PODCAST · comedy
Two Opinions, No Facts
by Sika Richardson and John Moser
welcome to your new favorite comfort podcast: zero facts, maximum vibes 💅
Episodes
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Two Opinions, No Make-Up
We’re kicking off Pride Month with a bang! 🌈 John is over-caffeinated, Sika is hungover, and somehow they still managed to run into each other at 1 a.m. in WeHo. John recaps his OutLoud Festival weekend, including seeing Ashlee Simpson and The Pussycat Dolls. We follow up on the latest Kathy...
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Couthless Not Toothless
We’re celebrating our 40th episode and covering everything from celebrity drama to questionable parenting tactics. Sika is back from Hawaii feeling refreshed and admits she gives her son a daily rating to keep him humble. John surprises Sika with a birthday gift on camera and proves he’s learned...
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Go Outsideee
This week, John and Sika are outside, unfiltered, and apparently banned from TikTok Live. Sika recaps a week of truly unhinged encounters with white women, the two gush over their Loewe experience, and John declares his summer goal: two dates a week. They get into a messy “Am I the Problem?”…
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Sunday Service
We’re back after last week’s short Mother’s Day episode, and this week we have a full chaotic catch-up. Sika talks about her obsession with the new Michael Jackson movie, while John somehow tries to convince everyone that The Devil Wears Prada 2 is better than the first one, and the chat strongly...
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Muva's Day
Happy Mother’s Day from Two Opinions, No Facts! In this special episode, Sika and John celebrate the holiday with a chaotic, funny, and surprisingly heartfelt conversation pulled straight from their TikTok Live. Sika also makes a shocking discovery: John can sing, and not only that, he was on...
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Sika Is Sick
Sika and John talk Facebook Marketplace addiction, John’s rave at Dave & Buster’s with 18-year-olds, and a surprise Mother’s Day moment that redeems John’s empty card. They also worship ageless Shakira, prepare to judge the Met Gala in robes, and ask why white people aren’t more open about...
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Let It Fly
This week on Two Opinions, No Facts, Sika and John catch up on life chaos, shout-outs, and the internet’s biggest messes — from SLOMW OC and Housewives of Rhode Island to Madonna at The Abbey. And the hosts unpack Starbucks layoffs, celebrity cheating rumors, Ozempic drama, and Katy Perry...
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You're Just Broke and Jealous
Aries season is chaotic, John is spiraling, and the internet is giving us everything. We get into a massive week for music with Rosalia, KATSEYE, and Madonna shocking Coachella during Sabrina Carpenter’s set, plus why Sabrina is getting cancelled. Then: Meghan Trainor’s tour flop, a wildly messy...
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#NoFactsChella
This week, we’re talking all things Coachella chaos — the drama, the post-festival LA takeover, and Justin Bieber’s jaw-dropping performance. We also get into IRL lavender marriages, the moon, the Michael Jackson movie, John’s nightmare road trip to Vegas, RHOBH drama, why there shouldn’t be...
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He Is Risen?
This week, Sika wonders whether she’s blowing good weave money on soccer lessons, John’s mom calls out all the laughing, and Sika asks the resident white man on the couch to explain Easter baskets. John finally admits Sika was right and hires an Etsy witch, they unpack the Lamar Odom documentary,...
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The European Mentality
We’re back after a week off thanks to John’s bad planning. This episode: John is horrified Sika still doesn’t have the podcast @ in her bio, we issue a public apology for our last rough episode, and try to understand why people are so obsessed with counting carbs. We’re also deep in the new RAYE...
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From Ugly Duckling to Swan
It’s Oscar weekend and we’re feeling chaotic. This week, Sika is hiring an Etsy witch, Kim Zolciak’s DUI drama is back in the mix, and we discuss the upcoming The Swan documentary. We also get into Andy Cohen not showing up for Robert Jr.’s funeral, the pain of these insane gas prices, and why…
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Is that My Baguette
This episode is fully off the rails in the best way: heat advisory, wind advisory, spiritual instability, John grieving his lost Apple Watch, Sika dragging everyone who can’t close a ring, and a deeply unserious but somehow serious debate about Michael Jackson vs. R. Kelly defenders. There’s also...
