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the STAB! show
by STAB! Comedy Theater
the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
Episodes
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STAB! 509 - See You In Europe!
In this sadly non-refundable episode of the STAB! show, dejected host Jesse Jones welcomes, six feet apart, a panel of Jenna Swartz, Connor Martin, & Lacey Carroll to share their three takes on RSN, greeting cards for events including, “Congratulations on Somehow Making Ends Meet Again This…
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STAB! 508 - It Is The Whiz
In this golden, gooey episode of the STAB! show, steak supporter and host Nick Pettigrew welcomes a tangy panel including Brett Stults, Dani Walsh, & Jesse Jones to share their three different MODOKs, nine exhibits in the Taco Bell Museum of American History, closing arguments in cases including...
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STAB! 507 - To The Delight of No One
In this episode of the STAB! show, that, you know, happened, deadpan host Jesse Jones welcomes a non-plussed panel of Nick Coleman, Michelle Petro, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on BURMA, bootlegs of Whiplash, The Fault In Our Stars, & The Lego Movie, celebrations foreign beer…
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STAB! 506 - Nervous Silence
In this eye contact avoiding episode of the STAB! show, shame harboring host Jesse Jones welcomes an reflexively flinching panel Jeff Brown, Gaby Gilmore, & Marco Cabodi to share their three CASMUKs, pick-up lines to or from a rundown neighborhood park, someone in a pharmaceutical commercial, & a...
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STAB! 505 - Baby Animals & Ridiculousness
In this adorable, nonsensical episode of the STAB! show, shaky legged host Jesse Jones welcomes an absolutely bonkers panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Jess Roberts, & Frankie Lord to share their three takes on BDA, nine items on the bathroom walls of Influencers, recipes for various stuffs and…
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STAB! 504 - To Plumb
In this active, descriptive episode of the STAB! show, handle pumper and host Jesse Jones welcomes a capable, highly trained panel of Cierra Ramirez, Abbey Hagen, & Jack Marie to share their three ISTMs, bootlegs of Super Mario Brothers, Grand Theft Auto, & Stardew Valley, campaign speeches for a...
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STAB! 503 - What Can Men Really Do To Help Women?
In this liberated episode of the STAB! show, big dumb lunk of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a fiery and capable panel of Dayna Bryant, Jenna Swartz, & Joe-Joe Louis, to share their three takes on DSP, nine haiku about the World Cup, closing arguments in defense of a punchable face, a poop cruise, &...
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STAB! 502 - Breakfast, Brunch & Beyond
In this bountiful broadcast of bawdy buffoonery, braggadocious barker Jesse Jones beckons a bright, boisterous board of Sam Sellers, Lindsey Nakano, & Grant Potter to share their three VMEs, pick-up lines to and from a bashful pterodactyl, the clearance section in Safeway, & a jetski, craigslist...
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STAB! 501 - Compression Fishnets
In this sexy but constricting episode of the STAB! show, leggy host Jesse Jones welcomes a tightly packed panel of Bernie Baktashian, Alex Shewmaker, & Emma Haney to share their three takes on MGC, nine Bitterness bulletin board items, breakfast cereals themed around soccer moms, 80s action…
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STAB! 500 - Morton’s Safety Salt Rock Salt
In this monumentally safe episode of the STAB! show, big gritty host Jesse Jones welcomes a treacherous panel of Jaclyn Weiand, Kameron Schmid, & Tyler Kinney to share their three DUMBs, new greeting cards for “Congratulations on surviving a near death experience”, “Happy ‘You Touched A Butt...
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STAB! 499 - Cheese Sticks
In this gloriously gooey episode of the STAB! show, stringy, dippable host Kameron Schmid, welcomes a gorgeous, golden panel of Eric Barger, Sam Hochhalter, & Jesse Jones to share their three takes on WFH, pick-up lines to and from a cartoon alien, a rodeo clown, & a sassy housekeeper…
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STAB! 498 - Walmart Lesbians
In this devastating, fierce episode of the STAB! show, easy target and host Jesse Jones welcomes a shredding panel of Dylan Fox, Willie Travis, & Marco Cabodi to share their three CWDs, nine Summer Vacation haiku, campaign speeches from a certificate from the International Star Registry running…
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STAB! 497 - A Celebration of the Toot
In this flatulent episode of the STAB! show, cheek clappin’ host Jesse Jones welcomes a fragrant, noisy, hilarious panel of Jeff Brown, Dayna Bryant, & Emma Haney share their three takes on EFNH, bootlegs of The Middle, Mike & Molly, & CSI:Cyber, recipes for an inside joke, a super chill pool...
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STAB! 496 - Eat The Swirl, Munch The Crunch
In this humiliating episode of the STAB! show, bully with specific needs and host Jesse Jones welcomes a sloshing, snarfing panel of Jack Marie, Micaela Pettigrew, & Tyler Kinney to share their three BCMs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters COIBRPS, AFOSATA, & UFQTTNE, descriptions of…
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STAB! 495 - Grab Your Ladle Soldier
In this aggressively noodled episode of the STAB! show, hearty host Jesse Jones welcomes a creamy, brothy panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Nick Coleman, & Christy Farley to share their three takes on TBO, nine items on the bathroom walls of Optimism, craigslist postings for a just okay moral compass, a...
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STAB! 494 - Eels & Cheese
In this hearty British treat of an episode of the STAB! show, big clock and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel innit, of Daniel Kessenich, Christiana, & Marco Cabodi to share their three E&Cs, nine items on the breakroom bulletin board of Jerk Ass Dipshit Fuck Wads, closing arguments in defense of...
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STAB! 493 - Get It While It’s Wet
In this disturbingly damp episode of the STAB! show, bindle boy and host Jesse Jones welcomes a gruff, moist panel of Cory Barringer, Rebecca Beskeen, & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on WADR, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters OUAFCDU, PCIPBIL, & EWLARXA, breakfast cereals...
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STAB! 492 - Don’t Over Think It
In this first thought theater episode of the STAB! show, top of mind host Jesse Jones welcomes an impulsive panel of Connor Martin, Mikhail Chernyavky, & Brett Stults to share their three TNCCs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters EDUOBML, KUDOLIA, & ARPMUCE, campaign speeches from a…
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STAB! 491 - A Sloppy Pile of Loose Juice
In our fourth trip to Crocker ArtMix, drippy yuck host Jesse Jones welcomes a bucket full of panel glop including Frankie Lord, Lacey Carroll, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three CAMs, descriptions of new drugs including, Little Blue Boys, O’Keeffe Kush, & Dali Drops, and synopsis of Made-Up...
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STAB! 490 - Bottom Shelf Animals
In this still pretty good episode of the STAB! show, ferret with a limp and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of slightly used birds, Carissa Edwards, Mickey McKim, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on RBCA, pick-up lines to and from a backyard full of snails, a self-conscious tiger, & an...
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STAB! 489 - Dip Dive
In this hummus covered episode of the STAB! show, extra mild host Jesse Jones welcomes a chaotic, dangerous spread of a panel of Kameron Schmid, Gaby Gilmore, & Molly Doan to share their three CERRAs, nine Spring haiku, recipes for defending yourself against a gaslighter, someone who really…
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STAB! 488 - Who Up Blimpin’?
In this leisurely buoyant episode of the STAB! show, rigid hot Jesse Jones welcomes a floaty panel of Sean Crandall, Kyle Buis, & Kim Martel to share their three takes on SCOBY, nine bulletin board items from the break room of Morning People, craigslist postings for a meme collection of varying...
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STAB! 487 - Greek Mythology & Mathematical Supplies
In this precise and brutal episode of the STAB! show, swan and host Jesse Jones welcomes a intricately graphed panel of Ben Rice, Jenna Shartz, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three WITHIHs, pick-up lines to and from a stressed out sloth, a saucy little pencil case with a secret, & Red 40…
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STAB! 486 - Puce Responsibly
In this ethically dosed episode of the STAB! show, brightly colored host Jesse Jones welcomes a freaked out panel of Eric Barger, Dani Walsh, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on OA, new STAB!tionary entries including IOARSRC, MYAULIH & OWTPUMH, new breakfast cereals including a cereal...
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STAB! 485 - My Pregnant Sonic
In this very wrong episode of the STAB! show, expectant host Jesse Jones welcomes a glowing, radiant panel of Dayna Bryant, Rebecca Beskeen, & Tyler Kinney to share their three BISTs, nine items from the bathroom walls of the Olympic Village in Milano Cortina, Lip Filler, campaign speeches from a...
