Hello again, I'll use sneaker heads. Welcome to another episode of Jesse Wilders, God, the Life. I'm Jesse Wilder. Sneaker heads, not welcome.
Sneaker heads take a hike. I'm so sorry. This is a guide to life. This is an all-inclusive program, unless you are, in fact, a sneaker head.
Well, Johnny B. Yeah, see? Yeah. All right.
Come on. Come on. Unless your name is Johnny Amadeus Bananas. Your sneaker head.
Get fucked, gang. I'll tell you what's worse than the sneaker head, since we're just going to talk about it, the sneaker industry is the actual issue. It stinks to be like, why does this shoot $10,000? Well, because we only made $500 of them.
Why did you only make $500 of them? Yeah, you're probably confused, because we are doing an appropriate topic at an appropriate time. Yeah. Yeah.
This doesn't happen very often. No. Almost never. In order to not sabotage that, we went general.
Baby, it's the spooky season episode. Here we are. It's spooky fucking season. People love this shit.
We're not this. We're not fucking pioneers. People love this. OK, but let's start with the definition.
OK. Is this the month of October, or is this longer than that? I think that, interestingly enough, that's a great question. Because I think that lots of holidays overstep, they're bound a little bit.
You are a big. You are always waging a war on Christmas. Yeah, bro. So you have to be holiday to me.
Yeah, you love that shit. You fucking hate St. Nickelars. But it feels like spooky season is just like October 1.
We're in it. No one on September 27 is like, I'm going to light some candles and burn some sage, because it's the witching hour, right? Like you can. But the Grocery stores got the shit out.
They do. But if I'm not letting fucking Albertsons tell me how to live my life, you know what I mean? They're not. I long for the days of Albertsons.
You think Albertsons sucks? Move to the south. Get Ingles up in your business. Oh, Ingles, bro.
Don't name Dr. Joe, probably. Hey, boy, please don't talk to me about bad grocery stores. I lived in New York City.
There are no grocery stores. There's just rotten produce. Yeah, you don't have grocery stores. And cereal that cost $14 for some reason.
Don't talk to me. I kind of like when I saw Ingles. I was like, there was a part of me that was like, oh, Ingles. It might be like, no, it's Ingles, baby.
Oh, it wasn't a Mexican grocery with like fresh tamales and like a little hot food counter in the back. So spooky season, I don't, I think it's kind of hard October. So you're saying October 1, October 31? I think so.
I mean, certainly, certainly November 1. It's a fact that you said October 1. I don't like what people say dates like that. Is that something you do?
Not usually, no. I don't know why. I think I was just, we kind of put on the mask for the show. And I thought that was like cool, kind of cool.
Got it, cool. Oh, mask, nice. So maybe it's like last week of September. But I do think hard stop, November 1.
We got, yeah. I'll give you the last week of September, hard stop, November 1. We got started a little early. We started discussing our spooky season movie list, mid September.
Got started on at the last week of September. OK, so I think viewing is a category. That's essential. I think that this is like.
To me, it's the best part. OK. The best part, huh? I don't like, I shouldn't say it like, I just don't care about Halloween, fam.
I think Halloween is its own category, would you say? I don't get it with Halloween. You must get. And you're a child, of course.
Oh boy, we got fucking grandpa Wabu over here. Yeah, bro, you candy and dressing up like Spider-Man. But I don't get what people love so much about Halloween as an adult. Well, I think, OK, let me hit you with a couple of things.
Oh, I don't like dressing up. OK, so first of all, some people do like dressing up that's one thing. Second of all, much like, why? Can we get them on the show to explain that to me?
OK, well, first look, man, come on. You don't say why. You know, first of all, you've met theater kids. That never goes away.
Mm, you're looking at one. Well, you're listening to one. Yeah, but I mean, you were not, you know, you were a theater kid, but they've dressed in a little black suit and you were just pulling lights and stuff. Yeah, I'm throwing my time in the theater.
That's the name of your biography. During my tenure in the theater, I was baby spot. OK, we should put at least one thing in the categories, huh? No.
I'll give you one for Halloween that I hate. Going to a bar. Oh my god. Oh, bro, but that's my preferred.
Oh, that's not true. That's not true. Going to a bar stinks very quietly to his house party, correct? Yeah, I was just going to say, but it's not because it's a Halloween house party.
It's because it is a house party. And I miss them and I want them back. I'm going to one this year, baby. I'm going to one.
Good for you. Dressing up for a house party is a gamble. I think dressing up is a two. I know everyone loves to do it.
