Off the Cuff

This week, the gang is discussing the end of Shakespeare, inventing new methods to win the hearts of women, falling for the geek bar hype, and describing the troubles of Ryan Air.. could it get any better?(Episode 36)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offt.hecuffTwitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/offt.hecuff/Chapters:00:00 Intro00:14 ChatGPT made him break up with his girlfriend 01:50 Took too much 02:57 Joshua Block 03:22 Tyler1 04:00 The Erobb strat to getting Women 05:28 Pissing is Cringe 07:52 Pooping on I.S.S. 08:27 Jake keeps coming up with the worst hypotheticals 09:21 Alex tops Jake 12:08 We're in the market to buy Iranian Drones 13:01 Reagan's Star Wars 14:16 The succession raft 15:57 But what if it was Baby Shakespeare 20:13 Did people think Shakespeare was gay? 22:25 Frank tries to remember Othello 23:30 We are suffering from a media literacy crisis (Jake is tired) 23:38 It's NVIDIA cringe week and we're not happy 24:37 Alex hijacked a bus 26:43 No bus drivers don't piss 27:36 Guy doing sexo to distract from the fact the plane is going down 30:31 Ryan Air 32:15 Red Bull Ranking 33:46 Shakespeare should've gotten on stimulants 35:31 Aristotle on Galaxy Gas 36:12 Alex falls for the propaganda of "Big Geek Bar" 38:05 Never buy your ex's furniture 41:10 How to be the worst roommate possible 45:19 The prophecy 46:13 Hank Hill

This week, the gang is getting their gaslighting K/Ds up, trying to figure out if it's even possible to peak in high school, bullying the GameStop clientele, and coming up with the worst hypothetical known to man.. could it get any better?(Episode 35)Chapters:00:00 Intro 00:19 Mr. Gorbachev 01:07 The Ol' flash games 01:41 Domo 03:01 The guy from Phineas and Ferb who goes "angyangyangyangyang" 03:53 If I was a GameStop employee 04:53 But when do it flew 08:04 How do you peak in High School? 10:52 High School Beef 13:59 Locking TF in 15:14 Our High School burnt down 17:15 Teachers who would've loved AI 18:15 The Ol' JP Pipeline 19:48 Would you punch yourself now as yourself in 10 years? 21:36 Italiaphobia 24:27 The worst thing Frank ever did 25:57 Citrus Freak 27:01 Gaslighting K/D 27:57 Gassing up the homies 29:18 Somehow gaslighting yourself 31:23 Jake rips a piss 32:24 Trying to deal Jake in 35:29 Was it laminar? 36:14 The Giraffe Pill 37:25 The Tide Pods 37:54 Fake vomiting 38:24 Okay maybe real vomiting 39:26 "I left my phone in your car" 41:39 "I watch burnt peanut" == "I love Isreal" 42:32 Wait, Hasan shocks his dog? 43:40 Jake's Crazy Hypothetical

This week, the gang is spilling the details on jury duty, finding a village wife in the Philippines, discovering peptides, and making fun of Frank for having bad teeth ..could it get any better?(Episode 34)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offt.hecuffTwitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/offt.hecuff/Chapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:04 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:31 Discord GIFs search has failed us 00:02:14 FRANK IS OUT OF JURY DUTY 00:03:58 Fighting with Lawyers about capitalism 00:08:00 Baddies are anti-capitalist 00:09:52 Spilling the deats on the case 00:11:41 Heating Lawyer Rivalry 00:13:03 What if she got $15m 00:17:06 Alex is Jury-Dodging 00:17:48 Finding a Village Wife in the Philippines 00:18:56 "Waymo" 00:19:58 The House and Waymo are going to the Philippines 00:21:08 Waymo's car accident 00:23:44 Waymo's second car accident 00:25:38 Brown goes in, Brown comes out 00:28:29 Hard album covers 00:29:06 Peptides 00:31:39 The world's worst idea 00:31:52 The world's minecraft chat 00:34:04 Every game is OSU 00:35:22 We hate Alex I guess 00:36:00 Anti-Yawning measures 00:37:38 Alex didn't sleep 00:38:54 Netanyahenuinely 00:39:22 The great Yahu 00:39:35 Overwolf 00:40:22 Alex is spittin' here 00:41:23 Waze is spyware 00:41:54 Apple Maps is the worst one 00:43:02 We're the Costco Boys... glory to the Ayatollah 00:44:24 Throb Marley 00:45:04 We're never having kids 00:47:00 Showing our true colors at trivia 00:48:13 Bill Yards 00:50:28 Get the Hummus 00:51:01 Brush yo teeth, man! 00:57:00 Frank can dish it but he can't take it 00:57:41 Monk Mode 00:58:53 DO NOT GOON IN MONK MODE 01:00:03 The unabomber

This week, the gang is talking about superliminal, artists and the meaning of their work, missing episodes, and why Frank struggles to play D&D ..could it get any better?(Episode 32)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro 00:17 Welcome Back to Off the Cuff 01:01 Should we make a patreon? 01:51 Superliminal 02:52 Jake's always on the phone 03:18 Back to Superliminal 05:06 Frank struggles to pay attention during D&D 06:11 J*zz piano, J*zz music 08:30 Frank hate's developer commentary 13:58 Fantano's got a comp 15:32 The bridge analogy 19:07 We forced Jake to do a Solo ep 22:07 The missing episode 24:52 The Airhorn episode

This week, the gang is jestermaxxing, eating too many hot wings, forcing Jake to go to therapy, being real poopers, and accidentally copying The Yard bar-for-bar..could it get any better?It's a shortie this week. We recorded this on the 9th, before the Yard episode came out. Don't get mad when jestergooners got the same thoughts, okay.(Episode 31)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro 00:23 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:44 Jake's Back 01:36 Real Poopers 07:44 Jestermaxxing 09:09 I SWEAR WE'RE NOT COPYING THE YARD WE RECORDED THIS BEFORE IT CAME OUT 09:54 "fOIDS" 11:07 SMV 11:38 Showermaxxing 12:23 The world's worst hypothetical 13:31 Doing what the Yard never did 15:38 Topgolf backwalls 16:36 I ran out of dih 18:28 CP the big game 20:16 Betting on the game 20:58 Alex starts sweating 21:45 Jake is all alone 22:06 Oogie is still racist 22:52 The Wingathon 23:37 Effects of the Wingathon 25:11 The Aimen Solo Ep 26:06 Jake's therapy sesh 31:17 Cohost Appreciation day