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STAB! 484 - Finger Guns Written Out
In this pew pew episode of the STAB! show, cool guy Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of long hand folk in Emma Haney, Cierra Ramirez, & Marco Cabodi to share their three takes on DIO, new Greeting Cards for “Happy Better You Than Me, Day”, "Congratulations on Watching 16 Straight Days of Curling”, &...
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STAB! 483 - H-E-Single-Parking-Space
In this genre twisting episode of the STAB! show, scary boy host Jesse Jones welcomes a den of bears in Willie Travis, Jorge Hernandez, & Jack Marie to share their three HELLs, pick-up lines to and from a rusty meat hook, an old leather glove with knives on it, & blood, recipes for things,...
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STAB! 482 - Kale Quest
In this leafy episode of the STAB! show, healthful adventurer and host Jesse Jones welcomes a cruciferous panel of Micaela Pettigrew, Michelle Petro, & Lacey Carroll to share their three takes on DML, nine 2026 Winter Olympic haiku, closing arguments in defense of drunken late night online…
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STAB! 481 - Wet Plus Smell
In this damp, dank episode of the STAB! show, moist host Jesse Jones welcomes a whiffy panel of Sethu Chidambaram, Jeff Brown, & Joe-Joe Louis, to share their three GHINs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Self Determination, celebrations of Yerba Buena, Olympic curling, the Rubik’s...
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STAB! 480 - Sleep for Dinner
In this achingly poor episode of the STAB! show, destitute host Jesse Jones welcomes a grumbly tummy panel of Adam Cranfill, Gaby Gilmore, & Joe Matthews to share their three takes on NCS, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters EFILOFT, POEEUTR, KYUBUKA, craigslist postings for six dozen...
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STAB! 479 - Bitter and Salty
In this resting scowl of an episode of the STAB! show, REAL annoyed host Jesse Jones welcomes a deep sigh of a panel of Dayna Bryant, Brett Stults, & Kim Martel to share their three HCFCs, pick-up lines to or from a manipulative groundhog, a pretty good waffle breakfast, & the couch in your...
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STAB! 478 - Radical Whimsy
In this aggressively light hearted episode of the STAB! show, mirth bomber and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of anarcho-jokesters Bernie Baktashian, & Daniel Kessenich to share their two takes on HRDC, six topical haiku about the first week and a half of 2026, campaign speeches for a sandwich...
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STAB! 477 - Snake Pants
In this tastefully attired episode of the STAB! show, fabric tube and host Jesse Jones welcomes an immodest panel of Kameron Schmid, Jeff Brown, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three BRDFs, pick-up lines to and from a motivational poster, an independent coffee shop, & a vanity license plate,...
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STAB! 476 - A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2025
In this festivly traditional episode of the STAB! show, it’s our 2025 STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza! And this year, host and jolly gent Jesse Jones welcomes friends, performers and producers of STAB! things Alex Shewmaker, Bernie Baktashian, Cierra Ramirez, Connor Martin, Cory...
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STAB! 475 - Dark Christmas Energy
In this ever so slightly off episode of the STAB! show, twisted host Jesse Jones welcomes a chilly panel of Dylan Fox, Mikhail Cherynavsky, & Jeff Brown to share their three PRIMEs, pick-up lines to and from the guy at the Christmas party that makes sure to point out the mistletoe, one of Santa’s...
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STAB! 474 - Scores of Orphans
In this cold, lonely, overwhelming episode of the STAB! show, gruel covered host Jesse Jones welcomes a whooping cough riddled, parentless panel of Emma Haney, Kyle Buis & Marco Cabodi to share their three takes on CHIM, nine haiku about the Christmas season, celebrations of the Milestone Mo-Tel,...
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STAB! 473 - Nick Crannon’s Dougnuts
In this fruitfully multiplying episode of the STAB! show, sticky host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of low hanging Dougs, Jack Marie, Brett Stults & Christy Farley to share their three MLYs, new Greeting Cards for “our condolences on this, the anniversary of you absolutely losing your shit in…
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STAB! 472 - The Sky is Full of Feces
In this unfortunately accurate episode of the STAB! show, air clump and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of yuck drizzle in Dayna Bryant, David Shapiro & Frankie Lord to share their three takes on PTL, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters AZTNIPE, JEJWBEV, & VSDUKIM, descriptions of...
