Spilling About King Kylie, Olive Garden, and The Parasite

Riiiiise and shine everyone! We’re settling in nicely to our new studio at our parent’s house where we are provided with post-show dinner and pre-show soup, making us undeniable brats. While we are struggling through some burnt tongues this episode, we persevere nonetheless while chatting about all things King Kylie lore and the Kylie Jenner x Dunkin cewlab. Furthermore, Gab shares about the resurgence of Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Deal that unfortunately she cannot participate in or the wedding would be called off because she would never be able to come back from eating unlimited pasta for 13 weeks straight. Chain restaurants are BACK and honestly, that is what this economy needed. The one thing that would combat all this eating would be *fingers crossed* getting the lettuce parasite. Apparently wishing for illness in order to lose a couple lbs is a sign that we have a “problem” but we’re deciding not to listen to that negativity. Plus, how would Gab even know if she got the parasite or if things are moving like they usually do? Doesn’t sound so bad to us. We also temporarily become Rhode Island housewives in this ep because we cannot stop saying “you were neva homeless” as it is unfortunately soooo addicting. Like get me a cracka because you were neva homeless! What can we say, we were east coast housewives in a past life! And G was neva homeless, but she did lose power during a recent storm. Yet she’s still here to tell to tale, because you know we will never miss a week of SWS! Love you all, thank you for listening! smooches from your favorite sisters! <3