This week, the gang is swapping Jake for Oogie Boogie, getting crass, discussing the memes of past, if they're funny or not, lamenting the big game being in our backyard, going to sober camps, and getting unc.. could it get any better?(Episode 30)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:43 Oogie Boogie is here everyone! 00:01:13 Jake Icky 00:01:51 Grilling Oogie 00:02:00 We had to cut Oogie's mic 00:02:32 We're old for our Twenties 00:03:22 Squeaky Weekie 00:04:11 We will eventually smoke cigs 00:05:12 Sending us to the Sober Camps 00:06:08 Frank's TikTok Day Ones 00:08:47 Finger-banging at the Sober Camp 00:10:42 Oogie is crass, okay 00:11:28 The big game is in our backyard 00:12:40 Hawks vs Patriots baby this America's game 00:13:51 Frank... Feet...??? 00:14:42 Guy who crashes out over the Seahawks 00:15:21 It's like... the name of Travis Scott song 00:16:08 The Freakbobs are coming out 00:17:17 Footie Scran 00:18:59 AI is over, man 00:19:47 What would you drop-ship? 00:21:06 The rant about the YouTube Brands we hate 00:23:03 Cigarettes bring us together 00:24:21 You should give us brand deals 00:25:06 Sketch 00:25:53 When's Alex playing Arc Raiders 00:27:09 Baiting AI bros as an art major 00:29:43 r/Stonks 00:30:42 Was Skibidi a good meme 00:31:30 Frank don't like "Sussy Baka" 00:34:07 2016 and The Vlogs 00:35:20 Post Irony 00:36:13 Your Mom vs Yo Momma 00:37:13 Dissecting the corporatization of Skibidi 00:38:43 We're Unc 00:39:57 SFM 00:40:31 Alex is a GMod enjoyer 00:42:10 Are new cartoons worse than old ones? 00:45:35 The SJ Tech Museum 00:47:06 Filisophical Frank 00:48:29 Nostalgia for things before you were born 00:50:24 Would we enjoy the 2010s now? 00:51:26 2016 Nostalgia 00:52:17 Frank don't like YTP 00:57:23 MLG Memes 00:59:05 Paulstretch memes 01:00:35 Frank doesn't know Loss or the Scatman 01:02:22 "The game"

This week, the gang is stuck in Jury Duty, dropping comps, arguing against showering for some reason, hating on Moist Critical, taking jokes seriously, and discussing the Iowa state Frat situation.. could it get any better?(Episode 33)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:32 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:03 Oogie is on Timeout 00:02:12 Jake's fired, we have no HR dept. 00:04:20 Making a Discord server for yourself is insane 00:05:33 Frank is with the phone and Jake is super bored 00:05:51 Peer pressure 00:06:17 Your secrets are not safe with us 00:07:31 We have constant communication problems 00:08:30 Jake is now a second class citizen 00:09:36 Frank fumbled a girl at Jury Duty 00:12:30 Iowa State Frat 00:19:28 Summoning Salt 00:21:22 Moist Critical hate 00:24:11 $30k a month and we drop the comp. 00:25:36 Should we start a WikiFeet? 00:26:15 The argument against showering 00:29:10 Dior Sauvage Hate 00:30:47 Are we gay or european? 00:33:01 Getting the wind knocked out of you TikToks 00:33:44 TikTok v Reels turf war 00:35:22 Our mixer is tripping out 00:37:43 Gifs or Images not Videos 00:41:22 Liberals who take the bit too seriously 00:41:40 The modern day deadly sins 00:43:57 Frank doesn't listen to the music in video games 00:45:24 Jake freaked out at work 00:45:35 PHub in the courtroom 00:49:51 ADHD Moment 00:50:21 Jake is Eczema'd up 00:52:54 "Goonbait" straight to jail 00:53:50 Jestermaxxing 00:54:49 There's still a guy in the Mixer 00:55:42 Beeple 00:56:51 Jake stim moment 00:57:01 Being hammered on a Jury 00:58:25 FNAF, but if I was there 01:00:21 Your car is a guy on Saliva 01:02:22 The US political structure is designed to fail 01:03:38 Progressive who doesn't know it's a joke

This week, the gang is checking out the RoundUp, fighting dishwashers, discussing the pressure of it, dunking on Catan, and evaluating "Lowkirk" ..could it get any better?(Episode 29)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:05 The yearly RoundUp! 00:00:43 Frank needs a T break 00:03:59 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:04:27 Is this 3005 or Carti? 00:05:21 Frank's weekly crashout 00:06:39 How to get through online classes 00:08:19 Battle of the brains 00:09:21 What are we drinking today? 00:10:47 This is the Yawning episode 00:11:46 RAID 00:12:13 Better than Atomic Habits 00:14:09 Locked in or Geeked 00:15:19 Frank fights dishwashers 00:18:10 Guy whos never used the dishwasher before 00:19:40 Front page watchers rejoice 00:20:49 Alex replacement theory 00:21:29 Why are we drinking RoundUp? 00:22:09 I ain't never putting down the cup 00:22:20 We're washed and were not even 25 00:23:20 Rage Cage 00:25:00 Chasing ping pong balls 00:25:46 Kegels for the balls 00:26:32 Laminar Gang 00:28:19 PSI of Piss 00:31:20 Garage Science 00:32:47 Bennihana 00:35:11 The egg thing 00:37:51 Go-to drinks 00:38:55 RoundUp has no Uncorking fee 00:39:17 The RoundUp is burning my skin 00:39:43 Itchy Stomach 00:40:06 Help My doctor is trying to mummify me 00:41:16 The White Pharaoh 00:43:24 Jake misremembers a humble bundle 00:44:03 Is Civ just Catan? 00:45:20 Yeah it burns a bit 00:45:40 The Jupiter Hole 00:47:10 Favorite planets 00:47:40 Alex learns about Flush Five builds 00:48:42 San Jose Man, Big dreams, lil dih 00:49:33 Elon's world record 00:50:42 Lacari 00:53:36 He Vaushed Himself 00:55:09 Grok needs a true lobotomy 00:56:10 The day he wanted to hear 00:57:13 Grok...... 00:58:21 Why are married men so... 00:59:48 The Instagram Friends Feed 01:01:00 Faith ordway on the racism app 01:02:08 Double brainrot 01:03:07 All hail the Ayatollah 01:03:47 The 'thank yous' 01:06:09 Teaching coworkers slang 01:07:12 Finding out the news from meme culture 01:07:46 Lowkirk 01:09:08 Frank has a thought 01:09:58 Using the brain blast 01:10:56 Using Grok to generate family photos

This week, the gang is smashing faces, making Instagram Reels for Babies, getting addicted to and crashing out over Arc Raiders, Smuggling rocks onto planes, and debating AI bros... could it get any better?(Episode 28)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:51 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:52 Generational Frank Arc Raiders Crashout 00:09:41 We are genuinely addicted to Arc Raiders 00:12:15 Frank got a Trojan 00:14:22 Should we start gambling 00:17:15 Face-smashing 00:18:39 Alex the insomniac 00:19:40 How to fall asleep quickly 00:20:26 Frank forgot he had a concussion 00:23:11 Figure out why Frank gets headaches 00:27:44 Do you really need to drink water? 00:29:14 Alex went to Bend 00:30:29 iPad Nephews 00:31:30 IG Reels for Babies 00:32:58 Cat who's addicted to IG reels 00:34:02 We need to bring back bullying to lower screentime 00:35:00 We were screen addicts as babies 00:36:03 Dogs love Alex's nuts 00:36:33 Rock Hounding 00:38:19 Smuggling Rocks 00:39:56 The Pablo Escobar of Quartz 00:43:10 Frank don't check bags 00:43:48 Alex... likes rocks 00:44:31 United Airlines Scorpion 00:45:44 Green Mambas 00:46:12 GOOP on the brain 00:46:36 Just recycle all the weapons when you lose 00:48:15 The return of Counter Strike Frank 00:50:28 Alex should not get Arc Raiders 00:50:54 The Jillow 00:51:57 Marker 31 00:53:59 We're getting old 00:54:47 Frank's T-breaks 00:55:44 Going Non-verbal at the function 00:57:17 Never had a wet dream 00:58:13 6'2" feminist 00:59:00 Bingington 01:01:29 The blackrock of condoms 01:03:03 Getting out of Jury Duty 01:04:18 AI Bro in Jail 01:05:49 The Oregon AI bros are different 01:18:42 AI will end the world 01:22:26 Hangover is not a measure of alcohol 01:23:11 Livetweeting the debate

