Stained into Consciousness with Ruj the Cursed Rug (Jorin Garguilo)

You have pulled the Rug, a reminder that you aren't a total pushover even though you let people walk all over you! Don't wring out your tassels in shame. You're a testament to how much patience a floor mat can practice, considering the variety of gross happenings that have occured on you. You tend to bring out the worst in people, but at least you get to watch whatever is on TV while it's happening! Just remember that your variety of stains only makes you a tapestry of many colors and stories. You reject that typical beige-gray lifestyle in favor of being a rainbow of dirt and filth...but a rainbow nonetheless! So book your flight to Florida, commit some light onanism, and invite Pauly Shore to roll up with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and low-pile layabout John Garguilo!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneRuj the Cursed Rug: Jorin GarguiloTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod