The Walls Have Ears

Hotel rear window-in’ Hitchcock-style and flutterin’ tongue muscles. Kick back and relax with us as we monitor a condo building through a hotel window in Downtown Portland, Maine. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠ and say hey!

Breakin’ lip wind and fartin’ around a back porch beach ‘partment in Florida. Kick back and relax with us as we fight the colossal wind and keep our private eyes peeled in the oldest town in the USA. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠ and say hey!

Casually breaking and entering cousin Jared’s apartment. Kick back and relax with us as we rifle through his shit, steal his booze, and report on the happenings around his highway-adjacent apartment. Stick around until the end to hear a sample of our throwback diss rap.  *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠ and say hey!

Rooftop parking garage loiterin’ and sputterin’ pure bullshit. Kick back and relax with us as we paint a ridic portrait of a Friday evening in downtown Durham, spot a bartending friend on a neighboring rooftop, and frantically get caught in a downpour. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠ and say hey!

Ashy porch vibin’ and spittin’ fire convo. Kick back and relax with us as we sidle on down to Brendan’s (literally) burnt house, noodle our way through its destruction and rebirth, and reminisce about the flames with the neighbor. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about walls painted with tasty gravy, revenge that smells like rotting shrimp, a blind man with impeccable aim, and even more mayhem. Later in the episode, Jeremy reads a news article about people who’ve lost all their senses (aka dead people). THEME: THE 5 SENSES Podcast introduced at 6:58. Theme introduced at 10:50. Stories begin at 14:30. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about expensive beds made of ice, a deadly cold rugby team, and even more mayhem. Later in the episode, Jeremy hosts a never-ending, insufferable Nextdoor trivia game. THEME: BITTER COLD EPISODE BREAKDOWN Podcast introduced at 04:16. Theme introduced at 13:22. Stories begin at 14:35. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about hippies living in trees, so-called “nail houses” in China, and even more mayhem. Later in the episode, Jeremy concocts two ChapGPT inspired segments—a rap song and children’s story—about homeowners standing their ground. Performed by our AI cloned voices once again! Children’s story song by AudioCoffee (freesound.org). Recorded at Queeny's Podcast Studio: www.queenysdurham.com/podcasts THEME: NEVER SURRENDER EPISODE BREAKDOWN Hannah introduces podcast at 00:39. Hannah introduces theme at 08:48. Hannah begins stories at 13:00. Hannah ends stories at 46:30. Jeremy starts segment at 48:18. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about homes made of moon dust, shooting stars comprised of space station dookie, and even more mayhem.  Later in the episode, Jeremy brings us a futuristic and frightening segment where he unveils our deepest inner monologues using voice cloning technology. EPISODE BREAKDOWN -Hannah introduces podcast at 00:37. -Hannah introduces theme at 10:19. -Hannah begins stories at 13:36. -Hannah ends stories at 45:45. -Jeremy starts segment at 46:59. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected] and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about modern mole people monarchies, Turkey’s ancient underground chambers, and even more mayhem.  Later in the episode, Jeremy dives into the podcast’s analytics in a segment called “The Walls Got Stats.” Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected] and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about geriatric sexcapades in Florida, golf cart DUIs, and even more mayhem.  Later in the episode, Jeremy hosts our classic Nextdoor Q&A game show. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected] and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about unauthorized smut flicks, Pornhub owner’s burned mansion, and even more mayhem.  Later in the episode, special guest Cousin Jared joins us as Jeremy hosts a collaborative game about the glorious porn stars of Property Sex.  Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected] and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about wall rats, attic bats, and even more mayhem.  Later in the episode, Jeremy wonders “Who the Hell is Listening?” Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected] and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about selling your soul to a haunted house, chopped up families, and even more mayhem.  Later in the episode, Jeremy gives a gruesome twist on a Zillow listing. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected] and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about Snoop Dogg’s cyberspace mansion, the virtual real estate boom, and even more mayhem.  Later in the episode, Brendan reads a ChatGPT story about Freddy Krueger- your friendly neighborhood landlord. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected] and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about a murderous hog man, botched sex zombies, and even more mayhem.  Later in the episode, Jeremy hosts a Q+A game based on Nextdoor stories. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected] and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about spiteful divorcées living within earshot, maniacal partners burning couches, petty boyfriends cutting cars, and even more mayhem.  Later in the episode, Jeremy reads a cease and desist letter to The Property Management Brothers, a landscaping company in Texas. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected] and say hey!