Yeah, and when you get to a certain aid, I mean, there's it, depending on the career with, which I feel like we have a pretty reliable crew, it doesn't. Some people will go hard on the paint and that's their prerogative and that's cool. And you get there and you're like, whoa, look at their makeup. Awesome.
And then some people like me and you were like, I'm wearing a white coat on the doctor or whatever. It's like the fucking bullshit, Jim Halpert costume. Fine, fine. What do you think about?
Is costume is a category? I don't think so because then we're just straight up doing Halloween. OK, I don't. What about like scary costumes?
You see what I mean? Those are for me, dude. I don't like them. When people have like a crazy zipper face makeup or some shit like that.
Two spooky. Like come on. Scary costume? Come on.
Yeah, I don't like that. It's got to be funny or cool. Or relatively only. It's got to be cool.
It's got to be cool. What do you think about the thinker, the one where you have to like you get it? I don't mind that. It can be a little aggressive.
Yeah, I don't mind it, but it can be. Yeah, it's two. I mean, for me, for me, what I was going to be. So my great costume that I thought of last year and by great, I mean, stupid, was I was going to get a shirt that had a Ouija board on it.
And I was going to get a Waluija hat. And I was going to be a Waluija board. Yeah, think of. And that is a quote thinker.
But it's so nothing. You either know it or you don't. Yeah. I don't need it to be like plaid, attude.
You have like a dude. Yeah, right, right. Get it? Yeah.
Yeah. I hate that shit. OK, while we're talking about costumes, even though I just said we shouldn't just talk about costumes all the time, something that I actually think is very pretty good because I'm never the person that's doing this. I love how every year there's one costume that like 75% of people are.
If you're that, that sucks. Right. But I think it's very pretty good because it's like, oh, man, you're 11 from Stranger Things. I wish someone else.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, actually, everyone. Actually, that's every other person in this bar right now. You want to call them out right now? Yeah, go.
Official Jabu predictions. What do we got? I'm going to say. Oh, OK.
I think Lasso, I'm certainly not the only person to think of that. Yeah, everyone's a little tight, though, huh? Like you're getting it under the wire. Right under the wire.
That's why I also have considered it. It's like, OK, maybe I got a little time. If we had popped, we were just going to stay in the Netflix lane. If Halloween was allowed last year, we would have had about 7,000 Tiger Kings.
Tiger Kings, of course. And whatever that chick was that killed her husband. We didn't do anything for viewing. The classic scary movies to me.
Yeah, yeah, I was going to say, very quite little is the classics, right? Like you were like, OK, we're going to watch stream. We're going to watch Halloween. Yeah, for the 13th.
Yeah. We've been rolling Night Run Elm Street franchise. Oh, bro. Freddy Krueger is a gas.
Yeah, he's got a lot of bits, huh? He's nothing but bits. He only does bits. I don't, Jason, so boring.
Michael Myers, so boring. Oh my god. No. Let me tell you what, Freddy did.
I don't love Freddy Krueger from that. Let me hit you with Freddy's latest hijinks. Little movie I like to call Night Run Elm Street 5. Legit contender for the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.
Not even a good time to watch an unwatchably bad movie. Freddy pops himself into someone's womb. They give birth to a little demon Freddy. Another Freddy stands up above and goes, it's a boy.
God, that sucks, dude. He's a riot that guy. Can I put B movies as very pretty good? Yeah, but I feel like there's a special genre of B movies now that know their B movies, right?
Like Sharknado and thanks to Killing. Yeah, I don't. That's very not quite lit to me. I don't need that.
I don't love them either. But like Killer Clown's Rutter Space is one where it's like, OK, you're a bad movie. The Super Clown series I love to roll through. Can I get a bonus point to fucking Ernest, dude?
Ernest Halloween? Oh, Ernest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is that Ernest?
Say it's Halloween? Or is that just an Ernest? A very Ernest? Dude, I don't know.
Ernest Halloween. Maybe we should actually just do a, oh, Ernest scared stupid, of course. Bro, bro. I don't know.
We're not doing it. We're not dunking on Ernest. If you come to Dunkin' No, I was actually going to suggest can we do, like, can we pivot the whole podcast to be like, we just watch the podcast? Ernest, I'm not sick.
Sick. Sick. It's an Ernest. We get to Ernest, and then we run out, which seems impossible.
I think there's like a thousand of them. Ernest goes to podcast. Yeah, and then we pivot to Mr. Bean.
