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slanteyez

by slanteyez

FROM THE DARK AND COLD AND FORBIDDING WILDERNESS OF THE NORTH AN UNLIKELY YOUNG HERO EMERGES TO BRING A POSITIVE MESSAGE TO SOCIETY IN A EXHILIRATING DISPLAY OF TALENT AND ORIGINALITY NEVER SEEN BEFORE ANYWHERE. SET TO TAKE OVER THE GAME IN 2012. NA JUST TRICKING. IF YOURE SICK OF READING ABOUT THIS SORT OF HALF BAKED BULLSHIT IN AN ARTISTS DESCRIPTION THAN YOU ARE IN GOOD PLACE YES.PRODUCER FOR THE 'OBC' AS ANDREW LIKES TO CALL IT. ONCE UPON A TIME WAS ALSO A FAIRLY AVERAGE XYLOPHONE PLAYER, AND KEYBOARDIST/MC/ENGINEER/PRODUCER/HYPE MAN/GHOSTWRITER FOR THE LEGENDARY EXPERIMENTAL BAND SLEEP_OUT, WHICH WAS BASICALLY AN EXCUSE TO SMOKE SHIT WEED AND EAT PIZZA. AND MAKE TERRIBLE SONGS THAT WERE OK EXCEPT FOR SINGER. IT WAS GREAT SUCESS.NOT REALLY. BTW IM GUNNA DROP SOME SOLO SHIT SOON. ITL BE THE KINDOF SHIT THAT MAKES YOU GO "HMMM UMMMM YEAH ITS OK I GUESS"

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Episodes

  1. the world hasnt changed

    17/03/20.... IM DOING SOMETHING W THIS NEXT WEEK

  2. (stbb 601) 601 late entry

    13/09/18... STBB 601 ENTRY.... MAN I HAVE NO TIME LEFT. IVE GOT TO SHIT STANDING UP AND WIPE ON THE GO. I DONT HAVE TIME TO BLOW ON THE PIE SO I KEEP A BAG OF FROZEN PEAS NEARBY TO EASE MY 4TH DEGREE MOUTH BURNS. NO TIME TO STIR A CUP OF COFFEE I JUST EAT A COUPLE TABLESPOONS STRAIGHT FROM THE…

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  3. (stbb 576) very warm tapes

    21/03/18....STBB 576 ENTRY... IVE HAD ABOUT 10 CONSECUTIVE MINUTES OF DEEP UNINTERRUPTED SLEEP IN THE LAST 3 DAYS, ITS A MIRACLE THAT IVE BEEN ABLE TO ENTER 2 BATTLES IN A ROW. THIS ISNT STRAIGHT FIRE SON, ITS LIKE HALFWAY THERE I GUESS, LIKE YOU KNOW WHEN PAPER STARTS CURLING UP AND SCREAMING…

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  4. boat supplies

    16/1/18 ... BATTLEFLIPS ROUND 40 ENTRY... HOW DO RICH PEOPLE GET THEIR KIDS IN LINE? ARE THEY ALL "YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH TIMMY OR YOURE NOT GETTING A SPEEDBOAT FOR HALLOWEEN... IM GOING TO HAVE YOUR 3RD ANTIMATTER PLATED TV REMOVED FROM YOUR BATHROOM ON THE BACK OF A RESSURECTED MOA IF YOU...

  5. (stbb 564) cant come to the phone/ karma

    26/12/17... STBB 564 ENTRY.... TIRED OF GETTING SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS A PANIC ROOM FOR YOUR GARAGE. SIT DOWN IN THERE ON A BEANBAG EATING CORNFLAKES WAITING FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TO BLOW OVER. COS IT DIDNT COME WITH NO TOASTER AND WE AINT GETTING NO CLOSER TO BEING...

  6. pass the sodium

    23/12/17... BATTLEFLIPS 39 ENTRY... COME ON DOCTOR PLAY US SOME BULLSHIT. SOMEONE NEEDS TO START MAKING WELCOME BACK CARDS THAT PLAY THAT MASE SONG. TOAST PERCUSSION.

  7. (stbb 550) gin

    21/09/17 ... STBB 550 ENTRY.... I WISH THIS WAS SOME FEATURE LENGTH BULLSHIT BUT IM RUNNING SHORT ON DAYLIGHT. ITS ONE IN THE MORNING AND IT SMELLS LIKE BLEACH AND TEABAGS UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA. BRB GOING GET MY SCREWDRIVERS BLESSED IM ABOUT TO DISMANTLE A CEMETERY.

