Steve and Jason Fight a Filthy War of Attrition!

Steve's son thinks it's weird to fly with bags of rocks and Steve tried to gaslight him into thinking it's a mature rite of passage! Youth are so easily fooled!Jason lets his kids know some of his weirdness, but he's saving the good stuff for his deathbed! They'll be shocked! Like beating up someone your first day in prison, Steve thinks being the first person to throw out wild, baseless accusations is the best way to avoid accountability! Let he who is without sin cast the first dildo!And what is the Chinese leprechaun? Steve accidentally coins the name "mogwai" to find out! I bet he could make some money off of that!