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EPISODE · Jun 24, 2026 · 57 MIN

STAB! 500 - Morton’s Safety Salt Rock Salt

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In this monumentally safe episode of the STAB! show, big gritty host Jesse Jones welcomes a treacherous panel of Jaclyn Weiand, Kameron Schmid, & Tyler Kinney to share their three DUMBs, new greeting cards for “Congratulations on surviving a near death experience”, “Happy ‘You Touched A Butt Day!’”, & “Wishing you Ill in this Difficult Time”, closing arguments in defense of a matchmaker with really poor character judgments, only doing the right thing when you know someone is watching, & getting dragged into doing something you really don’t want to do for someone that you don’t really even like that much, dating profiles for someone who masturbates in a tanning bed, a bag of mulch, & someone who leaves painted rocks in parks, and rundowns of podcasts including a show hosted by two guys who are both secretly really into each other, but are afraid to act on it, and their mutual best friend, a podcast titled “Mind Your P’s & Q’s” hosted by Barry, Larry and Gary, & a podcast hosted by a freshly raked pile of leaves and a good book sitting on a neatly folded quilt.

In this monumentally safe episode of the STAB! show, big gritty host Jesse Jones welcomes a treacherous panel of Jaclyn Weiand, Kameron Schmid, & Tyler Kinney to share their three DUMBs, new greeting cards for “Congratulations on surviving a near death experience”, “Happy ‘You Touched A Butt Day!’”, & “Wishing you Ill in this Difficult Time”, closing arguments in defense of a matchmaker with really poor character judgments, only doing the right thing when you know someone is watching, & getting dragged into doing something you really don’t want to do for someone that you don’t really even like that much, dating profiles for someone who masturbates in a tanning bed, a bag of mulch, & someone who leaves painted rocks in parks, and rundowns of podcasts including a show hosted by two guys who are both secretly really into each other, but are afraid to act on it, and their mutual best friend, a podcast titled “Mind Your P’s & Q’s” hosted by Barry, Larry and Gary, & a podcast hosted by a freshly raked pile of leaves and a good book sitting on a neatly folded quilt.

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