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No Dogs In Strollers
This week, John can’t get off his phone (or explain why he basically moved into San Francisco for a week), while Sika gets a lymphatic drainage massage and decides it’s now her whole identity. We get into Black History Month energy (and John absolutely does not rise to the occasion for Sika)…
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The Green-Eyed Bandit
This episode starts with a full-on Tyra Banks villain breakdown as we unpack the America’s Next Top Model documentary. Power trips, humiliation framed as “growth,” and reality TV trauma dressed up like tough love. Then we pivot to the weekend. John hits a warehouse party that gets derailed when…
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Single On Valentine's Day
Post Valentine’s Day and the breakup is officially done, and John somehow survived by selling his ring. Then he gets fooled by AI slop and fully believes NeNe is dating Apollo from Real Housewives, so we spiral. We rage about how expensive Ubers are now, debate if universal basic income will ever...
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Was it Britany or Not?
Sorry for the late upload — life has been lifing. This week, we were in full Super Bowl mode and, for once, we truly weren’t disappointed. We also get into the very real rumor (??) of Louis Vuitton being sold at Costco, because what is the timeline anymore? Then we recap John’s birthday dinner…
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Black Herstory
Happy Black History Month!! We recorded this episode while on TikTok Live (yes, the comments were “going crazy” — all 4 😭). We talk about our 1.2M-view J.Lo clip and how the comment section got DARK, Nicki Minaj’s Trump “gold card” (eye roll), and Law Roach styling Jeff Bezos’ new wife—plus why...
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MLK's Dream
It’s MLK weekend and Sika and John are living his dream—chaotically. Sika’s building a new app to help parents reduce their child’s screen time and is collecting waitlist sign-ups ahead of a late-Feb launch: HERE John went to Aspen Gay Ski Week and it’s now his entire personality, then hosted a...
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Don't Shut Up
Sika and John kick off by calling out an IG troll, then get into how genuinely traumatizing moving is. Sika also goes off about FedEx drivers not even trying to deliver packages, and John’s solution is unhinged: just throw Sika’s new Chanel bag over the gate. John’s gearing up for Gay Ski Week...
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Green Grapes and Red Panties
Sika and John kick off 2026 debating whether John is a “smut king,” recapping a rainy LA week and reflecting on the one-year anniversary of the LA fires. John’s new house sparks a home décor chat, and they break down the grape-under-the-table New Year’s trend (Sika did it—and met her husband four...
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Pie In The Sky
Pie in the Sky is our last episode of 2025—a New Year reset with big goals and plenty of laughs. We talk about getting picked up by a podcast streaming company and celebrate being in Spotify’s top 20% of podcasts 🎉 John recaps Christmas with family in Tennessee, we share our dream guests, and…
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Holiday Edition: Normalize Normalizing
This week on Two Opinions, No Facts we’re doing a Holiday Edition — the messy, emotional, funny kind. We’re answering holiday questions that hit the real stuff: going back home and not turning into your old self, navigating family pressure, dating drama, and the low-key hardest part: protecting...
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Lesbians In Stem
Sika shares how she found her passion building community through her social club, Odo Social—plus the “temporary” tattoo that somehow lasted 18 months. John spirals after learning he’s actually 5’10 (not 6’2), survives a ridiculous three-hour gym tour just to get a day pass, and flip-flops on…
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Abandoned By The Gays
Taylor Swift reportedly drops a jaw-dropping bag to snag another bride’s wedding date, our pod shows up all over your Spotify Wrapped (we’re blushing), and Sika and John barely survive the most chaotic weeks of their lives. Sika has an oldest-daughter breakthrough, and we dive into the new Diddy...
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Don't Let Them
Welcome to December, Opinionaters! We’re closing out the year with a LOT on our minds — and even more to say. We asked for feedback, you delivered, and Sika… may have over-read the comments (again). John kicks things off with a full-blown rant about Mel Robbins and why he absolutely does not...
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Where's John's Period
Sika is deathly hungover, and honestly… we owe you an apology for last week’s episode. We kick things off by unpacking the truly unhinged act of saying the word “panties” out loud (jail time?). Pop culture was CHAOTIC this week—every Real Housewives star was either arrested, robbed, or both. Amid...