Skip the first 20 minutes if you don't like gross stuff - FrankThis week, the gang is all back together, hating waffles, discussing the demons they've fought along the way, remembering 2016 YouTube, appeasing the gamers, and trying to beat world records.. could it get any better?(Episode 27)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:11 The Gang's all back 00:00:47 Jake's been Goopin' 00:01:57 Welcome back to off the Cuff 00:02:05 What did we do yesterday 00:03:09 The dog is itched out 00:04:24 Forward facing Chog 00:04:48 The communal burger 00:05:22 40 Wendy's Nuggets 00:07:36 Dysentery 00:08:26 Whale Watching 00:10:34 Alex is into some weird stuff 00:11:30 Alex's secret powers 00:16:01 Frank is afraid of throwing up 00:16:05 Disneyworld is cursed 00:18:07 Frank is a bit of a coward 00:19:53 Dogs vom big-time 00:22:14 Declining brain or itchy? 00:22:41 Would I be less neurotic if I thought less? 00:24:13 Oddly specific medical conditions 00:25:39 Mouth itch or Gum disease? 00:26:37 Tequila breath 00:27:55 Do you drink soda for bubbles? the taste of them 00:28:20 So you hate waffles 00:29:06 Alex hates waffles AND pancakes 00:30:00 Peak morning routine 00:31:04 Frank the midnight snack menace 00:32:46 Stealth closing doors 00:33:54 The yearly house battle royale 00:36:00 Sexy Wink Stat 00:36:52 Who would you cancel? 00:37:40 THEY'RE NOT TOUCHERS 00:38:26 We're just running old bits 00:38:41 Why frenemies ended 00:39:23 DONT GOOGLE TRISHA PAYTAS 100 LAYERS 00:40:18 Coming out as straight 00:41:57 Hulk out 00:42:20 Alex is into some weird stuff 00:43:08 Daniel Gheesling Cameo 00:43:36 World record longest fart 00:44:46 Penile queef 00:45:47 Our doctor friend responded 00:47:09 REAL GAMER HOURS 00:48:13 You're either a loser gamer, or a loser to the gamers 00:48:48 ooooold tower defense games 00:49:25 Frank was offered a (diet) coke on a plane 00:51:26 The airport is a lawless place 00:52:32 Frank has acute alcoholism 00:54:10 Getting locked in Laguna Seca 00:56:25 If you were upside down would you fart more? 00:56:33 Chewing a whole pack of gum 00:57:11 Alex is colorblind in the mouth 01:05:56 Guy who found out he was diabetic during a golden shower 01:06:42 Anteater superpower 01:07:31 Chat, is this a real animal? 01:09:22 The boars are invading 01:10:23 Colorado boars

This week, the gang is gooping is up, getting that pink stuff and loving it, debating what is french, getting cancelled, realizing they love each other, and leaving little notes for each other.. could it get any better?(Episode 26)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:55 None of this is medical advice 00:03:02 DO NOT GIVE YOUR WII ORANGE JUICE 00:03:25 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:04:13 Complaining about the lights 00:04:37 Are ceiling mirrors French? 00:05:46 Dutch Toilets 00:06:41 The PE teacher epidemic 00:09:51 Yo Biden you have 2 Yil 00:11:43 Bill Nye Reddit Post 00:13:37 Thunder! 00:14:44 Skynyrd is the Ship of Theseus 00:15:32 Holiday burnout vs depression 00:15:49 SSBM vs Girlfriend 00:17:23 White guy podcast gets cancelled 00:19:50 They're all gooping, and they're loving it 00:21:00 Cancellation election 00:21:41 Skin tone comparison 00:22:42 The Royal Crown 00:24:37 The classic youtube search 00:25:39 Guys don't know how to say they care about each other so they say this 00:30:34 WoW mention! 00:31:13 The games that saved us 00:32:42 Timelines VR Game - Our idea no takesies 00:33:45 The Belcher is Back 00:34:14 The Test Belcher 00:35:03 Chekhov's gun 00:35:31 Frank's weekly crashout 00:36:38 Finally the belcher story 00:41:51 Puffin Cereal 00:42:27 7 sets of goop 00:44:38 Imposter Syndrome, should we stream? 00:47:55 Facts, a Kick-sponsored broadcast 00:48:39 Fr Fr Ong at Work 00:49:34 The Don Impressions 00:51:05 Lyndon B. Johnson's Big Johnson 00:51:45 Lowkirkenuinly 00:52:52 GOKU ON THE DESKTOP 00:54:14 Slowroads.io 00:55:48 Average Length, Small Balls, Statistically 00:57:01 Can you feel the fever in your balls? 00:58:52 The "4 Trillion to Isreal" Stance 01:02:31 White boy rank up!

This week, the gang is recapping a night on the town, one of them fighting for their life, one of them can barely remember, and one of them was stuck home sick. Are their livers all right? and could it get any better?(Episode 25)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro Clip 00:34 Homemade Whiteclaws 01:20 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 01:44 We all have the herps 03:06 We missed Christmas 03:57 "Gimme it" 06:31 Frank keeps spilling drinks 07:32 A night for the books 07:45 Alex's Side of the night 16:58 Frank's side of the night 17:22 Jake's side of the night 21:18 Frank's side of the story, pt. 2 27:05 New Years 27:51 Phone Ban 29:04 Who are you calling at 3am? 31:45 Pregaming the boomer jokes 33:17 Can it be hard in survival mode? 35:09 Jake vs the spider 36:56 The Shyamalan Twist 37:28 Power pellets 39:15 We've eaten too much candy 40:17 "Pragmatic" 40:56 Alex is the ash-covered-baby 42:05 I don't think the baby knows people can change 44:39 Turning a baby into Ki Adi Mundi 46:02 Pull trig 47:00 GunFrog 48:04 FPS Chess 49:16 Ad-Spot

This week, the gang is figuring out how to setup the world's worst AI for their house, remembering 2016 YouTube, time traveling, finding Asmongold's love of the n64, making ANOTHER podcast.. could it get any better?(Episode 24)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:11 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:42 We've been gone TOO long 00:01:43 YOU BE WHAT 00:02:21 We lost our stim toys 00:03:08 Can you get poison ivy on the inside? 00:04:39 The appendix test 00:06:34 Jake has an extra bone 00:07:44 Guy who wears ear plugs to bed 00:08:18 Storing data on a Salami 00:09:05 The Doctor Who Ozempic Episode 00:11:08 Dinosaurs on a Spaceship 00:12:25 Dino Horror Games 00:13:43 Time travel expirement 00:15:30 Do not google "Asmongold n64 controller" 00:16:36 We DO need stim toys 00:17:21 The baked cast 00:18:56 2016 YouTubers 00:20:39 Idups 00:21:15 Akira 00:23:10 No, don't put my genome in ChatGPT 00:24:21 FrankGPT 00:25:30 Tribbin to the GPT 00:26:19 With the buds 00:28:04 Anything4Views Australian? 00:30:15 FrankGPT comes back 00:32:53 We named the HouseAI "Drake" 00:42:34 Plot twist of the century 00:44:31 Amazon Echos are for virgins 00:45:41 The Baked Cast 00:46:25 Throwing in MarioKart 00:48:25 Wait... Pause 00:48:46 eDark, the second AI 00:52:38 Child Support claim over Twitter 00:53:47 Charlie Posture Check 00:55:19 Critikal & the game awards 00:56:11 We actually should make the House AI 00:57:30 P.E. teachers stealing the huzz 00:59:03 High by association 01:00:14 Salvia 01:04:07 The asthmatic drunk experience 01:06:12 eDark please end the episode

