STAB! 479 - Bitter and Salty

In this resting scowl of an episode of the STAB! show, REAL annoyed host Jesse Jones welcomes a deep sigh of a panel of Dayna Bryant, Brett Stults, & Kim Martel to share their three HCFCs, pick-up lines to or from a manipulative groundhog, a pretty good waffle breakfast, & the couch in your grandparents’ family room that no one was ever allowed to go in, descriptions of breakfast cereals branded around quiet confidence, made for the inhabitants of a magical forest of anthropomorphic animals, & branded around being the only competent person at your work, reviews of things including a Yelp review of an elf cookie tree under new management, sobriety purchased on Temu, & the YouTube comments for Earth, and descriptions of new businesses including designing mud run obstacle courses for neat freaks and germaphobes, a chain of co-working makerspace hacker lab establishments that cater specifically to people who pick up new hobbies in the New Year and immediately drop them, & selling parchment and quills to Gen Alpha.