That feels like a natural. You're speaking my language. Do you think I really did watch it growing up? Where do you put the Harry Potter franchise?
Yeah, I don't know what Christmas time or is that Halloween time? It's the whole, it's all fucking four months, dude. It goes October, November, December, January. So it's kind of, it doesn't have to be anytime, but they are all on TV.
They don't do it during Christmas Christmas. I think it's a two. The Harry Potter movies, right? Yeah, it's also, bro, it's not.
It's eight movies. If you're not even talking about the Fantastic Beasts, speaking of it, is it a Christmas or Halloween, the greatest question of all, not very poor Christmas, what are we doing with that? I mean, I think both. It could be both, you know?
The duality of man, duality of Jack's skeleton. Binging, I usually hate binging movies and TV shows, but I think that that's a very quiet lit in spooky season, right? Let me give you another very quiet lit, because they're hard to come by these days. It's the actual scary stuff.
It's hard for movies to be scary these days. The hero Mike Flanagan knows how to do it, but I love when you get to see something that's actually scary. Yeah, I agree with that. I like it.
Especially when it's not just jump-scare bullshit or like torture porn, but it's like, oh, yeah, this is like... ...predatory. Come on, talk to me. Hey, food and bev.
I love the corny ones, okay? Very quiet lit. Hot apple cider. Very quiet lit.
Hot chocolate, even. I had me some hot chocolate last night, I bought me some mini marshmallows. Hey, hey. Hot apple cider, and...
Give me the fall bev's tea, autumnal tea. Okay, fine. I love gourds, brother. Oh, bro.
What a fucking spooky season, Grinch. Okay, fine. Boredo 3, I can't say anything bad about it. I just think it's weird.
Even when you're not eating them, you put them around the house, baby. I know. You have stuffed your closet with them, and you play pranks on people with them. Play pranks on people.
A gourd is also synonymous with spooky season because a pumpkin is a gourd. No, no, I understand. It bears mentioning. It requires mentioning.
What about activities? Yeah, activities is an activist thing. Carving pumpkins is a one. I hate it.
Drawing on pumpkins is very quiet lit. The pumpkin guts are so nasty, boy. It's okay. I haven't done it in ages because it does suck.
No one can tell us otherwise it sucks. I won't do it. Okay, but there is something to be said about the journey. Oh, God.
The only thing I would give it is if like, you know, when you see like cool shit, like someone made a Death Star out of this one or. Right, right. You know, which I'm never going to do. You're a good ass artist.
I guess that's cool. That's the problem too. Now that we have the internet, you know, it's like I've seen all these good ones. So it would be like it's a kin at this point to near you sitting down at a fucking easel with canvas and being like, I'm gonna paint something.
Like, I've seen, I've been to museums. I've seen paint. I paint shit all the time. What do you think I'm doing right now?
I'm making soups, baby. It's soup season, bro. Soup season, baby. Spooky season is the kickoff of soup season, which is dual seasonal.
It lasts through the winter. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Really?
I mean, Spooky season is the larger umbrella that Spooky season and I guess Christmas season, winter season? What are some of your favorite fall soups? I mean, we're talking gourd, baby. You know, I'll take like a little, one of them little butternut squash soups.
Oh, spicy butternut squash soup. I love a spicy gourd soup. Fucking with a chowder, dude. Get a chowder in here.
Any type of chowder you know I'll fucking dig in on that. Mushrooms are very, very spooky seasonal. Yep, agreed. Spooky is hell just looking at them.
Oh, yeah, that's scary. Scariest food? I mean, for sure. Look what they could do.
Duryin' pretty scary. It's got that stink and it's all spiky. Yeah. A mushroom got poisoned in it, legit poisoned in it sometimes.
And you don't even know. You have no idea. You have no idea. I can tell you, I don't even trust, I'll never trust a mushroom.
No person that I know, including now that live in Asheville. A lot of foragers. None of those foragers could pay me enough money to eat a mushroom they told me to eat from the forest. I mean, dude, I'm talking about like, I order a pizza fucking round table and I get mushrooms on it.
And I'm looking at it like, one of these is the big one. One of these is the fucking dozer. It's the fucking Russian roulette, but with mushroom roulette. Oh, God.
That is the name of the Jabu restaurant. It's called Mushroom Roulette. And you go, you get a mushroom pizza. One of the mushrooms on that pizza is poisonous.
One of the mushrooms is a psychedelic and the rest are regular. Oh, what do you think? I love it. That's actually a good one because the person who gets a psychedelic one might think that they're dying.