This week, the gang is getting super woke (one gender), girthmaxxing, contemplating cigarettes, asking AI the trolley problem, and understanding dogs on a deeper level ..could it get any better?(Episode 23)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro00:23 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 01:11 Jake says big words 02:15 Average QA experience 03:18 Corporate Ted Kaczynski 04:58 THERE'S ONLY ONE GENDER!!!!!!!!!!!! 06:42 Raisen Bagel Enjoyers 07:44 Yes, Bagels are Boiled 08:35 Google AI, twist his balls 09:59 The LLM Trolley Problem 11:47 Alex is Back!!!! 12:37 Modern Day Sea Shanties 14:36 DeMorgan's law reference!!! 15:01 Asbestos cigarette filters 17:07 Frank's brain is fried today 17:46 Jake is girthmaxxing a cigarette 18:32 Has a Human married themself? 19:06 Jake's Mirror-Wife 20:39 The Hasan Brain Virus 21:28 The origins of Dark Brandon 22:57 Billie Firstname Fullname Second-middle-name Pirate LastnameEilish 23:45 NB Named 'Pirate' 24:22 Nobody should have phones 25:15 Frank built a computer 26:01 and it has 12 TERABYTES 26:49 Valorant Undressed [v1.37a] - copy.jar.rar.gz 28:14 Google AI, twist his balls 29:41 Color correcting d-pics 32:03 121mm test 33:04 You need 3D glasses for this part 34:37 A lotta D w/ nowhere to go 36:12 Alex can't stop goofing off 36:57 An errant earthquake notification 38:17 Frank looks constantly stressed out 38:49 Thanksgiving walks 39:39 Could you run a mile in your bathroom? 40:06 How do we get bigger? 41:31 More shenanigans 42:29 The money is on the table 43:10 Frank's PC Building Speedrun 44:42 Doing an episode under the influence 46:09 25 is old, 27 is young 47:06 Great Grandparent Speedrun, Matt Walsh strat 49:09 Making a funeral about you 51:14 Deciding who is Alex 52:06 55 months 54:15 Pooping a PR 55:08 Lactose Intolerance is a mental illness 56:08 Mind over diarrhea 57:06 Fear of pooping 59:17 Ice spice threw the lead

This week, the gang is missing Alex, ranting about Kathleen Kennedy's Star Wars, realizing Discord fell'd off, fantasizing about Fox news hosts MLM (not the pyramid schemes) situations, trying GROG for the first time, and over explaining why you should be watching FD Signifier.. could it get any better?(Episode 22)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:17 Jumbo Alex 00:00:46 We picked wrong season to record in a garge 00:01:17 Oogie Boogie Christmas Tree 00:02:30 Game dev who hates video games 00:03:54 How do we get on the list? 00:06:13 Thom Yorke 00:07:34 Jesse Waters XX Greg Buttfeld Fanfic 00:08:11 Alex is Gone again 00:08:51 We've become an imitation of ourselves 00:09:09 Reference Grummz delegitimizes your argument 00:10:02 Stellar Blade is a gooner game 00:10:27 The OTK Mansion 00:11:24 WE CONDOM HASAN 00:12:04 Half life 3 Copium 00:15:26 PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER BIOSHOCK GAME 00:18:08 ARC RAIDERS EXPANSION 00:20:19 Star Wars in 2025 00:33:24 Disney's "We solved racism" movies 00:34:50 Force Unleashed is not as good as we remember 00:36:52 Discord Fell Off 00:38:59 The kids would never get this 00:39:44 Friend Slop is killing Discord 00:40:57 Home Servers are gonna be goated 00:42:42 Girlfriends vs Ethernet cables 00:43:31 We got GROG! 00:44:20 Jake has to buster 00:45:08 GROG! Taste Test 00:46:30 We're back on the Jack hater Arc 00:47:24 The Taco Bell tenders are probably radioactive 00:48:33 Conspiring against Jack 00:51:27 Mamdani changed my opinion on Hinge 00:55:51 Lina Kahn is perfect 00:56:23 We can bully the democrats now 00:57:04 We ran this in the last Duo Queue 00:58:13 Will Frank ever find a socialist baddie? 00:58:28 NB named Bread 01:00:19 THE SNIZZLER 01:02:49 You need to watch the FD Signifier Charlie Kirk Video

This week, the gang is gambling on the podcast the Roblox CEO did, discussing the dangers of Polymarket, swooning over FINNEAS, and realizing that we're about to be in a second GamerGate.. could it get any better?(Episode 21)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:23 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:00 We're recording this on Thanksgiving 00:01:44 Alex is rediscovering the idea of owning media 00:03:44 Frank is a record collector (ew) 00:05:39 We need more physical media 00:09:20 Linux is Frank's Dark Souls (ew) 00:11:35 Just record at 2x speed 00:13:17 Money is Fake 00:14:16 The history of Thanksgiving 00:15:50 Crazy episode idea 00:16:46 We love Andrew Jackson 00:17:29 Jake should've got drunk at work 00:18:38 Alex doesn't know Zohran 00:19:47 FOR THE RECORD!!!!!!!!!!! 00:20:32 Echidnas have 6 what now 00:21:52 People who say "no N bombs" 00:22:48 Jake saw Billie Eilish 00:25:08 The nosebleeds ain't that bad 00:26:44 FINNEAS 00:27:52 The Roblox CEO Sitch 00:32:34 I'm gonna find a girlfriend in Arc Raiders 00:33:01 Back to Roblox 00:37:10 Bobby Kotick is the pot of greed 00:37:43 "We replaced the moderators with AI" 00:38:40 "You're not thinking Agentically" 00:39:44 Sports Betting is going to be downfall of American Society 00:43:20 GAMBLING IS NOT EDUCATIONAL 00:45:50 Gacha is an "emerging western market" 00:46:26 Everything that was a problem in 2016 is coming back 00:47:07 Why the CSGO Skin market crashed 00:50:51 Virtue signaling moment.... Kamala Harris 00:51:16 Is anyone feeling the Holiday spirit this year? 00:52:43 wHy aReN't gAmEs FUn ANyMorE??? 00:53:46 Frank is a menace in Arc Raiders 00:56:53 Frank keeps having to come out as Straight 00:58:20 Is it homophobic to make Homiesexual jokes? 01:00:05 Am I self-reflecting or is my frontal lobe developing? 01:00:52 Playing games under the influence 01:02:33 Frank completely forgot what he wanted to talk about 01:04:25 Throbber (disambiguation) 01:05:23 Next house will be degen hours fr fr ong 01:05:46 Jake exposes Frank 01:08:56 We are bad podcasters 01:09:59 Frank may be a narcissist 01:11:07 Halo 2 L.A.S.O. 01:12:52 The only valid reaction to the modern day is to cop

