STAB! 496 - Eat The Swirl, Munch The Crunch

In this humiliating episode of the STAB! show, bully with specific needs and host Jesse Jones welcomes a sloshing, snarfing panel of Jack Marie, Micaela Pettigrew, & Tyler Kinney to share their three BCMs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters COIBRPS, AFOSATA, & UFQTTNE, descriptions of new cereals themed around being sick at home on a school day as a kid, a work function outside the office, & a cereal called “Cinnamon Swirly Health-Ums”, descriptions of new drugs, including Li'l Screamums, Nutri-Caulk, & Jelly Deans, and descriptions of fights between a barrel of Old Sac salt water taffy just two days away from retirement vs. a spinny rack of novelty California license plates with nothing left to lose, an army of Thrift Store employees armed with security tag remover guns and stacks of jigsaw puzzles missing any number of pieces vs. A platoon of Coffee Shop baristas armed with milk steamers and a case full of unsold end of shift pastries, & everyone waiting in the drive thru line of a Chick-Fil-A on a Friday afternoon lunch rush vs. Everyone waiting outside a DMV office before it opens on a Monday morning.