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John’s Invisible Period
It’s a gloomy, rain-soaked day in LA, and Sika and John are recording fresh off a hectic week. After hosting an event on Wednesday and not getting home until 11 p.m., they’re tired, unfiltered, and fully in their oversharing era. The episode kicks off with a cozy chat about their dream...
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Edging Me
This week, things get deep — Sika reminds John not to underestimate his power, while John opens up about being on a personal journey. Of course, it wouldn’t be Two Opinions without a Taylor Swift detour, and yes, Sika completely zones out and checks her phone during the rant. The duo recap the…
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After Dark
We recorded this one after dark… and it shows. John finally bought a Switch 2, Sika’s now a full-blown influencer with a DJI, and we both spiral about the crippling “K” texts our parents send. We sip Hiyo (our new mocktail obsession), hate on people that slurp, and discuss how John’s frugality…
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Productive Potty
In this episode, Sika and John keep it real about the struggle of being two grown adults still battling acne—and how John’s frugality might finally be rubbing off on Sika after her $500 facial. They dive into the difference between active downtime and rotting, and of course, get into the latest...
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Botox And Booty
We’re celebrating our tenth episode, and the vibes are as chaotic as ever! Sika confesses she’s been paying for a storage unit for over five years (thanks, COVID delusion), and we dive straight into the latest pop culture mess. From Real Housewives of Potomac’s Wendy getting hit with insurance...
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Split it 70/30
John finally crosses the half-marathon finish line (tears, medal, and all!) and immediately proves he’s that guy by wearing it on the pod. We call out our first troll for saying there are “no facts” in our show — um, it’s literally called Two Opinions, No Facts. Make it make sense. This week’s…
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Look Within
This week, John and Sika spiral through Facebook fears, Nicole Kidman’s pricey prenup, and why we miss Tyra Banks’ talk show era. They debate the Project Runway winner, influencer pay drama (“try being one for a day”), and Selena Gomez’s wedding (we don’t care, sorry). John’s obsessed with a...
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He Did Not Pull Out
This week we cover everything from luxury fashion fails to family drama. A creator exposed the real quality of Miu Miu after dropping $20K on clothes—spoiler: the buttons couldn’t even survive the box. We talk about the power of believing in yourself, grandmothers suddenly becoming helicopter...
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Homemaid's Tale
Episode 6: Homemaid’s Tale Sika is back from her Euro summer and has made it her entire personality (oui oui). John spots Alo’s $3K bag and we declare it a full-on recession indicator—cheap quality, Chanel prices. Speaking of overpriced, Amex dropped their new $895 membership fee and we’re...
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Lift Your Life
We’re still riding the viral wave and this week’s episode is packed. We kick things off with the Love Is Blind reunion (spoiler: love isn’t blind… only one couple made it). Then, Emma Stone’s new movie sparks a conversation about aliens—John and Emma are believers, and Sika wishes interplanetary...
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Riding Your Big Back
This week is a wild one. Sika’s speed dating event is officially sold out for the women—now we just need the men to show up (link here). Billie Eilish making her own“Dubai chocolate” (don’t ask us what it is, but it’s everywhere). John opens up about acting school trying—and failing—to get rid of...
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Pugnacious Puss
This week, Sika and John spiral from TikTok wellness scams to sky-high scandals. After Sika discovers a white-girl-in-Bali “healing” video, she pitches her own genius idea: a Ghanaian wellness retreat just for white women with too much money. Then they unpack the Vegas airline whose entire…
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Eat My Sheet Cake
Sika and John kick things off by explaining why this podcast even exists. John goes deep into Taylor Swift’s Easter eggs and why he’s convinced they point to the Super Bowl. Sika debates the legitimacy of “man cereal,” launches a matchmaking company (maybe a cry for help), and picks fights in...
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Trust Gay People
Episode 1 of Two Opinions, No Facts is officially live, and it’s already unhinged. We’re unpacking why posting on Instagram feels so much more cringe than TikTok, delivering a spicy PSA on why “relatable” is overrated, and debating John’s borderline fanfiction-level love for Taylor Swift…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
welcome to your new favorite comfort podcast: zero facts, maximum vibes 💅
HOSTED BY
Sika Richardson and John Moser
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