Cemetery squattin’ and shit jabberin’. Kick back and relax with us as we post up in a neighborhood graveyard and stir up some scuttlebutt.  *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Backyard boat chillin’ and shit babblin’. Kick back and relax with us as we voyage on the high trees and dish the dirt. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Stoop life leanin’ and shit spoutin’. Kick back and relax with us on our Dad’s stoop in Boston while we spill some neighborhood beans. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Lake dock hangin’ and shit mumblin’. Kick back and relax with us doin' lake life while we spread some neighborhood juice. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Side porch loungin’ and shit spewin’. Kick back and relax with us on Hannah and Jeremy’s porch while we spread some neighborhood tea. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Porch sittin’ and shit talkin’. Kick back and relax with us on Brendan’s porch while we spread some neighborhood gossip. *This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content* Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about the mildly high club, #VanLife horror stories,  and even more mayhem.  Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about hotel killin’, motel livin’, and even more temporary-housing mayhem.  Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about Twinkie’s new playhouse, poolside orgy outbreaks, and even more mayhem.  Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Special bonus extra perky episode about that righteous bush. ChatGPT’s lyrics to “Caught My Wife with My Weed Dealer” below. Bad song created by Jeremy at the end of the episode. And even worse singing by Jeremy, too. Typed into ChatGPT: Write a song called "Caught My Wife with My Weed Dealer" (Verse 1) I came home one evening, feeling so fine Ready for some relaxation, to ease my mind But as I walked through the door, my heart sank low Caught a sight that shocked me, a heavy blow (Chorus) Caught my wife with my weed dealer A sight that made my world feel much bleaker I never thought this would be the scene Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene (Verse 2) They were laughing and toking, like they were in love Sharing my stash, acting so brazen, so tough My mind was reeling, emotions so raw Couldn't believe what I saw, it was a flaw (Chorus) Caught my wife with my weed dealer A sight that made my world feel much bleaker I never thought this would be the scene Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene (Verse 3) I trusted them both, never saw it coming My heart was shattered, my world left humming I thought I knew them, inside and out But now I'm left with doubt, without a doubt (Bridge) I confronted them both, anger in my eyes They stuttered and stumbled, with weak alibis But the damage was done, the trust was lost My heart was broken, at a heavy, heavy cost (Chorus) Caught my wife with my weed dealer A sight that made my world feel much bleaker I never thought this would be the scene Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene

Gittin’ giggly about treehouse cannibals, a 27-year camping trip, and even more mayhem.  Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about toking up at the White house, Nancy Reagan’s surprise crush, and even more mayhem.  Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about Christian landlords, apartment Wiccan rituals, and even more mayhem.  Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about seven sexy singles living in a mansion, a house jam-packed with guidos, and even more mayhem. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about the world ending, Russian bunker cults, and even more mayhem. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about a neighborly man-child and his mannequin, a cowboy alleyway standoff, and even more mayhem. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about drug smuggling children, endangered species endangering rich kids, and even more mayhem. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about clothing optional boat rides, party mansions, and even more mayhem. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about a tub’s furry surprise, a toilet’s dark secret, and even more mayhem. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about Disney’s own feral Florida man, a homeowner’s suspicious backyard digging, and even more mayhem. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about ice cold heads, missing torsos, and even more mayhem. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about vengeful landlords, vengeful tenants, and even more (vengeful) mayhem. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about a landlord being attacked with an unlikely weapon, hiring a one-man eviction team on the cheap, and even more mayhem. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about soup people, gangrene-eating maggots, and even more mayhem. Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ and say hey!

Gittin’ giggly about the hazing rituals at a Nazi-esque frat house, undergrads and their bloody Christmas surprise, and even more mayhem. Email us at [email protected] and tell us your horror stories!

Gittin’ giggly about a squatting scam artist murdering his own kin, a squatter named Drew dressed in drag, and even more mayhem. Email us at [email protected] and tell us your horror stories!

Gittin’ giggly about a junky tenant throwing heroin ragers, a geriatric tenant wielding knives at a school playground, and even more mayhem. Email us at [email protected] and tell us your horror stories!