This week, the gang is debating the greatest controversy of our time, that nobody cares about, showing a lot of feet, speculating about Half Life 3, and the iPhone Sock.. could it get any better?(Episode 20)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro00:28 ALEX IS BACK!!! 01:15 Standing Episode 01:48 Sincere Apology to the Headphone listeners 02:38 Frank does not like the bike bit 04:08 Coffee break 05:48 New Steam Hardware HYPE 09:24 Crack for the Patreon 10:09 Alex is in the prime position 11:23 We are actual children 12:13 Would you give it a fade? 13:40 Do you even do anything in therapy? 14:37 Jake is earning the blurb under the video 15:18 Alex Hamas Lastname 16:03 The thing Alex is caught up on is the "Mariokart" part 16:59 Alex wants to talk Nintendo 19:56 THE BIKE BIT IS OVER 21:25 Fartmaster 23:04 Alex accidentally muted himself 23:59 Off the Cuff bucks are BACK dude 24:08 Alex wants to hit Frank with a pen so bad 25:03 We saw Tame Impala 25:44 Frank is spreading misinfo about NYC 27:04 We'd never live in Texas 27:35 I ain't never putting down the bottle 27:59 Half Life 3 is Rumored to be Announced 32:38 Gaben is a Socialist 33:59 GRUMMZZ MENTION!!!!!!! 34:22 Did we go too hard on PirateSoftware? 49:11 Assigned cop at birth 50:07 The iPhone sock 53:13 Feet Time 54:09 Biomalogical Shower Argument 54:45 Old Classic Internet Videos 56:58 Frank steals an SNL joke

This week, the gang is missing Alex as he is still stuck somewhere (we don't know), being very apolitical this episode given the Mamdani win, discussing which games are the worst to play, and how to be more secure as a budding young man.(Episode 19)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:13 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:06 Where is Alex? Did he get stuck in Maryland? 00:03:35 Alex is our unpaid employee 00:04:10 Alex is never coming back 00:04:57 Joining a zoom call from a plane 00:06:08 We gotta go to Europe 00:07:08 We used to be irish 00:08:40 Wait the beans are cold? 00:09:15 Dick Cheney 00:10:15 MAMDANI WON!!!!!!! WOKE IS BACK!!!!!!! 00:11:26 We hate Lisa Gillmor 00:12:29 We also hate Tandon 00:12:57 Horseshoe theory doesn't work 00:13:39 Our heart goes to Curtis Sliwa 00:14:21 Populism is the Meta rn 00:15:32 I don't want a lethal military, I want to go to the doctor 00:17:35 Democrats pull defeat from the jaws of victory 00:18:59 Tankies 00:20:27 Will Elon's $1T be taxed? 00:21:34 White people who fled countries 00:22:39 Dogwhistles 00:23:21 Alex Jones has *always* been right 00:24:08 "You met me at a very Chinese time in my life" 00:24:37 We just found out about C*town 00:26:11 The industry is rough 00:27:17 Young men are super insecure 00:29:37 Frank's opinion of Mizkif is vindicated 00:31:31 The kids will not be alright 00:32:45 The reason MSNBC sucks 00:34:05 Tucker carlson quicktime event 00:35:23 Pelvic muscles 00:36:18 Work stories on the Pod 00:37:24 Frank is becoming an Airpods guy 00:39:33 Hyperventilating in the Car 00:41:05 We were too hard on PirateSoftare 00:44:55 Sodapoppin' is an incel for the love of the game 00:46:02 Frank is losing it 00:46:45 WOW MENTION!!!! 00:46:57 Jake did NOT quit WoW 00:49:47 Schedule 1 Games 00:50:21 Gambling & Counter-Strike 00:54:18 Racism vs Femboy Games 00:55:05 So are we actually getting checks? 00:56:08 Stimulus checks did not crash the economy 00:57:22 GDP is a made up stat 01:00:12 Off the Cuff bucks 01:01:02 We should get destructible cups 01:02:12 Fantasizing about future episodes 01:04:11 We don't know how to end it

This week, the gang is losing Alex to a Maryland trip, crashing out of basic human things, breaking the garage door, and getting into Halloween party antics.*Also all of the censors bleeps (not including names) are over silence, it's a bit, not get it twisted.(Episode 18)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:21 Alex drew Frank 00:01:09 Alex joins via Discord call 00:01:46 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:03:08 Do we tell our parents that we do a podcast? 00:04:01 Are we the new C-Town? 00:04:57 Stand up and show us 00:05:29 Caffeine Check 00:06:53 Alex is NOT under the table, he's in a DISCORD CALL 00:07:09 Alex makes a special request 00:07:51 We hired the Costco Boys' editor 00:09:07 WOW MENTION!!!!!!!!! (We're back) 00:09:22 jake's on da phone 00:10:23 What are you doing, step-Alex? 00:11:03 Least enjoyable Alex crashout 00:11:35 Alex is on vacation in Maryland 00:12:31 The worst episode ideas 00:13:38 Frank is becoming a reader 00:14:05 We're iPad kids, of course we watch cocomelon 00:15:07 You should go to detroit 00:15:48 The LKPMOFRONG bit 00:18:29 The duo episode is the most-viewed now 00:19:54 The Jack arc 00:20:57 Alex has a bunch of remote controls that do random things 00:21:25 Frank mooed for him 00:21:48 That time change amirite? 00:22:55 The discord call drops 00:23:29 Alex mixes up the remotes 00:24:05 PMO FR FR ONG REFERENCE 00:25:01 Oogie boogie is still here, say Hi 00:26:21 Alex is leaving us 00:27:21 Tesla AI says the N-word 00:28:39 Frank got Alex super carsick 00:30:03 Highway 17 #sux 00:32:08 Alex is back from Maryland 00:32:58 That's maybe the dumbest bit we've ever run 00:33:57 Welcome back to off the cuff 00:34:09 Alex disappears 00:34:56 I've realized its funnier to bleep silences 00:35:34 Frank looks like the Obey star 00:36:18 Why are we reminiscing about 2016? 00:37:09 We dodged a bullet 00:37:36 We gotta go bald 00:38:14 Sensei Alex 00:40:18 Alex is getting cancelled 00:41:11 Now Frank AND Alex are getting cancelled 00:42:51 Racists using google translate 00:44:31 Dababy MENTION 00:44:52 Frank is going to become a reference guy 00:46:12 Frank had the worst dream 00:47:02 Alex and Jake have a "connection" 00:47:34 Alex's Stand is the Rock 00:48:48 We cannot be serious 00:50:42 Alex is rolling 00:51:05 The Halloween party 00:54:02 We have NOT been engaging with comments 00:56:30 The day the garage door exploded 00:58:28 The garage door is still broken 00:59:17 The gang in TIRED 01:00:01 The boys tell **** stories 01:05:17 Welcome... to the baked cast

