Speed came to the Bay

This week, the gang is invoking the name of the Tacoma toucher, discussing Speed's antics in the Bay Area, hating on tech and finance bros (a classic), monetizing every aspect of their lives, and finding Taco Bell hot sauce in random places ..(Episode 13)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:16 Welcome back to off the cuff 00:00:48 Straitorade 00:02:05 Raw Milk and Heavy Water 00:03:06 Accidental Froyo 00:03:39 Frank is a Hater 00:04:57 Never Bad, Always Good 00:05:25 Culturally White 00:06:41 We should stop drinking 00:07:24 (Frank) is homophobic 00:07:50 The hater episode 00:09:05 We went 9 minutes without a 'crust' reference 00:09:25 America NEEDS bidets 00:10:38 Not the toucher 00:11:38 Not all teachers 00:13:27 Speaking of pens 00:13:47 Bouncin' on it 00:15:44 The necessary grind 00:17:37 You should monetize every aspect of your life 00:19:34 We're all naked right now 00:20:50 Chick-fil-a Hater 00:21:46 "Toucher" 00:22:15 The Tacoma Toucher 00:23:10 Matan on Boogie2988 00:24:58 Work Stories 00:26:10 Frank doesn't read, even children's books 00:26:21 East coast BEAST coast 00:27:02 Florida is not the east coast 00:28:34 Always on the phone 00:29:34 Florida really isn't the east coast 00:30:06 Is San Jose the Bay 00:31:02 "The City" 00:32:28 Don't go to Merced 00:33:29 I'm not calling it "Cal" 00:34:34 Speed came to the bay 00:36:42 Frank is self conscious 00:37:50 Speed in the Tenderloin 00:40:11 Get your Omega-3's 00:40:22 What are Omega Males 00:42:24 Silicon Valley vs "The Bay" 00:43:17 Gentrified Restaurants 00:44:41 Explaining Late Stage C-Word with MMOs 00:47:00 Why do we have to Monetize art? 00:48:12 We need to consolidate to 1 supervillain 00:50:38 "Assassination Coordinates" 00:51:06 The Tylenol thing 00:52:01 Roller Coasters vs Trains 00:52:43 The hot-link airplane idea 00:54:16 $1 Billion to Taco Bell 00:54:56 Guys who "go homeless" for the year 00:55:40 Wyoming 00:56:20 Jake is an insomniac 00:57:15 Milk, Raw 00:58:56 Didn't Elon give up all his material posessions? 00:59:46 Elon's compound reality show 01:03:16 McDonald's Trump sauce 01:03:54 EA 01:06:34 We lost Doug Bowser 01:09:06 Wii U 01:11:34 NES Repair 01:12:28 JUST MAKE OLD CONSOLES AGAIN 01:14:01 Hairline check 01:14:37 Welcome back to the baldcast 01:15:11 Getting into Jerma late 01:16:14 Frank is a true degenerate