STAB! 449 - The Human Cartwheel

In this fleshy, round episode of the STAB! show, easily winded host Jesse Jones welcomes an aspirationally athletic panel of Grant Potter, Alex Shewmaker, & Chris Emery to share their three takes on HBD, pick-up lines to and from a nature trail, a pot of office break room coffee at 4:45pm, & a wax sculpture of Chris Emery, craigslist posts for an apprenticeship opportunity to train to be an absolute dirtbag, services as a “fantasy boyfriend” to present on social media, & a whole fuck pile of really cool shit, dating profiles for a taco salad, a guy in his 50s who can kinda do a cartwheel, & a background character in a sitcom, and rundowns and recaps of podcasts including one hosted by a trio of AI programs, programmed to create the “Sickest, most Bingeable Podcast Ever, Ever.”, titled “Mouth Feel”, & from a world that’s going to be destroyed by an asteroid in a little less than a year.