They'd be like, I got the poison one. Oh, no, I'm going to die. And the other person would be like, no, I'm dead. This person's dead.
Yeah, but then the other thing is you have to decide which one to kill to put out of their misery. And the answer is yourself because you entered into the pizza mushroom roulette and there's no nobody leaves. You like it on a haunted house? I feel like it's nothing to me.
Yeah, I do. I like it. Yeah, it's three years of it too. I think it's a three because it's this is about season.
This is about the season. You'll never do it another time and you only do it because of the season. Okay, I have something for you. I'm going to put haunted house in quotes.
Bro, you ever get some season come around and you actually go somewhere haunted or do that kind of shit? I never have. I love it. You just got you got some haunted houses on hand that you'll just go to.
You just go to places you're not supposed to be and you just pretend they're haunted basically, but you just go to like a abandoned places. Yeah, I did. I remember when I wrote that that clickbait list about the most haunted place in the world. We still got a hop over that castle in Transylvania or Romania or whatever.
Yeah, well, and we got we got to get that haunted horse situation sorted out for sure. For the haunted horse hotel of Montana. But I think both haunted houses are three. I love like going when we I think I've said this before on the podcast maybe, but when we first started at SF State, there was just this straight up abandoned building on campus that was like, I think, boarded up for asbestos.
Sweet, the library. They called it. Yeah. Got him.
Did you see by the way, did you get you check your alumni email? Your most recent alumni email. I'm sure you're looking at all of them. I get spam on that shit the day after I graduate.
Baby, they just built a brand new beautiful building for you guessed it. The broadcasting majors and the creative writing major. God, whatever. I hate that.
It's fucking it's a little building. It's fucking whips as it looks so cool. I was like, oh cool. What's this building for?
Oh, neat. So I wouldn't have to be in the dumb humanities building anymore. Thanks a lot. In a merit.
Stupid ass. Dumb pile of shit. That's cool. I might get my PhD from there.
We'll see. Oh, going back. I'll make fun of the dining center. They'll kick our ass.
They'll throw me out right away. Nobody likes that shit. So real haunted house. I went to the fucking abandoned property on SF State's campus.
You know, you're just weird shit in there and you just go in there with your flashlights and you're all everything else. It's a good time. Was that shit in Santa Cruz? Mystery spot?
Mystery spot, I think, is a two to me. I don't. It's suck. I mean, it's honestly, maybe a one.
I think it was going to be a mystery spot on Halloween. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I do have bad news.
If you have a mystery spot bumper sticker, I'm going to need you to take it off. You got a digit. Talk about everyone has the same costume. Bro, everyone got the mystery spot bumper sticker.
People love that fucking bumper sticker. That thing is sustaining all of Santa Cruz. Hot as selling bumper sticker ever? Right behind on the proud parent of an honor student?
It's that and it's fucking Keep Tahoe Blue in the Bay Area. That's the two. Yeah. Activities, like a Halloween parade or fair.
That's like a one to me. I don't give a shit about that. Oh, bro. What about going to something like colonial?
What's that? Colonial stuff. No, I don't like that. He'll grimy stuff.
No, that's tough. You go to the village where they dream broke. That's like a Renaissance fair, but for Puritans, is that what you're saying? Yeah, like one of those reenactment places.
No, no, no, no, no. You could stop at that word and you know my fucking answer. That's a one dude. I'm not going to any colonial reenactments.
Listen to yourself. Bro. Yeah, I'm not here for it. What do you put a pumpkin patch?
Is it a two? I don't mind it. Come on. Give it a three.
He wants a pumpkin patch. I was recently talking to someone and they were telling the story about how they were like a clock. I was supposed to go to the pumpkin patch with my family on Saturday, but then this other thing came up. So I said, you know, maybe we can go to the pumpkin patch, you know, Sunday.
And my wife said, oh, no, well, I made the, I made our reservation for Saturday, the Sunday book. Imagine having to put in our fucking resi for a pumpkin patch? Oh, no. What kind of dumb shit is that?
Jesus Christ. I love a pumpkin patch, baby. Hey, apple orchards and like blueberry picking shit. Take some notes.
You know what? I love that pumpkin patch. I don't got to go pick the shit. It's just sitting there.
I just got to go point and say that one. I do like a pumpkin patch because you walk away from it and you have your big pumpkins and you think I got the best pumpkin here. Nobody got there. Oh my God.
Yeah. These other fucking idiots took those pumpkins. Did they even see these pumpkins? It's like, it's the opposite feeling I get at a Christmas tree lot.
Christmas tree lot I get there. I'm like, jeez, what the fuck is this garbage? Everyone has better trees than me. I got this dumb little fucking, this is got no goddamn leaves on it.
It's either for way too tall for your house or far too short. You like the, you like a pumpkin with a bunch of warts on it. You love those warts. Oh, no, bro.
But you know what I do like a little, a little white on the pumpkin. You know, it's kind of white. Yeah, you're, that's, you're, it's like a white power wobbly thing. So, it's a three, right?
When it, when appropriate it's a three. Yeah. I mean, but like are, do you have to go? Are you an adult taking a child trick or treating?
Because that's, it sucks. Here's what I like. Number one. If I'm the, if I'm the kid doing that active trick or treating that's fine.
Yeah, obviously it's great. Two, I'm not having kids, so I'm not, I'm not fucking carrying around a little kid on the leash, when he's doing his own candy fucking begging. But three, I don't mind being the passerouter. I kind of like it actually.
Yeah, because then it's like someone who's stayed home a lot of Halloween's because I'm a I'm gonna screw you about it. It's a little bit exciting. I like it, you get the little door. Ooh, who do we have here?
And bro, you know, Wobble got the good shit. Right, of course, yeah. Which will. We have even, Smarties is the good shit for you.
Loose, baby. No, yeah, let's do Candy. I think we've earned it. Okay, well I'm gonna put your dream in.
And I need you to prepare your ears and buttholes for potentially my hottest take, which is I like Candy Corn. Yeah, he's one of them. I think that it gets a bad rap. I don't think it's fair the hate that it gets.
I agree with you on that. Because it doesn't, I don't know what people hate it about. It tastes like a bunch of sugar. Like it's just pure, it doesn't have a taste to me other than very sweet.
I like the texture. If the texture's not anything to me and I don't, I don't really understand the shape, color combo. Oh, bro. Have you, you never saw that BuzzFeed list?
No, dude. How dare you speak though, that sentence at me? No, it's just like one of those things that everyone knows because they saw him on the BuzzFeed list. Okay, what is it?
I didn't see it. They're all kernels that when assembled together make a big ear of corn. Oh my God, that is fucking gross, dude. I'm gonna find a picture of this.
That is fucking gross, dude. So candy corn, I'm willing to give it a two, actually. I appreciate that. That's all I hoped for.
But what's the best Halloween candy? I mean, is it Reese's? Is it Reese's? It's Reese's to me.
It's Reese's and it's far away Reese's. Yeah, you're talking to the scholar on the mat turn. You're fucking spell it, dude. Would you agree that no one has published more words on Reese's than I?
I agree with that. And you definitely couldn't say you've eaten more Reese's than anybody because there's some fats about there that's like you. Correct, I would never say that. I have tried more than the average person.
And probably thought about it more than anyone outside of like Reese's HQ. Probably. Here's the trick. Reese's are mostly the same.
But some of them are really fucking great. And it is what I think of when I think of Halloween candy. First and foremost. And I'm just gonna put this, actually this is gonna be a bonus point.
It is, for those of that acknowledge it, another very fine season, and a long one, mind you. It's the beginning of shape season, which is. Shape season. And that's the other well thing about Reese's, bro, is that it is also synonymous with other seasons?
Like Valentine's Day, I think of Reese's. Fucking Easter, I think of Reese's. Christmas, I still, above all, it's Hallo's Eve. Reese's that I think of first.
Yeah. We've talked about this though. The egg is the superior shape, correct? Yes.
Pumpkin, pumpkin is second to me. Mini eggs. The eggs, so this is the best part about shape season. The eggs and the pumpkin for my money are the best too.
And in that order, pumpkin starts shape season. Egg ends shape season. That's the final shape before we head to the long summer without shapes. If you don't know what the fuck we're talking about, by the way, cause I guess that is not entirely clear.
Reese's puts out the shapes, the pumpkin shaped fucking candies. You know the. They do bats and eyeballs. Not something I ever really understood with the eyeballs.
Yeah, yeah. Easy shit. But, but pumpkin was the originator. And then from, from spooky season, you get your bats or eyeballs or pumpkins.
You move into the fall, which is basically just Christmas. So you start to get the trees popping up. Correct. And now they do like nut crackers also.
And I think they have like bells, like the jingle bells. And then you get into February, which is hard. And then you get into the springtime, which is the fucking Piz Nett as his own slag. This is so boring.
