Split it 70/30

John finally crosses the half-marathon finish line (tears, medal, and all!) and immediately proves he’s that guy by wearing it on the pod. We call out our first troll for saying there are “no facts” in our show — um, it’s literally called Two Opinions, No Facts. Make it make sense.This week’s Salt Lake City recap gets deep as we unpack all the mommy issues, and we officially announce: the pod got an upgrade. The audio is crisp, the opinions are louder, and the delusion is thriving.We also dive into Hermes’ surprise sale in Vegas (the ultimate recession red flag), why retailers charging for returns is straight-up rude, and how being friends with bad people might just make you a bad person (looking at you, Taylor Swift).Oh — and in case you missed it — John and Sika’s viral speed dating event is almost sold out, and John somehow managed to fall asleep at a Dua Lipa concert right after his half marathon. Iconic behavior.Make sure to subscribe to the pod and Follow us on:TiktokInstagram