  8. (stbb 536) donkey kong apeshit

    12/06/17... STBB 536 ENTRY... FUCK A INTERNET MIXTAPE, I WANT TO RELEASE MY SHIT ON VCR. GATHER A WHOLE LOT OF BEATS TOGETHER AND OVERLAY LATE 80S EXERCISE VIDEOS FOR THE VISUALS. HAVE SOME CHICK LOOKING LIKE SARAH CONNOR FROM TERMINATOR 2 WITH A MASSIVE SMILE ENTHUSIASTICALLY DOING STARJUMPS IN…

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  9. (stbb 529) woke up in the middle of the night and theres sandwiches

    26-04-17 ..STBB 529 ENTRY... AS WE PROCEED TO SPIT SOME SHIT AS HIGH AS THE STRATOSPHERE. IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME AGAIN

  10. (stbb 500) cloud shaped bacon

    05/10/16...STBB 500 ENTRY... THE INTERNET DOESNT EVEN HAPPEN PROPERLY IN THIS ROOM. LIKE THERES CHICKEN WIRE BUILT INTO THE WALLS MESSING UP THE FUCKIN WI FI. WISH I COULD HIGH FIVE IT IN ITS RIGHT EYE WITH A HANDFUL OF BALL SWEAT. IM SITTING HERE GETTIN IN MORE DEBT. SOMETHING AINT RIGHT BEHIND…

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  11. nmm cypher beat

    nmm cypher beat

  12. chillin by the riverside liquored high listening to aquemini (demo)

    24/01/16 BATTLEFLIPS ROUND 18 ENTRY... NO STICKS NO SEEDS NO OUTSIDE SAMPLES.. NO SING SONGING.. YET

  13. (stbb 463) back in the two minute noodle days

    21-01-16... STBB 463 ENTRY.... THOSE NOODLES ARE LIKE FRIED ONION AND TRIPLE BEEF, THATS A FLAVOUR THATL FILL YOU THE FUCK UP WHEN YOU ARE IN NEED OF GROUND UP DEAD COWS IN YOUR LIFE. I CANT EVEN THINK. SIDE TRACKED AS TIME LASPSE BY LIKE HI HATS. LIVING LIFE IN A FLYTRAP. TIRES ON MY BIKES FLAT....

  14. (stbb 448) easy for me / no more smiling

    07/10/15... STBB 448 ENTRY.... DONT KNOW WHY IM STRUGGLING TO FLIP A DELFONICS SONG THIS WEEK, THATS A BAD SIGN FOR THINGS TO COME. SOON IM GUNNA BE MAKING SHITTY MICROWAVE BEATS WITH FL STOCK SOUNDS AND COMING UP WITH DANCE MOVES AND MAKING VIDEOS WITH NEON RAINBOWS COMING OUT OF THE GROUND…

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  15. teach me how to sleepwalk

    3/09/15... BATTLEFLIPS ROUND 10 ENTRY YO... I MADE THIS SONG TO ANYONE OUT THERE WITH EARS. SORRY IF YOU DONT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SOUNDCLOUD THO. IMAGINE IF THERE WAS AN ANCIENT POLAR TRIBE THAT RODE ARMOURED WALRUSES INTO BATTLE. DUNNO IF THATD SCARE PEOPLE OR JUST CONFUSE THE FUCK OUT OF…

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  16. (stbb 428) i got whiteware

    21/05/15... STBB 428 ENTRY... NO SAMPLES I GOT FIVE FRIDGES FULL OF FIVE COURSE FOOD FOR THOUGHT HAVE YOU SOUNDING LIKE A SIDE DISH FROM A CHINESE FOODCOURT. THIS JUST HOW THE DUDE TALK.FUCK A KNIFE I EAT A BEAT WITH TWO FORKS FROM A GARDEN SHED YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PLAY GUITAR INSTEAD GET…

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FROM THE DARK AND COLD AND FORBIDDING WILDERNESS OF THE NORTH AN UNLIKELY YOUNG HERO EMERGES TO BRING A POSITIVE MESSAGE TO SOCIETY IN A EXHILIRATING DISPLAY OF TALENT AND ORIGINALITY NEVER SEEN BEFORE ANYWHERE. SET TO TAKE OVER THE GAME IN 2012. NA JUST TRICKING. IF YOURE SICK OF READING ABOUT THIS SORT OF HALF BAKED BULLSHIT IN AN ARTISTS DESCRIPTION THAN YOU ARE IN GOOD PLACE YES.PRODUCER FOR THE 'OBC' AS ANDREW LIKES TO CALL IT. ONCE UPON A TIME WAS ALSO A FAIRLY AVERAGE XYLOPHONE PLAYER, AND KEYBOARDIST/MC/ENGINEER/PRODUCER/HYPE MAN/GHOSTWRITER FOR THE LEGENDARY EXPERIMENTAL BAND SLEEP_OUT, WHICH WAS BASICALLY AN EXCUSE TO SMOKE SHIT WEED AND EAT PIZZA. AND MAKE TERRIBLE SONGS THAT WERE OK EXCEPT FOR SINGER. IT WAS GREAT SUCESS.NOT REALLY. BTW IM GUNNA DROP SOME SOLO SHIT SOON. ITL BE THE KINDOF SHIT THAT MAKES YOU GO "HMMM UMMMM YEAH ITS OK I GUESS"

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