SPECIAL #1 - FOUR TWENTY

Special bonus extra perky episode about that righteous bush. ChatGPT’s lyrics to “Caught My Wife with My Weed Dealer” below. Bad song created by Jeremy at the end of the episode. And even worse singing by Jeremy, too. Typed into ChatGPT: Write a song called "Caught My Wife with My Weed Dealer" (Verse 1) I came home one evening, feeling so fine Ready for some relaxation, to ease my mind But as I walked through the door, my heart sank low Caught a sight that shocked me, a heavy blow (Chorus) Caught my wife with my weed dealer A sight that made my world feel much bleaker I never thought this would be the scene Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene (Verse 2) They were laughing and toking, like they were in love Sharing my stash, acting so brazen, so tough My mind was reeling, emotions so raw Couldn't believe what I saw, it was a flaw (Chorus) Caught my wife with my weed dealer A sight that made my world feel much bleaker I never thought this would be the scene Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene (Verse 3) I trusted them both, never saw it coming My heart was shattered, my world left humming I thought I knew them, inside and out But now I'm left with doubt, without a doubt (Bridge) I confronted them both, anger in my eyes They stuttered and stumbled, with weak alibis But the damage was done, the trust was lost My heart was broken, at a heavy, heavy cost (Chorus) Caught my wife with my weed dealer A sight that made my world feel much bleaker I never thought this would be the scene Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene