(stbb 500) cloud shaped bacon

05/10/16...STBB 500 ENTRY... THE INTERNET DOESNT EVEN HAPPEN PROPERLY IN THIS ROOM. LIKE THERES CHICKEN WIRE BUILT INTO THE WALLS MESSING UP THE FUCKIN WI FI. WISH I COULD HIGH FIVE IT IN ITS RIGHT EYE WITH A HANDFUL OF BALL SWEAT. IM SITTING HERE GETTIN IN MORE DEBT. SOMETHING AINT RIGHT BEHIND MY FOREHEAD. TRAPPED INSIDE A VORTEX. FUCK CATCHING A ROCKET TO MARS IM GOING MULTIDIMENSIONAL WHILE DEEP FRYING VEGETABLES. THATS NOT EVEN SENSIBLE. ATE SOME DAMP USED COFFEE GROUNDS GOING FULL PARKINSONS CANT EVEN HOLD THE PENCIL STILL LIKE HIPPIES TRIPPING HEAVILY AT A FESTIVAL, SMOKE TILL I TURN INTO A VEGETABLE. FIVE PLUS A DAY CUNTS.