This week, the gang is starting the brotherhood of bread, meeting Scott the Woz, indoctrinating Oogie Boogie, not ranking candy, dress in costume, and more.Happy Halloween Everybody!(Episode 17)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:31 Everyone ditched Jake 00:02:39 Welcome to the breadcast 00:03:20 Introducing the brotherhood 00:05:02 He cracked the table 00:06:45 We did not prep a candy ranking 00:07:31 We saw Scott the Woz 00:09:22 We accidentally made a million stim toys 00:09:57 Scott the Woz got duped by the Twin effect 00:11:45 PUT THE MONEY DOWN FRANK 00:14:45 Where do you keep your firearm? 00:17:20 Alex told Scott about the Wiskey Shot story 00:17:40 It begins 00:18:00 THIS IS NOT A LOW ENERGY EPISODE YOU'RE JUST TIRED 00:18:45 Neuro-Spicy Audience 00:20:40 Possibly the best concept for a show 00:22:04 Alex is too good at impressions 00:22:17 We all got trashed all weekend 00:24:49 The Oogie Boogie bit gets good 00:25:54 Wiping with bennys 00:27:01 Frank wants to show off his costume 00:27:46 Getting back into it 00:28:36 Jake was chipper yesterday 00:29:27 $80 Uber Fee 00:31:07 We went to a Halloween Party 00:31:35 BRACES MENTION 00:32:31 We forced Jake to monologue 00:34:44 Could you make a Scott the Woz ep? 00:35:44 Sure...... 00:37:40 Alex's horrible piss break timing 00:38:04 Frank gets vunerable 00:39:34 The Award show was Meta 00:40:57 The dude who's dad drank the piss bottle 00:41:29 FRFRONG MENTION!!!!! 00:41:48 The NL tongue GIF has breached containment 00:43:09 Fully committing to Oogie Boogie stuffing day 00:43:42 The weekend was for the plot 00:44:34 The introvert corner jigsaw puzzle 00:45:06 Back to the Wozzies 00:46:25 We're autistic just in a different direction 00:46:59 They finally fold to the "Go Fish" bit 00:47:22 Oogie Boogie Spotlight no. 2 00:48:40 Do $500 and $1000 bills exist? 00:49:39 We got our BlueChew check 00:52:07 Chain Co. the Ice Industry 00:53:15 Frank is a lazy bum (and also the one writing this) 00:54:08 The dutch bros search 00:55:28 Ripping Bucks like Zyn 00:57:48 Alex is still germaphobic in 2025 00:58:47 Cracking the Table 01:00:08 Eating lighbulbs 01:01:08 Oversharing at the Wozzies 01:04:11 Osmosis Jones Mention 01:05:25 Getting a money counting machine 01:06:06 Reformed Jack-Hater 01:08:50 The earth is a circle 01:09:52 Chongqing China mention 01:13:01 Biting Cheese 01:14:58 Cheese in da nose

This week, the gang is reminiscing on past episodes, debating the ethical uses of AI, figuring out why white girls buy jeeps, and more.(Episode 16)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:09 Welcome back to off the Cuff 00:01:04 Jake is no longer with us 00:02:00 Alex TMJ arc 00:02:36 Smiling Friends might be the new Rick & Morty 00:05:33 Airing it all out 00:08:12 Alex wants us all to grow beards 00:09:32 Reminiscing on the old technical difficulties 00:10:16 Frank got a haircut 00:11:05 The Turkey Episode 00:12:49 We need to practice impressions 00:13:30 Kids in high school who just bought a manual car 00:14:21 White girls in Jeeps 00:15:57 AI slop edgelord humor 00:17:00 The AI Debate 00:41:38 We're hiring 00:42:11 What fantasy world could you live in? 00:48:51 Back to the AI debate 00:49:19 The originality crisis 00:50:11 New monetization strategy 00:52:50 The goon-off 00:54:50 Youturd algo 00:56:53 Our Halloween Costumes 00:58:47 Where is Jake? 01:02:02 Dog Break 01:03:40 This is the reflection episode 01:04:31 The insensitive arc 01:06:35 We should do a Santa ep. 01:08:04 Jake has kids 01:08:50 The wedgie guy/Forcing me to edit things 01:11:40 We do not have the clout to be nostalgic yet

This week, the gang is discussing the Wonka factory's ethics report, how we lost our first sponsorship, profen, the new season of smiling friends, and trying to figure out if they're being ragebaited or not.(Episode 15)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:11 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:28 Frank's Foot Fumble 00:02:53 Names for John 00:05:20 Frank is a bad producer 00:05:40 You be profen? 00:06:36 Begathon 00:07:15 Alex is anti-bald 00:09:15 Turkish Lobotomies 00:09:57 Would you own a pet Dodo? 00:10:47 Frank's Notorious Thumbnails 00:11:30 We lost our sponsorship 00:12:18 The Venmo bit 00:14:46 How the venmo bit started 00:15:40 Smiling Friends 00:18:51 Oh Charlie this pen in scrumptious 00:19:35 Frank is drinking coffee and orange water 00:20:18 Indestructible cups 00:21:09 Mindless consumption 00:22:00 Ragebait 00:23:13 There's a wolf inside Alex 00:24:35 Frank forgot where he was' 00:24:55 The button 00:25:20 The Uhaul episode 00:26:08 Orang-aholic 00:27:30 Getting Baja-Blasted 00:27:57 We need to do a REAL drinking episode 00:28:55 The friendship quiz 00:29:51 Child labor's making a comeback 00:30:28 What if 2012 was real? 00:31:26 The sun is going to explode someday 00:32:25 EVANGELION MENTION 00:33:01 Andrew Tate's Matrix vs the real one 00:34:42 Jonkin 00:34:52 Greek Mythology has some holes 00:37:10 Agustus Gloop 00:37:25 The Blueberry question 00:41:05 Which came first, Wonka or the Book 00:42:43 The Candy Debate 00:44:10 The Oompa Loompas are an enslaved race 00:47:51 Left or right twix 00:49:27 Orlando's Candy, Alex is a hypocrite 00:55:03 The Center Twix 00:56:27 Interuption by nuke 00:57:43 Defcon 3 on Sugar Babies 00:59:08 Fake Candy Tier List 01:00:41 Fingies Candy 01:03:06 Peanut Butter and Carrots 01:04:38 .9mm Pez Rounds

This week, the gang is home-wrecking in VR chat, huffing caffeine, getting philosophical, and dissecting the new Taylor Swift record..(Episode 14)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:18 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:41 We have a guest today 00:01:40 Banning topics 00:06:13 Now for the actual episode 00:07:18 The only comeback you ever need 00:08:45 The funniest people are just talking 00:09:26 The burger king foot lettuce guy died 00:09:56 Phone time punishments 00:11:08 Frank is huffing caffeine 00:12:20 Saratoga Water sponsorship 00:13:01 Robbers by the 1975 00:13:33 We have the death star trash compactor at home 00:14:01 Half Life's 'Zen' is from Star Wars 00:14:57 DEX JETTSTER MENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:15:17 Glup Shitto Syndrome 00:15:37 Frank is a bad producer 00:16:53 Banned Topic 00:17:41 Diddy is a Kojima name 00:18:28 Talking like cops 00:21:34 Death is only free for you 00:23:12 FIFA 00:24:21 Gambling in the Will 00:25:41 The urge to chug a Topo Chico 00:26:50 What are sea monkeys? 00:29:25 We need to make a catchphrase 00:32:18 John Porkins 00:34:31 Sl*ve I seismic bombs 00:36:13 Alex hitting da boogie 00:37:54 VRChat Homewrecker Simulator 00:39:44 ChatGPT stole my girlfriend 00:41:20 Reduce Reuse Recycle 00:42:01 THE twitch gooner 00:44:24 The theoretical limit 00:46:05 Rizzler on Sesame Street 00:46:40 Rizzler is the Columbus of the Rizzface 00:47:59 We know nothing about history 00:48:52 China has bone glue 00:49:35 Water Mukbang 00:50:48 Girlbossing too close to the sun 00:56:56 The music was bad on purpose 00:58:44 SONIC MENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 01:00:00 Back to Taylor Switch 01:01:38 Activities in the Animal Kingdom 01:03:03 Jake has a new thing 01:04:55 Boy hydration 01:05:50 The people's losers 01:06:06 "Tainted" 01:06:19 "Mish" 01:09:56 "Pressed" 01:11:10 The button

This week, the gang is invoking the name of the Tacoma toucher, discussing Speed's antics in the Bay Area, hating on tech and finance bros (a classic), monetizing every aspect of their lives, and finding Taco Bell hot sauce in random places ..(Episode 13)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:16 Welcome back to off the cuff 00:00:48 Straitorade 00:02:05 Raw Milk and Heavy Water 00:03:06 Accidental Froyo 00:03:39 Frank is a Hater 00:04:57 Never Bad, Always Good 00:05:25 Culturally White 00:06:41 We should stop drinking 00:07:24 (Frank) is homophobic 00:07:50 The hater episode 00:09:05 We went 9 minutes without a 'crust' reference 00:09:25 America NEEDS bidets 00:10:38 Not the toucher 00:11:38 Not all teachers 00:13:27 Speaking of pens 00:13:47 Bouncin' on it 00:15:44 The necessary grind 00:17:37 You should monetize every aspect of your life 00:19:34 We're all naked right now 00:20:50 Chick-fil-a Hater 00:21:46 "Toucher" 00:22:15 The Tacoma Toucher 00:23:10 Matan on Boogie2988 00:24:58 Work Stories 00:26:10 Frank doesn't read, even children's books 00:26:21 East coast BEAST coast 00:27:02 Florida is not the east coast 00:28:34 Always on the phone 00:29:34 Florida really isn't the east coast 00:30:06 Is San Jose the Bay 00:31:02 "The City" 00:32:28 Don't go to Merced 00:33:29 I'm not calling it "Cal" 00:34:34 Speed came to the bay 00:36:42 Frank is self conscious 00:37:50 Speed in the Tenderloin 00:40:11 Get your Omega-3's 00:40:22 What are Omega Males 00:42:24 Silicon Valley vs "The Bay" 00:43:17 Gentrified Restaurants 00:44:41 Explaining Late Stage C-Word with MMOs 00:47:00 Why do we have to Monetize art? 00:48:12 We need to consolidate to 1 supervillain 00:50:38 "Assassination Coordinates" 00:51:06 The Tylenol thing 00:52:01 Roller Coasters vs Trains 00:52:43 The hot-link airplane idea 00:54:16 $1 Billion to Taco Bell 00:54:56 Guys who "go homeless" for the year 00:55:40 Wyoming 00:56:20 Jake is an insomniac 00:57:15 Milk, Raw 00:58:56 Didn't Elon give up all his material posessions? 00:59:46 Elon's compound reality show 01:03:16 McDonald's Trump sauce 01:03:54 EA 01:06:34 We lost Doug Bowser 01:09:06 Wii U 01:11:34 NES Repair 01:12:28 JUST MAKE OLD CONSOLES AGAIN 01:14:01 Hairline check 01:14:37 Welcome back to the baldcast 01:15:11 Getting into Jerma late 01:16:14 Frank is a true degenerate

This week, the gang is staying strictly apolitical, discussing video games and their developers, the state of Wisconsin, going party mode, loving gatorade, and they unfortunately break every piece of technology on the set. This may be the last episode.. I guess you'll never know...(Episode 12)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:47 Welcome back to off the Cuff 00:01:22 Grabbing Clutch Powers 00:02:10 The Octagon 00:03:45 Shinzo Abe 00:04:17 Heads that just did that 00:05:56 Ice Mukbang 00:06:07 Water Mukbang 00:06:33 Nikocado Avocado 00:08:21 Jakey Jakey & Jakey 00:08:49 Dehairing for Content 00:09:26 Water mukbang pt. II 00:10:17 Sitters need to unite 00:11:53 Men are inherently physically violent 00:12:18 Gatorade-aholic 00:12:48 The anti-fever dream strat doesn't work 00:14:08 The boys don't know their drungas 00:14:50 Wisconsin 00:15:04 The boys wanna go wine-tasting 00:15:28 Your honor, Alex was in party mode. 00:18:43 The stupid tests 00:21:32 Alex's Phone went off.... 00:22:43 ....and he broke it 00:23:52 Frank makes it political 00:25:20 Fighting Sans 00:27:05 Being Apolitical 00:29:25 Tylenol Joint-Ops 00:30:58 The Costco Boys are washed 00:31:51 Sams club boys rise up 00:32:05 Fremont is the happiest city of all time 00:32:52 The friend that's too woke takes on the bay area 00:34:38 r/Fremont mention 00:35:36 Civil Rights and Civil Wrongs 00:36:20 THE burning man tent (ft. Diplo) 00:37:44 People Make Games made us want to be in Mad Max 00:39:08 You're gonna meet diplo, and you're gonna like it 00:39:56 Frank is missing The Prodigy for this 00:43:18 That one TikToker who gags 00:43:53 DnB Kick 00:44:37 Borderlands 4 Rant 00:45:04 Randy Pitchford's a Ping Ping GOAT 00:46:17 Borderlands should not run that bad 00:47:23 Claptrap Slider 00:47:48 Double Kill 00:48:19 Toby Fox more like Toby Goat 00:49:25 Deltarune spoilers 00:50:07 Frank was all words 00:50:21 Frank doesn't not want the Steam Deck smoke 00:51:44 Who up spinning they cli' 00:53:08 Nintendo Patents the act of feeling pain 00:55:24 Copyright Law 00:56:13 Crypto bros are bad people? Wait? No? 00:56:57 His head just did that 00:58:08 We are China truthers 00:59:28 This has been an Apolitical episode 00:59:58 THE video 01:00:18 Recreating the video 01:00:33 Frank broke everything 01:02:17 Counting or not counting... 01:03:20 The AI generated aftermath 01:03:43 His head just did that 01:04:09 Demented Yaoi 01:05:38 Debate perverts 01:06:59 Reposting 01:08:36 If he wasn't the president he'd be content 01:09:19 The dersh 01:10:14 We will NOT be responding to comments, lmao 01:10:59 The blasted episode 01:12:37 Fundraiser episode 01:15:18 Alex loves the hat man