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STAB! 471 - Alchemize Our Shame And Guilt
In this gluttonous holiday themed episode of the STAB! show, shameful host Jesse Jones welcomes a guilty panel of Jenna Swartz, Cierra Ramirez, & Daniel Kessenich to share their three takes on NFL, nine items on the bathroom walls of Black Friday, three recipes for each panelists’ family’s...
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STAB! 470 - A Bear Fighting A Tree
In this epic struggle of an episode of the STAB! show, burly, hair host Jesse Jones welcomes a strong, majestic panel of Christiana, Micaela Pettigrew, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three SHSAAs, bootlegs of Planes, Trains & Automobiles, Alice’s Restaurant, & Dutch, craigslist postings for a…
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STAB! 469 - Hot Dog Tracker Dot Com
In this consistent, reliable episode of the STAB! show, six quarter host Jesse Jones welcomes an all beef panel of Grant Potter, Alex Shewmaker, & Chris Emery to share their three takes on PIMA, new greeting cards including a “Happy Surprise Holiday Season Layoff” card, “So You’ve Got $40 In Your...
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STAB! 468 - Aspirational Bed Death
In this comfortable, accepted episode of the STAB! show, warm counterbalance and host Jesse Jones welcomes an acceptable, sturdy panel of Connor Martin, Rebecca Beskeen, & Michelle Petro to share their three GHBs, nine (more or less) items on the break room bulletin board of pragmatism, recipes…
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STAB! 467 - Mars Smells Like Cabbage
In this fragrant episode of the STAB! show, unpleasant surprise of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a leafy, whiffy panel of Marco Cabodi, Sam Hochhalter, & Frankie Lord to share their three takes on PSAT, pick-up lines to and from a nice hearty Fall soup, actionable intelligence, & craisins,...
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STAB! 466 - A Good Southern Sniff
In this lung full of hospitality that IS this episode of the STAB! show, sweet tea stinkin’ host Jesse Jones welcomes a debutant panel of Sam Hochhalter, Heather Rogue, & Jack Marie to share their three PUUs, nine haiku about the state of the world, campaign speeches from a box of dental floss...
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STAB! 465 - Framily
In this super close, tight knit episode of the STAB! show, closer than a brother host Jesse Jones welcomes a strictly platonic panel of Cierra Ramirez, Tessa Brown, & Dayna Bryant to share their three takes on RIF, bootlegs of Jeepers Creepers, Zombieland, & Omen, closing arguments in defense of...
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STAB! 464 - Poop is Brown
In this healthy, full formed episode of the STAB! show, regular host Jesse Jones welcomes a corny panel of Kameron Schmid, Cory Barringer, & Eric Barger to share their three HAGOs, new Greeting Cards for “Congratulations on that threesome”, “Incase you thought we forgot”, “Happy First time you…
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STAB! 463 - Breadverages
In this thick and yeasty episode of the STAB! show, nutty, full bodies host Jesse Jones welcomes a glass of an uncrustable panel in Joe-Joe Louis, Ben Warheit, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on BLOG, bootleg versions of The Croods, Kangaroo Jack, & The Love Guru, new theme restaurants...
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STAB! 462 - More Mom, More Hat
In this hatful, Momly episode of the STAB! show, outsider barely holding it all together, and host, Jesse Jones welcomes a cacophonic up skirt panel of Jeff Brown, Emma Haney, & Kim Martel to share their three YMBJs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters WILEJAT, EHACOUM, & LNGIACU…
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STAB! 461 - Five Paws Good
In this exceptionally furry episode of the STAB! show, good boy and host Jesse Jones welcomes a purr-fect panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Jess Roberts, & Molly Doan to share their three takes on COL, pick-up lines to and from a straw man argument, banana Laughy Taffy, & the 90s Taco Bell interior design...
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STAB! 460 - Sea Foam
In this frothy, salty episode of the STAB! show, thieving crab and host Jesse Jones welcomes a briney panel of Lacey Carroll, Connor Martin, & Sam Hochhalter share their three MOOPs, new greeting cards for occasions including Happy Petty Revenge Day, Sorry you’ve just realized you’ve Finally…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
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