Sperm Race Betting; Foster Mom Trades Kid For Pet Monkey; & The Assassination Culture

If you're puppies can swim, you will be the fastest fertilizer! If your Foster Mom doesn't like you, she might trade you off for a pet monkey! If you don't like who was elected president, you don't have the option to assassinate them! But some left-of-center people didn't get that memo. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew is trying to get through all of this week's stupidity, but it's hard to keep his composure!In this Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] Majority of Left-of-Center Americans Now Justify a Trump AssassinationA Woman Called AAA During a Standoff...to Fix Tire Police Had Just SpikedA Firm Neck Massage Almost Killed a GuyGuy Got a Fungal Infection in His Lungs from Sniffing His Own Dirty SocksA Naked Man on a Highway Said He Was on His Way to "Get Some Pants"Foster Mom Accused of Trading a Kid for a Pet MonkeyPastor Prefers Frisks from Male Airport Security Agents Because Scanners "Turn You Gay"A Sperm Racing League Is Coming, and Yes You Can Bet on ItPancho will tackle the tough questions about whether someone should someone criticize other kids on a sports team & how to deal with an April Fool's gag gone badly wrong. See how well your stupidity matches up against Pancho by determining if this headline is fake or "Florida": "An Orlando woman was caught on video shaving her legs as she rode on the back of a motorcycle"Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!