This week, the gang is realizing Frank (Alex) runs the same bit every episode, discussing color theory, pondering American slang, and becoming the Beatles..(Episode 11)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:27 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:28 Alex got braces 00:04:07 When do you see red? 00:06:38 I've heard of Murphy's Bed 00:08:12 How to get a cute programmer girlfriend 00:08:57 Would you have a large dragon in your collection? 00:09:23 Frank's Master Plan 00:10:23 Occam's razor 00:10:47 You're not the only Alex today 00:12:02 Frank makes it hard to fall asleep 00:12:31 Ranked Gooning 00:13:45 Goofy "ahh" 00:14:04 And we're demonetized 00:14:45 The Goonies was ahead of its time 00:14:58 This is all Frank's fault 00:15:28 GRUMMZ MENTION 00:16:17 Jake is racist? 00:16:41 Frank watches too many Animal Instagram Reels 00:19:32 The dog is stupid 00:19:44 The dog is scared of pooping 00:20:20 Frank doesn't like reading 00:21:00 Jake hates Alex 00:22:05 Vehicular Manslaughter 00:23:19 Your honor, nobody says "chopped" anymore 00:24:11 Where slang comes from 00:26:16 Al Gore 00:26:48 McAfee 00:28:16 Ice cream taster 00:28:57 The Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial 00:29:37 Celebrities in Jury Duty 00:30:41 Mario is stalking Peach 00:32:32 50 US Military vs the Roman Empire 00:34:14 The Spartan Sprinkler 00:36:34 Recession Indicators 00:36:53 We have a new Karen? 00:42:41 Reddit is too Misogynist for us 00:42:59 Getting dumb phones 00:43:56 Capitalism Baby! 00:45:39 We're colonizing Antarctica 00:47:38 Rango from The Beatles 00:48:11 Paul McCartoad 00:49:28 is there a Banshee Animal? 00:50:35 Up the RA! 00:52:40 Crazy Beatles lore 00:53:39 Ringo to JFK 00:55:18 What if it was Blue? 01:00:00 Frank doesn't know how to read 01:00:15 What if it was blue?

This week, the gang is discovering the cesspool of Kick streamers, collecting words, blowing a 0.07, and being hungover..(Episode 10)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:12 Piss Man 00:01:24 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:02:34 Happy Birthday Alex! 00:03:43 We did a beach bonfire 00:04:55 Alex almost died 00:06:05 4 Buzzballs is too much 00:06:40 Introductions 00:07:17 Jake cracks one (not sexual) 00:08:34 JasonTheWeen Impressions 00:08:56 The boys are idiots 00:09:42 Frank makes everyone uncomfortable 00:10:06 Nintendo 00:16:15 Black Ops 7 isn't a real game 00:17:37 Boogie Bomb 00:18:13 Showing is an oppresive structure 00:19:18 Waffle Stomp 00:22:33 My goat is women 00:23:38 Nothing but bowl 00:24:09 Real men have skidmarks 00:24:43 Do you crust or let it wipe? 00:25:54 Poison Oak check 00:26:58 Does this happen to anyone else? 00:29:19 Fever dreams 00:30:45 Thinking of death 00:31:29 You're just hungry 00:33:18 The slur collector 00:33:55 The new C word 00:34:24 Machinism 00:35:32 Frank's eyes are puffy 00:36:12 Blowing a 0.07 00:38:28 A more lighthearted topic 00:40:03 Kick is a cesspool 00:43:49 Twitch doesn't have the same issues as Kick 00:45:59 The viewbotting controversy 00:58:10 Asmongold's eating habits 01:00:32 We named the grasshopper 01:01:30 Swamp check

This week, the gang is discussing Twitch Drama, performing masculinity, swooning for Clairo (Happy 27th), discussing the future of this series, ragging on Atomic Habits..(Episode 9)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro00:15 Introductions 05:09 Should've been an inside thought 06:03 You look like you'd play chess 07:02 We have no range 07:36 Frank brings up the MeatCanyon again 08:01 Headshot 08:41 The Gru Boss Baby Baby 10:48 Have you ever been given a wedgie? What's the story? 13:41 Frank eats cardboard - Live 14:56 PirateSoftware Second Puberty 16:55 Parody Accounts 17:38 Are we gods to flies? 18:22 Morning Brew 18:48 SuperMarioLogan 20:20 Reverse Cancelling 23:37 XQC doing the worm 24:33 Dr. K PirateSoftware 25:43 Ouroboros.io 26:48 Preformative Men 29:21 Antique stores have a lot of blackface 30:17 Old school performative men 32:36 Atomic Habits is a bad book 34:15 Unc at mid 20s 36:03 Extra Emily secondhand embarassment compilation 37:21 Jerma Destiny 2 PVP 38:05 Twitch Covid Hyperfixation 38:55 The modern book of 'Revelations' 39:27 Picking music for the general public 40:39 AI generated music 42:25 I did a thing's VR headset 46:02 Carnal desire 47:33 We're smoking symbiote 49:03 FAN ART NOW OF THAT 51:12 Eddy Episode 52:21 We need to delete reddit 53:46 Scrolling is the new cigarettes 54:56 Peel check 55:09 No free feet 56:12 Future episodes

This week, the gang is cataloging the downfall of PirateSoftware, crashing out over yawning, ask Grok the real questions, finally showing the dog ..(Episode 8)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:35 Alex's San Diego Party Time 00:02:02 Papa's still got it 00:05:56 Frank is stimming 00:06:38 It's crashout week 00:07:06 American Eagle (We're late to this) 00:11:20 The white girl litmus test 00:12:08 The world's first B----F--- Labubu 00:13:19 PirateSoftware MeatCanyon 00:15:39 Mao Mention! 00:15:44 The PirateSoftware Self-Imposed Sunset 00:21:11 Frank is tiredbears 00:21:48 We keep yawning 00:22:58 A sober 9 is a methed-out 2 00:24:06 Women hit the best dap-ups 00:25:38 Sunning Taint 00:28:39 Frank has the worst brain 00:31:17 Ass tetanus 00:31:25 Grok, is this true? 00:33:32 Asking ChatGPT the real questions 00:36:05 Trump faked it 00:38:36 BTS is serving alright 00:39:38 Reversing time to win the lottery 00:40:23 Fentanyl Cake 00:41:46 We can fix the lottery 00:43:18 Geese 00:46:04 Cartoon Noises 00:46:29 Alex should be a VA 00:47:06 Whiff check 00:48:03 And now we need new mic socks 00:48:43 Frank Leaves 00:49:27 Jake and Alex power hour 00:50:30 Frank is back 00:52:29 Butane Lighters 00:53:36 Alex is getting braces 00:54:29 Dog time 00:57:59 Not washing thrifted clothes 00:59:28 Sprite Zero time 01:01:41 Steven crowder turtle video 01:03:20 Yuno Miles

This week, the gang is discussing their (c)opps, insulting the balds, making Minecraft let's plays in the Great '25, and..(Episode 7)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://x.com/off_de_cuffPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcast

This week, the gang is discussing how IShowSpeed is a good role model, what would happen if a military private had a humiliation kink, how Jake is going on strike, and what would happen if the force was freaky..(Episode 6)

This week, the gang is pogging to MIKU in Sonic Riders, making a games studio, buying the Switch 2, and not understanding what day drinking is..(Episode 5)

This week, the gang is crusting it, griefing in VR chat, sneezing for attention, and reminiscing about the first time they ever drank red bull..(Episode 4)

This week, the gang is talking Grummz, Elon, Sewage, Gaming PC, Hating Mizkif, Hideo Kojima and..(Episode 3)

This week, the gang is impersonating James Murphy if he played Half Life, breaking all of their stuff, almost getting run over by porches, and realizing they peaked as kids..(Episode 2)

This week, the gang is deciding if race car beds are cool or not, if they've become unc, what unc is, and if Alex likes anything..(Episode 1)

Just a few clips of what's to come, starting next week we'll be uploading every week (twice for the first while).We'll see you soon!