Star Wars 18: Luke Is Jedi

This is crazy, but I swear to God the second we stopped recording, Disney announced another Star Wars movie. The full title of the movie is actually "Star Wars 18: Luke Is Jedi Clone Wars Again 2: He Is Actually BB8: The Jedi Wars". From the leaks I've seen online about the plot, this actually fixes all the recent problems with the entire franchise, and makes both "Star Wars 20" and the remakes fit perfectly into the canon storyline. We should never have doubted their ability to make everything come together like this. We apologize to Disney for ever thinking they didn't know what they were doing. Also, Robin Williams is a baby and Vin Diesel is the new "The Rock".   P.S. in light of this recent leak, everything said in this episode is no longer valid, you can therefore skip it if you'd like.   If you've ever woken up with blood in your mouth, let us know. We are trying to catch the scoundrels that keep doing that to people. [email protected]   If you know the best way to start scamming kids, let me know. Not that I want to do it...it's just...you know...knowledge is power. I want to know how to stop it from happening, that's all. [email protected]