Nah. Oh. OK. Obviously, obviously, obviously, very quite light full sized candy bars.
Like that is, goes outside. Reese's excluded to me. The mini cups are the jam. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
You walk up and there's like a full sized snickers or something. One little tiny kick out ain't enough. Yeah. A little bite size.
I'm a three musketeers defender. Can I get a two? Fine. I like all this dumb ass.
There's so much better. It's good, bro. And I can we send Milky Way to the depths? No.
I don't even have anything from Milky Way. But like you're trying to put Milky Way as a one, but three musk as a two? Is there even a difference between those two fucking cups? Well, yeah.
Milky Way gets stuck to your teeth for the next 200 years. Look at that. Katamel. OK.
I'm putting Milky Way as a two. I'm putting butter fingers into you. I love butter finger. You want to talk about stuck in your teeth, baby?
Yeah, I, to me, it's untenable. That's a trip to the dentist. Oreos up to some stuff this month, eh? Are they?
I think they don't. They got like orange cream. Oh, they do. Like the boo Oreos.
I've never. I won't. You know, I've never ever had a different type of Oreo outside of the mint one. Oh, baby, that is a shame.
There's 10 million of them. And I just cannot. Every one of them is so good. Like I'm not joking.
How can that be? They're so good. There's like a coffee one that's so good. There's like a f***y mudslide one that's so good.
OK, they need to stay in their lane. Nah, they're also good. Why? Why would they stay in their lane?
Can we talk about some f***ing stinkers? I hate. I hate whoppers, dude. I hate them.
Oh, I don't mind them. Come on. Two please. Two please.
I'll give you a snicker, bro. I'll give you the worst candy in history of candy. Circus peanuts. Yeah, I mean, that's like a pun.
That's not barely even candy. Off top of your head, what do you think the flavor of circus peanuts are? Like fiber or something? I don't know.
I don't know. Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? They are, in fact, banana.
Oh, actually, I knew that and it does make sense. It doesn't. They are so f***ing bad. It's shocking.
Yeah, they're not good. In college, in our little student store, where they sold the pizza, they had circus peanuts on the wall. In freshman year, I marked one of the bags with a Sharpie to see if anyone would buy it, and I swear to God it lasted a year. What an interesting science experiment you can talk to.
The only science experiment that I did in college. My freak ass dad got all over circus peanuts at the gas station on a road trip. Oh my god, did you throw up? I can't imagine the smell being trapped in a car with the smell of circus peanuts.
You are a giant baby. All right, we cannot speak so much about candy. This is just turning into candy episode. Why?
Let's just get some other sneakers out there, please, because I know they exist. The problem is I like a lot of the ones people hate. I like Smarties. Yeah, Smarties suck.
Actually, you know what? F*** you, dude. I'm moving Waupers to a one. Come on.
I give you candy corn and F***ing tears gets a two, and Waupers gets a one. Waupers suck, dude. Not only do they taste bad and they get all of your teeth because it's malt, but they come in either a little cardboard box, not interested, or a little sleeve that you would feel like. The long, the rectangular cardboard box is so hard to get them out, especially in a movie.
F*** me. You should have seen me try to get some bunch of crunch out the other night during James Bond. I was taking a fucking racket, dude. Oh, man.
Oh, man. Bunch of crunch. Pretty f***ing good. I like dots.
How do you feel about dots? I feel like that's a- Oh, my God. Too sticky. I'm putting them at two.
That's dots? That's my candy corn. I think a lot of people dislike dots. It's not that the flavor is so bad.
They're so sticky. Oh, my God. Yeah. Eating them, you have to close and open your mouth as wide as a go.
It should be illegal to eat dots in public. I, for me, very quite late is all the sour candies. You know I love the sour. Yeah, of course.
Sour belts. The wax lips suck my shit. The wax lips. Obviously.
In the middle. What are those little bottles? Those little wax bottles. Those are gross.
They have a crazy name. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. I don't- They're like Nicki Nips or something like that.
Oh, my God. Any type of pamphlet in my trigger treat bag? A pamphlet? You never got a pamphlet, dude?
You never got a fucking- You go on trick-or-treating at the funeral home? Oh, dude. They would give me every once in awhile and they were like, here's your candy in here. There's a little reading in here.
Then you get home and it's like some f***ing jesus shit, dude. Oh, bro. No, I lived in a normal place. Didn't happen to me.
Yeah, sorry dude. I was blue collar folk. We don't know nothing but God Wait speaking of this though. Sorry.