STAB! 474 - Scores of Orphans

In this cold, lonely, overwhelming episode of the STAB! show, gruel covered host Jesse Jones welcomes a whooping cough riddled, parentless panel of Emma Haney, Kyle Buis & Marco Cabodi to share their three takes on CHIM, nine haiku about the Christmas season, celebrations of the Milestone Mo-Tel, Bob Barker, Saturday Night Fever, Bush v Gore, the HMS Duchess, & National Ding-A-Ling Day, descriptions of new drugs: Ugly Sweaters, Cranbarium, & Tinselux 9, and the results of fights between a single mother of five in 2012 who camped outside of a Target store for Black Friday deals Vs. a group of people getting increasingly more defiant about leaving if they’re not given some figgy pudding, right now, a sentient leg lamp, powered by the angst of an elf who only ever wanted to be a dentist vs. a crotchety, miserly old skinflint with a bucket full of a former magical snowman, and all of the birds from the 12 Days of Christmas led by a Grinch who’s heart grew FOUR sizes vs. all of the people from the 12 Days of Christmas led by a beagle on a flying dog house.