, and a pair of pale lips spread wide into a manic grin? Kinda gross, I'd imagine. But hey, at least they're having fun. Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by HoliznaMusic:'Dark Tension Rising' by Mattia Cupelli'Everything Combines Into One' by Ricky Music'Dissent' by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio'Dukkha' by Secession Studios'Intense Countdown Horror Trailer' by Victor WayneAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have *you* seen or heard any suspicious activites, such as being outside after the strict 7pm curfew? Do *you* know of any counterfeit Tweed manufacturers? Well, brave citizen, make your voice heard by listening to the newest episode of Hook Cooks! The brave and noble keepers of the peace on our glorious planet Earth are working round the clock to ensure that *you* remain safe from the dangers of free thinkers and liberated from your disruptive tendencies.Stay alert! Stay vigilant! Stay quiet!Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by HoliznaMusic:'Mystery' - Ctrl Alt Beat'Til Kingdom Come' - Secession Studios'News Intro Music' - Music 4 Video'Championship' - Music For Video Library'Filaments' - Scott Buckley'Imperium' - Talekeeper Music 'The Chase' - SoundRideMusic'Memories' - Eunoia'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background - Peder B. HellandAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever thought about how you're always between other things? Like how sometimes you're sitting between other people, and other times you're in between reading about and listening to the latest episode of Hook Cooks! Transitioning between things is quite interesting, like how we're all always slowly marching towards entropy. But this time, wizards are coming. Multiverse-traversing and incredibly jacked wizards. You've been warned, and now it's time to change. Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by HoliznaMusic:'Music for Uncovering Dark Mysteries' - Secession Studios'Generic 90s TV Music!' - George Streicher'Temple Background Music' - Audio Studio'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli'The Wizard' - Infinita08'Music for a Defeated Kingdom - Valor is Dead' - Seccession Studios'Eternity' - WhitesandAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"And the Oscar for Most Tom Hanks Mentions in a Single Episode of a Podcast goes to...The Tom Hanks Variety Hour featuring Tom Hanks!" Aw beans, we were so close! I know you're supposed to say it's an honour to be nominated, but Academy be damned - I think this episode of the Hook Cooks deserved to take out the fictional award I just invented. Check it out yourself today, and hey, maybe chuck us a sweet nom next year, we'll surely be back, BIGger and better!Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/Music from archive.org:Dick Collins & His Orchestra - The Winter Of My DiscontentFranz Schubert; Franz Liszt - Wanderer-FantasyPan-harmonic Music Society - Sailing Sailing Over the Bounding MainPan-harmonic Music Society - Set SailPaul Winter - Famous PirateSound effects sourced from freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For when you're in the mouda, reach for the newest episode from the guys in the Kitchen of Creativity! These three cheesy chaps are churning through space and whipping up rebellion, complete with nondescript hero/mentor goings on, within the leftovers of something resembling a Space War. It's finally time to give this universe something to go twisty about.Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holiznahttps://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ Music from archive.org:Bobby Christian & His Orchestra - The "Strings for a Space Age" Album (1962)["Midnight Sun", "Out of this world", "Blue star", "Out of nowhere", "How high is the moon", "The call (Theme from space)", "Count-Down", "Flight into orbit & empyrean", "The call", "Re-Entry", "Finale"]Music from freesound.orgBadwolf23 - "Spatial Audio"Sound effects sourced from freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aww shucks, we got one for the Moth-heads! That's right, Moth-enjoyers. Begin secreting your various pheremones - because the Hook Cooks are cooking up a story that you're gonna love! And hey, honestly, if you're just sort of OK with moths... or even if you downright dislike 'em... this one's for you too. How could so many mothy bases be covered by one (frankly excellent) podcast? Only one way to find out! Like a moth to a flame, be drawn into the inescapable allure of this Hook Cooks ep! FLUTTERFLUTTERFLUTTERTheme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.comMusic:'Summertime' - Booker T & The MG's'Paradise' - Guy Lombardo'Working In The Coal Mine' - Lee Dorsey 'The Saint' - Roland Shaw Orchestra'Sun lips' by Black Moth Super Rainbow'Industrial Heist' by Anton Shilo'underground smarts' by staRpauSe'Sleeping Giant' by Sirius'Solemn' by Ethan Watts'Journey to the Stars' by SavfkMusicAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lean back, relax your mind, exhale deeply, close both eyes, listen to the sounds of your body, feel the tension in your muscles, now close your other eye (the third one), feel yourself slipp- wait, do you still have *another* eye open? How are you still able to see me? Your forehead real estate is wild.Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.comMusic:'Neptune, The Mystic' - Gustav Holst 'Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra' - Britten 'Funiculi-Funicula' - Billy May and his Orchestra 'Penthouse Piano' - Jack Shaindlin'For Want of a Star' - Bobby Rosengarden'Hunting Knife→ Danger' - Neighborhood Cults'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli'Haul Away The Bowline' - De Wolfe Music Library'The Storm' - Greg Dombrowski'Three Sheets to the Wind' - Scott Buckley'Chowke tribal chant' - Michael Crespo'Tribal african jungle' - EITAN EPSTEIN MUSIC All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't bother tip-toeing around this episode- the hushed yet dulcet undertones of adventure, dripping from the silent, gaped maws of our hosts, snake inaudibly over still airwaves. But there is a light at the end of this tranquil tunnel- a musical light. A musical light wielded by a deaf subterranean creature. How, you ask? I don't know.Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.comMusic from archive.org: "Concerto in G Minor for Flute, Oboe and Bassoon, Allegro ma cantabile" - Philadelphia Woodwind Quintet "Drum Solo, Blues Theme From 'The Proper Time'" - Shelly Manne & His Men "Billy In The Lowground" - White Lightnin' "Namoon" - Maximilian Torsten "Toxic" - The SurfragettesAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'Twas the morning of Christmas, and all through the house, not a PC part was stirring, not even a mouse. The headphones were hung by the chimney with care,In hopes that a podcast ep soon would be there The listener and their crew were snug in their beds, while visions of Hook Cooks danced in their heads... And here it is! Our merriest, jolliest, jingliest episode yet! Pull up your stockings and rein in your deer, jingle your bells and throw pies at the Grinch. Wait.. that's not the Grinch.. WALT PSYCORP?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by HoliznaMusic:'Glistening Gifts (Slow Version)' by Fesiyan Studios'Pandemic' by Liam Seagrave'Beginning To End' by Hendyamps Studios'Hot Ice' by Infraction'Chase Scene Music 2' by Fesiyan Studios'Snowfall' by Scott BuckleyAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the indeterminate Southern fried chicken entrepreneur keep his herbs and spices a secret? What happens to the galaxy if the spice does not flow? How many spice-farmers does it take to start a revolution?Ahem. This episode of Hook Cooks asks some powerful and challenging questions of all of us, and is in no way affiliated with KFC. At least, not yet. Please direct all sponsorship offers to our usual email but any litigation to [email protected] - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ Music from archive.org: York Brothers - Kentucky Joe Costa w/ Howard Biggs' Orchestra - Kentucky Merle Travis - Kentucky Means Paradise Eddy Arnold - The Tennessee Plowboy and his Guitar - Roll Along Kentucky Moon Princeton Seminary Choir - O God of Earth and Altar Little Roy Lewis and The Lewis Family - Gospel Banjo Sound effects sourced from freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Effortlessly twirling his way through the kitchen of creativity this episode is a most sure-footed guest—the clever and courageous Dan Last of @DicePaperRole. Dan's taken a break from adventuring through the Feywild to join us in another jungle of the mind, one alive with birdsong and breakdancing. Throw on your leg-warmers, practice your plié, and don't forget to shake that tail-feather, you dancing bird you!Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.comMusic:'Balefire' by Scott Buckley'POLAR BEAR' by Alexandra Tsikina'Flamenco Music' by Liborio Conti'The Breakdance' by Stereo Nuts'Waltz medley' by Johann Strauss Jr'Rush E Speed Challenge' by Nicole Billow Choreography'Upbeat Funk Background' by Wavebeats Music'4AM (TECHNO)' by InfractionAll SFX is sourced from Freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes, yes, come, my child, into my Cottage and sit down on this lumpy pillow. Take that heavy coat off. Huff the thickly incensed air. In queso emergency, break that looking glass. Gaze into my crystal ball. What is it that I see in there? Why, it's the Hook Cooks off on another fantastical episode into their mind palaces, producing only the tastiest dishes, and they taste oh so Gouda. But quickly, my child, sup of their most tasteful essence Brie-fore they vanish backwards, or is it forwards, through time. This delight is laced with psychic energies, and revolving around none other than the inventer of Mouse himself!If you need it, the toilet is Gruyere.Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holiznahttps://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ Music from archive.org: Igor Stravinsky, Boston Symphony Orchestra, Pierre Monteux - Dance To The Glorified One Rare Bird - Turn It All Around University of Michigan Band - King Cotton Hugh Martin & Timothy Gray - Overture: High Spirits Ferde Grofé, The World's Fair Symphony Orchestra, Paul Lavalle - World's Fair Suite, National Ferde Grofé, The World's Fair Symphony Orchestra, Paul Lavalle - World's Fair Suite, Fun at the Fair Buddy Rich Big Band - Diabolus Sound effects sourced from freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, you wanna hear a secret about the so-called MOON LANDING? Buried deep in this totally normal episode of Hook Cooks is a story the government doesn't want you to know. They want you docile, content, at peace with your understanding of the world and the moon and how we 'supposedly' landed on it. Listen close everyone, say NAH to NASA, and wake up. The truth may shock you.Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holiznahttps://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ Music from archive.org:New York Minute - Reaktor ProductionsRed Skies - HoliznaClassic - HoliznaMoon Landing - SurakBoss Theme - SawsquarenoiseSpace Western Banjo - TiMBR ZEALSound effects sourced from freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up, my podheads?! It cha boi here, out the back of the kitchen, ready to fend off time-travelling warriors thirsty for my blood! Don't forget to SMASH that review button and subscribe for your chance to win a chance to defend me, equipped only with a taser, and let's see if we can get this channel to finally hit a billion listo's! Stay peaceful, Yeasties!Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/Music from archive.org:Enoch Light & The Brass Menagerie - Aquarius Thoinoit Arbeau, Telemann Society Orchestra - Band II The Ones - I Should Have Known Don & The Goodtimes - Make It Eddie Harris - Moon River Roland de Lassus, Prague Madrigal Singers - Mass For 5 Voices, In Die Tribulationis, BenedictusSound effects sourced from freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joining us this episode in the kitchen of creativity is the hilarious and talented—particularly with regard to pirate riddles—Bill Sunderland of @EscapeThisPodcast. Bill took a break from kidnapping guests and trapping them in escape rooms to help us pull off the high seas heist of the century. Ya best hoist the mainsails and batten down yer ears before ya listen to this one, ya salty sea-dog!Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/Music from archive.org:サラーム - 久保田早紀Devoid - DwellerLeroy Anderson - Pirate DanceBasement Big Band - Triple BShafbert Casino Jazz Group - Just A GigoloEddie Harris - Moon RiverLeon Fleisher & Leon Szell with The Cleveland Orchestra - Piano Concerto in A MinorEspana - Emmanuel ChabrierSound effects sourced from freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey kid, get over here. You got a couple ears, yeah? Drag that musicbox right where yer standin', slap on some Hook Cooks and get yourself educated. Here, in this place where we do business, we listen to tales of superheroes and magic powers, mobsters and sign language. If I hads me a cigar right now, I'd tip my hat to ya.Words is powers, excepts for whens it ain'ts.Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holiznahttps://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ Music from archive.org:New York Jazz Sextet - Giant StepsDuke Ellington - Chelsea BridgeArmando Trovaioli - Swinging LonelyThe Dave Brubeck Quartet - Winter BalladIcey Jaye - Icey (She's Bad) (New York Mix)Up With People - In New York CityFrans Jahger - La Lingva Por NiSound effects sourced from freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've got a new episode of Hook Cooks locked and loaded! Let's get all of the hard stuff out of the way first- What are your thoughts on the horrors of war? Has your government ever fired a missile at a blob in "self defence"? Are you sure that you're the good guys? I know at least one of the Cooks is, but not telling which one! Anyway, pick up that bandolier, throw on those headphones and help me carry this stretcher!Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holiznahttps://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ Music from archive.org:The Salvation Army New York Staff Band - Camp SwonekyBurke Phillips All-Star Concert Band - National Emblem MarchHamilton Streetcar - OvertureDanny Wagner & The Kindred Spirit - Bring It On Home To MeOxygenfad - Lost and wondering aroundSound effects sourced from freesound.org and archive.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joining us tonight in the Hook Cooks kitchen is the supremely talented and wonderful Nirali Somaia, animator and director of @ChocChipAnimation, who took a break from animating to guide us backwards (and forwards) through time. I know, we swore no more time travel episodes. We swore the only time we'd engage with time travel was to go back in time and tell us to not do any more time travel episodes. Well, we lied. Or... maybe we time-lied.Join us for an episode bursting at the seams with true love, murder, chocolate, and of course, sock.Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holiznahttps://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ Music from archive.org:Allegro Con Spirito - Sextet For Strings, Op. 70 (Souvenir De Florence)Astrophysics - Flamingo (Instrumental)Blue Dot Sessions - Lonely PubBlue System - Under My SkinDominoe - Here I AmDouble Dragon Neon - Shopkeeper's ThemeRaymond Scott and his New Orchestra - Huckleberry DuckVergine Bella - ArchiveViolent Femmes - Life Is An AdventureSpecial track:Sarah and the Macintosh - Carly Rae Jepsen "Run Away With Me" (NES)Please support at https://dndnk.bandcamp.com/track/carly-rae-jepsen-run-away-with-me-nesSound effects sourced from freesound.org and archive.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another exciting episode of Hook Cooks! How about a drink to get you started? We've got juice, we've got milk, we've got beer and bourbon and blue gatorade, and we've got water up to our ankles but whatever you do... don't drink the water. Why not? Our three cooks are fairly certain it's cursed. Or curdled? Sorry, this dusty hand-written note is stained to hell. And at the bottom it just says 'Send Help'.Listening counts as helping, doesn't it?Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holiznahttps://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ Music from archive.org:Cool Water - The Range Riders w/ Jim MalloyBy The Old Ohio Shore - Taylor TrioHOL'IM JOE - The Jamaican Calypsonians w/ Lord LebbyRobbie Basho - The Seal Of The Blue LotusMusic from freesound.org:Vocals from artist Katarina Rose (Check out their Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/womb_affliction)All additional sound effects sourced from freesound.org & archive.org. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Winter's chill got you feeling a little blue? Are the kids not coming to your concerts as often as they used to? Why not join us at the dive bar on the dark side of the moon for a live play of the newest episode of Hook Cooks! This one comes served with an appetiser: It is important for you to know that George Lucas named the music in Star Wars 'Jizz'. That is not a joke.Thank you to Holizna for our theme - "Sailing Away".And for the intro to this week's Plate-Up - "There Will Come A Time".https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ Music from archive.org:Coming In On A Wing And A Prayer - Joseph SpenceTamara Milashkina - Elizabeth's Aria From The Opera (Don Carlos - Act V)Dave Brubeck - FreezingWoody Herman and the First Herd - Summer SequenceBournemouth Symphony Orchestra - Air And DanceThe Roy-Cliffs - Smoke Gets In Your EyesThe Roy-Cliffs - TenderlyArt Blakey - Blues at TwilightMusic from freesound.org:Al Orange - Sevilla Street Brass BandAll additional sound effects sourced from freesound.org & archive.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a marvellous day at Lord’s Cricket Ground, and we’ve got a great game of test cricket ahead of us. Wait a minute, this isn’t the Ashes, it’s episode 28 of our storytelling and worldbuilding podcast Hook Cooks! Join the humble Halloween horrors of Spookington Falls as they attempt to reclaim the lost heritage of their ancient town. Steal our creations, build from them, or just enjoy the ride!Music from Freemusicarchive.org:Holizna - Sailing AwayHolizna - Cob WebsMusic from archive.org: Long, Long Day - Amos Milburn and his Aladdin Chickenshackers Stay Tuned for Terror 31 - The Bogey Man Will Get You Scary Music For Halloween 06 - Witches Brew Roger Norrington w/ London Philharmonic Orchestra & Choir perform "Rule Brittania!" Blue Blue Day - Don GibsonJim "Schony" Schoenfeld (NHL Buffalo Sabres Defenseman) – Live Performance (1973) Music from freesound.org: Mr Thenoronha - Classical Waltz Mister Bates - Spooky Halloween Yellowtree - '90s Smooth Funk Re1n0ld - 40 Second Heist All additional sound effects sourced from freesound.org & archive.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.